To wish that DP would..

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Spread the butter and jam to the edges if the toast!
Drives me mad! You get 1 big dollop of Each somewhere around the middle of the toast and nothing anywhere near the edges!

[LordVolAuVent]

What a cunt

[bubbles4]

My dh moans that I dont do this,so now I just plonk eveything on the table and let him do it himself

[OrmRenewed]

Does he spread your toast for you? How odd.

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Lordvolauvent have just laughed out loud! Then had to explain to DP what was so funny!

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Orm, was his toast but he always shares!

[OrmRenewed]

Well if it's his toast you don;t have leg to stand on I'm afraid.

[LordVolAuVent]

Hopefully he'll change his ways now then

[LordVolAuVent]

Hopefully he'll change his ways now then

[tethersend]

People like this make me sick.

[flossielimejuice]

lol lordvolauvent - dh and i had good laugh

sag - outrageous behaviour - divorce him!

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

tethersend who? Me or him?

[LordVolAuVent]

Don't know why that posted twice, sorry.

BTW, when I was little I was very specific about how my mum should spread my Nutella - thicker on one half than the other, mainly to the middle as I don't eat the crusts so any there is a waste, and cut in triangles.

[mountainmonkey]

Mine does that too! He thinks I'm just being anal wanting it spread to the edges.
He has a big mouth so can get it all in whereas I end up delicately nibbling on mostly dry toast. Hmph!

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

Hmmm! Apologise or divorce him? Divorce him or apologise?.......

[OrmRenewed]

I want toast now. With jam.

I have no jam.


bugger.

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

It's even worse when he mows the lawn. He cuts a circle in the middle and leaves the edges all weedy and overgrown! And he doesn't Hoover the corners either!

[LordVolAuVent]

He is clearly mentally ill.

[flossielimejuice]

nightmare

[RunawayWife]

leave him at once

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

My gran always said 'take care of the edges and the middle will take care of itself'!

[singsinthebath]

If he leaves crumbs in the butter too, there is no hope for your relationship.

[singsinthebath]

If he leaves crumbs in the butter too, there is no hope for your relationship.

[Saggyoldclothcatpuss]

We are truly doomed!!