HAD a terrible christmas

(202 Posts)
Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:28:18

alot has happened dh invited the neigbour around on christmas eve and i didnd't want him to but he did anyway and the wine is still on the window ledge but i didntt like the wine because it was horrible but the christmas tree got stolen bevause the car door was not locked but i liked the meat on christmas day that was very nice.

BobblyGussets Fri 30-Dec-11 13:31:13

I am sorry to hear that Mario? Did you make the Christmas dinner? Did your DH like it?

I hope you have some plans for a better and more peaceful new year.

Mario I really don't know what to say.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:33:05

yes i made the christmas dinner but nobody really wanted any and that upset me because they was all watching nativity and nobody helped but it was still nice but im not excited about new year at all because its always busy

DoesntChristmasDragOn Fri 30-Dec-11 13:33:09

Why is the wine still on the window ledge?

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:33:55

i put it there last night and have only just remembred

BellaVita Fri 30-Dec-11 13:35:21

I think you need to go lie down love.

BobblyGussets Fri 30-Dec-11 13:35:29

Do you get on ok with your kids (if you have any) and your DH?

Ours know they have to sit up at the table and at least make an attempt to eat. They are three and eight.

If it makes you feel any better, I had to work on Christmas day.

I would probably get rid of the wine off the windowledge now, it's been nearly a week.

KurriKurri Fri 30-Dec-11 13:37:01

I'm sorry your tree got stolen, what a mean thing for someone to do sad

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 13:39:15

I would put the wine somewhere safe, before it gets knocked onto the walls or floor or something.

usualsuspect Fri 30-Dec-11 13:40:14

Was the wasp still on the windowsledge ,did Sharon come round for christmas?

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:41:37

there was not a wasp but sharon came around on christmas eve

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:41:39

I'd also check that nothing fell into the wine too - like a dead wasp or something. Best to be cautious.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:42:13


TheSpreadingChestnutTree Fri 30-Dec-11 13:42:52

My dad got stung by a wasp that was hiding in the christmas tree, so it could have been worse.


Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:43:21

Good 'ol Sharon

<settles down with popcorn>

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 30-Dec-11 13:43:24

Did Sharon the hoor turn up?
Did anyone throw wine at the wall?
And most importantly, was there a dead wasp?

usualsuspect Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:04

I reckon Sharon nicked the Christmas tree

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:15

<wonders when the bikers and seagulls are going to show up>

FontSnob Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:19

Was the stain still on the carpet?

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:37

Cross posts with everyone grin

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:42

We had a nest of spiders in our tree once. They ended up all over the white ceiling, dropping down on their silken bungee ropes on Christmas Eve, taunting us.

But we don't know Sharon so she couldn't help us.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:44:56

Do keep up LadyBeagle grin

TwelfthNightIsComing Fri 30-Dec-11 13:45:41

I would drink remove the wine too. I remember when Google street-view was launched and MNers were looking themselves up and someone was horrified to see a few clearly displayed. There goes the neighbourhood!

My perfectly-groomed gorgeous mate was pictured taking the bins out grin

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:45:48

Abseiling spiders eh? Fabulous! grin

TwelfthNightIsComing Fri 30-Dec-11 13:46:58

"I didn't like the wine"


Clearly not one of us.

usualsuspect Fri 30-Dec-11 13:48:17

Did he ever repaint the wall?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:50:17

I bet he didn't usual - he's probably still angry too about the second incident when coffee that got spilt on the car when the bikers and the old lady were there.

Wine sitting forgotten on the windowsill. confused

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:50:49

i re painted the wall because im decorating and i saw a coffee table in asda today thats when the chistmas tree got stolen in tesco

Lulumama Fri 30-Dec-11 13:52:03

I feel like this is an in joke i;m not getting
anyhoo, when google street view came round, we had a washing machine in the front garden waiting for the council to collect,so consequently we look evenmore-- like the Clampetts

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 30-Dec-11 13:52:12

So was Sharon invited or did she just turn up?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:52:45

The tree got stolen in Tesco when you were in Asda? Tsk. Try Sainsbury's instead.

DancesWithWolves Fri 30-Dec-11 13:52:56

What shape was the wine stain again?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:53:37

More imoprtantly has Sharon turned over a new leaf? Eh? Eh?

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:53:57

he invited her and i told him not to but he did anyway and they was watching the royle family and it was funny but i didn not want sharon there really because she takes over and she does not like my christmas tree the christmas tree before the one that got stolen she said it was black and tacky looking but so were her shoes but i did not say that i just thought it

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:54:56

no the christmas tree was stolen toiday in tesco car park that was after i went to asda and thats were the coffee table was.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:55:25

Sharon's a real charmer - kill her.

