to think you can't be stranded at home?

[StealthPolarBear]

(Volcanic ash related) On the news "Thousands of people are stranded abroad or at home"
Yes, you can be stranded abroad. But surely by definition you can't be stranded at home?
Maybe this should have been in pedants' corner as I do know what they mean, of course!

[skidoodly]

Yabu

the worst thing thing that can possibly befall a person is to not be able to go on holiday

the news programmes always make sure to give anyone in this dreadful situation plenty of air time

it is terribly important

far worse to be stranded in the shite place you live than get a few extra days on the beach

[StealthPolarBear]

I haven't been on holiday in years, is there some sort of crisis fund I can access?

[LittleMrsHappy]

Yes they can be stranded at home, as in not going on holiday, not being able to leave the house due to ash, stranded at home because they can get essential supplies etc...

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

There's no ash that I can see. Surely it's all the fault of the Airlines.

[clam]

jamie!

[StealthPolarBear]

why can't they go out? (this is talking aboiut people in NE UK btw)
Agree the term makes more sense if they can't leave the house
in that case we were standed in our village in january

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

I am stranded in my house because MN will not allow me to go out

[StealthPolarBear]

oh there;s a button that can help with that - it's called de-register

[skidoodly]

jamie

good call, I've been wondering who to blame

stealthpo

the holiday hardship fund has been raided to pay for the feckless elderly who don't care for the hips they are given

[StealthPolarBear]

i need to ask a stupid question
is this affecting france?
if not they could all just fly to paris & eurostar home
(make me the PM)

[skihorse]

stealth Yep, Benelux, (northern) France and Western Germany. And you can't go around expecting people to use their fucking initiative - where's it all going to end?

[StealthPolarBear]

oh well that's me out at the next election

[skihorse]

stealth No, don't give up just yet - what about going with a slogan such as "Boats for Votes" or something?

[StealthPolarBear]

Brilliant idea- then when I'm in give them all a paper aeroplane, think I can stretch to one piece of paper each and the child labour costs of getting a load of schoolchildren to make them.

As for the word 'jet' - well all party leaders stretch the truth a bit...

[StealthPolarBear]

skihorse, will you be my chief spin doctor? Riven, how do you fancy Transport Minister?
Jamie, you can be Chancellor?
Now, who wants a knighthood?

[MillyMollyMoo]

Oh come off it, imagine you haven't been on holiday for years, the DC's are excited, you've been saving for months maybe longer, the big day arrives and a bloody volcano erupts.
You won't get any money back or insurance because it's an act of God and it's cost you £100 to get to the airport.
You'd all be gutted.

[StealthPolarBear]

MMM, not arguing at all with that, but pedantically with the use of 'stranded' by newspeople
Riven, can you start with tailgaters please - leave the drivers inside

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

No, not Chancellor. I'm crap with money ...

I do have sympathy. Must have caused tremendous disappointment for many.

But I avoid flying whenever possible. Sitting in a miasma of other peoples farts for hours on end. No thankyou

[skihorse]

lol @ Riven - With every vote you get a free volcanic ash filter for your holiday jet!

stealth When you say "jet", do you actually mean something more "Icarus" like? Don't worry, an election pledge is not a promise. Repeat after me "we did not forsee these events, they started in America/Iceland/The Faroe Islands".

Canni I have a knighthood?

Milly I think Alanis Morisette missed a trick when she wrote that best-selling hit. "It's like rain on your wedding day... or like booking a holiday with your 5 DCs and an volcano erupts in Iceland - like 5000 forks when all you want is a spoon... la la la"

[skihorse]

Jamie An inability to balance the books is no barrier.

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

And airports are shitholes. All those hours waiting. All that space given over to retail outlets, and no-where for your bored DCs,( who will most likely have an ear infection and be incubating chicken pox) to play.