to set a reminder on my phone for 2025

[SPBInDisguise]

when my DS will be 18, and hopefully out for a meal with someone significant. I am going to sit there, bang my fork and roar like a lion while they try to mkae pleasant conversation before the food is served.

After that I'm going to go to DD's house and take a plastic bowl, which I will drop. If she picks it up I'll drop it again. She'll pick it up, I'll drop it. She'll pick it up, I'll drop it. She'll pick it up, I'll drop it. She'll pick it up, I'll hold it for a second or so, until she looks away, then I'll drop it.

[missmoopy]

Bad day SPB????

[Alibabaandthe40nappies]

PMSL

I especially like the roaring idea, that would be truely hysterical!

[abbierhodes]

D'you think you'll still have the phone? YANBU

[Numberfour]

YADefBeing HORRENDOUSLY unreasonable.

[raindroprhyme]

this will happen anyway. we are all living to long and no state pension or care will result in our children having to wipe our ancient arses.

sorry bad day

[Feelingsensitive]

YA most definately NBU.

[SPBInDisguise]

I agree raindrop, but I am only 30, so would be worried if this happened in 15 years time
Anyone else got plans for revenge on the DCs? I might also wake DS for a couple of years at 4.30 am asking if I can get into his bed. I thinik that will go down well when he's about 14 or 15, what do you all think?

[iwastooearlytobeayummymummy]

When she was a baby I too vowed to wake up my dd1 the night she turned 18.

Unfortunately I forgot.