CrotchFlakes Fri 30-Dec-11 13:55:26

Wouldn't have happened if you'd gone to Waitrose.

usualsuspect Fri 30-Dec-11 13:55:35

Are the cornettos still on offer in Tescos?

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 13:55:36

Sharon needs to bite her lip, tree-wise.

NeuromanticisedVisionsofXmas Fri 30-Dec-11 13:56:02

Oh mario, we have missed you! What about Adam from fruit and veg? Did you ever get that puppy? And does Sharon still play erasure and entice your dh?

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:56:16

i dont like waitrose its very expensive i bought a salad in there once and it cost me £3 it was only £1.50 in asda and i cant kill sharon thats awful

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:56:29

Ah, I see - thanks for clearing up OP.

Oooh - it's snowing here now!! <excited>

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 13:56:36

And is the truth still harder than the pain inside?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:57:30

I was only joking about killing her - honest.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:58:15

im not friends with adam at the moment he was mean to me and we are not talking but i might see him tomorow but we never got a puppy nothing really worked out like i thoght it might but thats ok because me and dh are better now. sharon is still playing erasure but i went into boars head and they had an 80s night and erasure was on and i danced i liked it actually

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:58:15

grin at LineRunner

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 13:59:27

Sometimes it is linerunner, yes.

DoesntChristmasDragOn Fri 30-Dec-11 13:59:31

Why was your Christmas tree in the back of your car when you went to Asda?

Can someone summarise so far please? I may have missed some of the plot.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 13:59:43

A puppy is for life you know.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:00:07

it wasnt in the car at asda it was at tesco

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:00:53

I don't suppose they were able to strap it successfully to the roof, Doesnt.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:02:16

So far, mario's Christmas has been a mixed bag of minor failings and festive uplifts.

That's it, really.

DoesntChristmasDragOn Fri 30-Dec-11 14:02:51

Yes, but why was it anywhere near the car anyway? I have mine in the living room

hmm what?

I feel like I've walked into an even stranger universe than usual on here!

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:04:44

You mean you don't have a tree on your car Doesn't???

It's the latest thing you know ...

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:06:12

it was a new christmas tree i only bought it today

DoesntChristmasDragOn Fri 30-Dec-11 14:06:31

No, I have antlers and a red nose on mine. That's because I am sophisticated and shop at Waitrose.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:07:07

i saw a car with a red nose and antlers today parked at tesco

DoesntChristmasDragOn Fri 30-Dec-11 14:07:47

Well, it certainly wasn't mine

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:08:35

Oh that's sooooo last week Doesn't - tree on car is de riguer

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:09:33

That'd set up a fair bit of wind resistance, Salmo.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:09:36

oh you are all being mean like adam was when the rugby was on and julie went to toilet

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:09:42

<wipes eyes and tries to stop snorting>

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:11:13

What did Adam do when Julie went to the toilet then??

P.S. - I love to suffer for fashion LineRunner. grin

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:11:56

Bless you, Mario, I don't think that Doesn't stole your new tree from the Tesco carpark.

I think it was riffraff.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:12:41

oh, brilliant! I was bored grin

Has the Stain come out of the carpet?!

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:13:07

Why is "riffraff" such hilarious word <squealing with laughter now>

MinnieBar Fri 30-Dec-11 14:13:20

Maybe Sharon stole the tree?

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:13:45

Oooob yeah,I bet it was Sharon!!

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:14:19

thats when he was mean to me and called me mouth because i was talking when the rugby was on and julie was in the toilet and shirley was sticking up for adam but shirley didnt even know adam i introduced adam to him.

Oh, I have missed mario.

Now, Sharon shouldn't be saying anything to anyone, the cow.

Tell us about Adam and Julie?

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:15:13

Shirley is a man?!

Shirley is a cow too.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:15:34

Is Shirley a bloke then? Like Big Daddy the wrestler?

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:15:44

i told dh it could have been sharon and he said i was being stupid and paranoid but she stole my slippers because she had them on when i went to pick up the toilet roll from her house

Can someone help me and Mud out here? Please?

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:16:15

The cahhh!

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:16:19

yes shirley is a man.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:16:54

She had your toilet roll at her house <ignores slippers>

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:17:26

To be honest, even Sharon would be hard pressed to walk home from Tesco with a tree under her arm wearing your slippers.

