to want to use DH's 'carving' knife to demonstrate how i am feeling?

[EccentricaGallumbits]

I am stressed. and tired.

I have a huge amount of work to do. not enough time to do it.

DD1 is being a stroppy teenager and appears to have given up eating most things.
i have to decide whether to have DD2 assessed for ASD.

i have got to the point where there is too much in my brain and important stuff keeps falling out. meaning i keep forgetting things.

DH is winding me up by bloody coughing all the bloody time. and breathing. and watching continuous come dine with me on what feels like a sodding loop.

I have PMT.

I'm trying to lose a vast amount of weight so can't even eat cheese or get pissed.

I'm trying to make some nice food for this evening and bloody inconsiderate fecking pernicity DH tells me off for using his precious 'carving' knife for deseeding chillis rather than the appropriate vegetable knife.

Does it fecking matter?

shall i show him what i think of his fecking right impliment for the right job?
or lovingly give his testicles a fondle, after deseeding the chillis. without washing my hands first?

[ruhavingalarf]

get DH to make dinner.sounds like he's an expert

get in the bath and have a glass of wine. clear your mind. worry about it all tomorrow.

[pooexplosions]

I'd go for option b, but try to look innocent.
{bgrin]

[pooexplosions]

That was meant to be