The wind resistance alone ... well, I'll leave it to your imagination.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:17:26

Not really sparkling...there is not much rhyme or reason,but there have been previous threads grin

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:17:46

she bought them for us from morrisons

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:18:17

Why would she wear someone else's slippers - the manky besom?

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:18:20

Why did you buy a tree after Christmas?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:19:55

Frigg - the first one got stolen - from the OP's car.

I am torn. You should really cut Sharon out of your life, no good can come of her and her nonsense. But it'd be like capping a comedy fountain.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:20:06

Was the new tree for next year?

It's always good to have hope.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:20:07

it was in the sale for 50 and it was the one we wanted this year but it was a hundren poind and we could not afford it so i bouhgt uit for next year

HairyNigel Fri 30-Dec-11 14:21:01

Mario has posted a few times with problems about her duh and Sharon. Some wine was thrown at the wall and it left a stain, was a terrible story. Sharon is a bitch, I met her once and she was fair vair rude

Hullygully Fri 30-Dec-11 14:21:07

hurrah for Mario!

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:21:08

What, Salmo, they both got stolen?

I will join in as best I can then Frigg. £50 still lots for a tree for next year Mario.

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes Fri 30-Dec-11 14:22:29

I just simply give up confused

HairyNigel Fri 30-Dec-11 14:22:51

You couldn't afford the tree so you bought it fornext year?!

Mario, what will you do with the black tree then? If you got a new one?

molepomandmistletoe Fri 30-Dec-11 14:22:54

Oh, thank you, I was getting bored.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:23:43

Ahhh,makes sense.

So,why did Sharon gave your loo roll?

And who are Adam and Julie?

And IS Shirley a man?!

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:24:26

Perhaps LineRunner - but then again perhaps I've laughed so much I have thoroughly bamboozled myself grin

'Tis great fun this thread though grin

And I'm thoroughly intrigued by Julie, Adam and Shirley now ...

And who is the cow?

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:24:39

My limited understanding of the situation is that mario is stuck with the old black tree that Sharon doesn't like, because the new one was nicked by riffraff out of the car.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:25:08

Sharon is The Cow.

molepomandmistletoe Fri 30-Dec-11 14:25:44

Shirley the man stole the tree off the car in Tesco, then took the loo roll to decorate the tree with being the chav that she is.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:25:58

<abandons children in favour of thread>

molepomandmistletoe Fri 30-Dec-11 14:26:19

I think.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:26:23

Sharon had been to Morrisons.

Who was wearing the slippers?

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:27:08


FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:27:29

Sharon The Cow was wearing the slippers.

Do keep up dear.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:27:40

I have to venture out in a minute - it's a blizzard now - but "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" to quote Aerosmith.

Asda, Morrisons and Tescos in one day. Sharon et al surely get about.

OtterBaubles Fri 30-Dec-11 14:27:52

Sorry to hear that you and Adam off fruit and veg are not friends anymore, OP.

He was my favourite.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:28:10

I feel like I have become mario's Max Clifford.

Who put the LSD in my wine?

Right. I may have to jot some of this down and revise a bit.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:29:05

<hides LSD>

Weren't me.

I am supposed to be ironing. But I do love these threads so.

OtterBaubles Fri 30-Dec-11 14:31:19

I think I must have missed a couple of Mario's threads. I have so many unanswered questions. sad

Like, did anyone ever clear up the dead wasp?

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:31:43

I'm going out for a drink with two ex boyfriends at the same time at 4pm.

Frigg, behave with those drugs...

Bearcrumble Fri 30-Dec-11 14:32:56

Julie went torlet at rugby and badmouthed you to everyone round the sink.

Just thought you should know :-(

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:33:35

That's just typical of her.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:34:57


ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 14:35:44

Didn't Judith and Carlos buy those slippers for her remember when Shirley said but I don't like blue ones so they sent them back and Sharon got velvet ones like the curtains in the cinema but not where they don't sell minstrels.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:36:58

I think you might be on to something there ruddy

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:37:18

I still want to know why Sharon would wear someone else's slippers.

She's obviously no better than she should be - riffraff I'll be bound, and more than likely a tree thief to boot.

ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 14:38:36

Well I thought I'd better mention what I heard.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:38:47

No-one can afford minstrels at the cinema now anyway. You have to sneak them in and suck them really furtively during the noisy love scenes.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:39:54

It's impossible to suck Minstrels!! shock

Just like Fruit Pastilles ...

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:41:02

<marks ruddynorah down on the spreadsheet as "Incorrigible Gossip">

ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 14:41:19

No Carlos like to crunch his minstrels. Judith likes to suck them. But she won't buy her own drink.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:42:08

Well possibly I'm no better than I should be, but in my neck of the woods you learn to suck a minstrel pretty young.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:42:27

Where HAS Mario gone?!

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:43:39

There's no answer to that ...

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:44:24

that was to LineRunner by the way grin

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:45:35

We were victims of cinema policy, Salmo.

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:46:05

nobody takes me serious not dh not you and not sharon everyone laughs at me and im playing aerosmoth now which is wierd because somebody mentioned them and im washing up and have just put the wash on because i had a big sandiwch with some christmas meat and now i feel sick but i am a bit of a bloater at the moment anyway i need a diet i think. sharon stole my slippers she said she didnt but she did becaiuse they had ricky tomlinson on them so are quite rare so i reconised them. im going to guve my black tree to charity nect year for other people that cant afford chrisrmas trees but npt the decorations because i need them for the new tree but lee was out last weekend and i like him hes bery nice and does not shout at me when the rugby is on

Oh come on, someone explain. Is Mario a nutjob or on a windup, or is this a revising of the plot of some soap opera or something? [doesn't watch soaps]

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:47:38

Ooh who's Lee?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:47:40

Oh I've snuck many a snack into cinemas but only suckable snacks.

I couldn't suck a minstrel - have to crunch. Impatient you see. <sigh>

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:48:05

im not a wind up solid and i dont eat snickers but i do like mars bars but not topics because they have rasons in them and i dont like fruit all that much

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:48:17

I don't think anyone knows the answer to that SGB

Topics don't have rasons in. That I do know.

ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 14:49:10

Carlos is much better looking than lee though but yes lee is a nice quiet lad he certainly wouldn't spoil a good rom com with the over zealous thoughtless crunch of three minstrels.

FriggFRIGGYPudding Fri 30-Dec-11 14:49:47

What are rasons?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:49:57

Well, if your slippers had Ricky Tomlinson on them then Sharon did you a favour really. <kindly smile>
At least you like Aerosmith (it was me that mentioned them) - quality.

rasons are the devil's pebbly droppings, you're quite right.

I think you should marry Lee and leave the rest of them, and their Ricky Tomlinson slippers. The bastards.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:50:47

topics are toast.

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 14:51:57

Mario, i have absolutely no idea what timewarp you or i fell through but i think i am in actual love with you. thanks

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:52:28

Lee is dhs other friend we like him mmore than adam now because he does not shout when the rugby is on

Mario101 Fri 30-Dec-11 14:52:56

thank you carols cervix xx

<wonders what christmas meat is>

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 14:54:07

<I also wondered but was too polite to ask>

<not a problem for me>

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 14:57:32

topics don't have rasins, your thinking of a picnic.

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 14:58:02

holy shit your ???? I mean you're sorry.

Shodan Fri 30-Dec-11 14:59:36

No no. No devils droppings in a Topic. Topics have hazelnuts in them (what has a hazelnut in every bite? TOPIC!). I don't think hazelnuts are fruit, unless they're in Cadbury's Fruit and Nut chocolate bars, in which case they might be.

I hear Lee likes them, anyway. Nuts, that is. Someone called Charlene mentioned it, though it could be a different Lee, I suppose.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 14:59:41

Topics had a red wrapper and contained nougat and rats' droppings. You explain it, then, if that didn't involve rasins.

FourThousandHoles Fri 30-Dec-11 15:00:25

Do you ever feel like you've fallen through a black hole into an alternate universe?


Nuts. In a Topic.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 15:02:30

So all these years I've labouring under the misapprehsion of rasins in topic ... ? All those wasted fucking years.

unreasonablemuch Fri 30-Dec-11 15:02:41

I am under the distinct impression I missed a thread or twoconfused

Topic-a hazelnut in every bite. Either that or squirrel shit, but no rasons.

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 15:06:10

i'm still a bit confused why the tree was in the car?

ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 15:08:23

Mario wanted the tree for this year but they argued it was too expensive so she bought it in the sale half price for next. Expect then Sharon nicked it.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 15:08:26

I'm thinking of that classic selection-box-spoiler, Aztec.

The tree was in the car because of the wind resistance.

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 15:10:07

oh i see.
Mario - can you nick it back?

Shodan Fri 30-Dec-11 15:10:41

The tree is a red herring, I think.

The tree was £50. that was in the sale. shock

EtInTerraPax Fri 30-Dec-11 15:12:11

I don't think they sell Topics any more.

ruddynorah Fri 30-Dec-11 15:12:12

I thought it was Christmas meat not herrings.

CarolCervix Fri 30-Dec-11 15:13:17

will it noy be a bit bald by next year?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 15:15:15

The topics are a red herring.

Sharon stole the slippers AND the tree 'cos she is riffraff.

Adam is horrible and Julie is too.

Lee is alright.

Hope that helps.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 15:17:51

Did I mention it's a blizzard here?

But I braved the elements and nipped out to the shop- I'm a trooper.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 15:20:12

Festive, though.

Shodan Fri 30-Dec-11 15:22:57

Did you wear your slippers though Salmotrutta? Or has Sharon nicked yours too?

This is like Adrian Mole

JollyJinglyJoo Fri 30-Dec-11 15:24:54

I do love these threads- I wish my life had half the drama and intrigue

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 15:29:52

Sharon would never dare nick my slippers shodan - and anyway, if RickyTomlinson appeals to her I doubt my very elegant fluffy mules with silver sequins would appeal.

BellaVita Fri 30-Dec-11 15:43:31

What about the seagulls and bikers eh?? Do they come into this anywhere along the line?

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 30-Dec-11 16:10:43

I'm confused about the Christmas trees.
Nothing else though, that Sharon is a marriage breaker, Mario.
You need to go on to Relationships, where you'll get lots of support grin
She's no better than she ought to be be.
As for the slippers just Wow. Wrong on so many levels.

KitchenandJumble Fri 30-Dec-11 16:38:04

Mario, how lovely to see you again. I can follow your storyline quite easily this time, alas. I was so hoping for more complications and sequiturs of the non variety.

And how, may I ask, is Bagda?

Shodan Fri 30-Dec-11 17:11:09

Fluff AND sequins eh Salmotrutta? Bet Shirley would like those wink

The situation wrt the trees couldn't be clearer, LadyBeagleEyes - Mario took the tree shopping at Tesco because she has a weird tree fetish. Possibly it was a singing and dancing tree. But Sharon pursued her there wearing Ricky Tomlinson slippers, a beige mac, hat and dark glasses and stole the tree while Mario's attention was diverted by a bottle of wine. Then Lee left the car window open on the way home to air his nuts and Mario realised that her beloved tree was missing, thereby causing her to leave the bottle of wine on the windowsill.

Then Adam shouted at her whilst wearing rugby shorts.

I hope everyone's clear now.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 18:48:04

Not the singing and ringing and tingalinging tree of my badly dubbed youth, surely?

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 18:50:52

<runs away screaming at mention of the Very Scary "Singing Ringing Tree">

Was the tree driving the car?

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 18:52:52

I've run away screaming from a seasonal drink with two exBFs, Salmo. You can man up to the tingalinging tree, thank you.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 19:01:14

<bows to Line's greater "man-upness">

<dies of curiosity to hear about drinks with 2 exBFs>

happybubblebrain Fri 30-Dec-11 19:04:47

Ahhhhh, how cute.
Mario - let me introduce you to the , and the .
Not that I'm an expert or anything.

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 19:09:08

Salmo, one of them suggested us doing it every Friday.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 19:15:48

Whaaaat? How ... awkward! grin
I hope you back-pedalled successfully? (that spelling looks"wrong" confused)

I'm sure Sharon has got a new Christmas tree today, I've seen it through her window.

My favourite bit of this thread is the stolen Ricky Tomlinson slippers grin. My Grandma would love a pair of those for next Christmas, where can I get some?!

thanks to you all for making me laugh really loudly on a rubbish night.

LineRunner are the two exes now together, or good friends or something?confused

Can not imagine the horror of meeting up with any of my exes, never mind two at the same time!

LineRunner Fri 30-Dec-11 19:29:32

<Hanging head in hands, dying inside>

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Salmotrutta Fri 30-Dec-11 20:30:23

There is still Bagda to consider ... wherefore art thou Bagda?

<can't really recall how she fitted in to that original thread>

Slipper stealing slapper - I like that.

Salmotrutta Sat 31-Dec-11 00:14:31

This is an utterly shameless bump - because OP is worth it.

I luffs you Mario.

LineRunner Sat 31-Dec-11 20:17:38

Oh my god - the thought of Sharon loose on New Year's Eve.

Wind resistance pales into insignificance.

Oh yay you're back! smile

LineRunner Sat 31-Dec-11 22:49:35

I would like to raise my glass, spilling and foaming, to you all, and to Sharon. wine

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