To have the hump with DP

[lucyellensmumagain]

Because he was working all day, well chatting up a client all day, which defeated the object of the day and has only just got home. Having stopped off at sainsbury for pizzas and a packet of sweets for DD...............he had the barefaced cheek to pitch up with NO BOTTLE OF WINE for me!!!

I've really a mind to send him back out to buy one!!!

[HaveToWearHeels]

Send him back out now .....

[issysmilkbottle]

send him out for two! And choccies

[tethersend]

Actually, while he's there can he get me a creme egg?

[almostreal]

I read the title wrong though you were asking if you should 'hump' him.

[scottishmummy]

some chips and curry sauce if hes passing the chippy.an a can o ginger too

[tethersend]

Oh, yeah, and can he see if they've got any pickled eggs?

[scottishmummy]

three pickled onions please

[tethersend]

sm, do you want to split a pastie?

[compo]

Aw poor blokey can't you go?!!

[scottishmummy]

aye a pastie i curry sauce.mmmm

[lucyellensmumagain]

Oh, its nice to see my plight being taken so seriously!!!

almostreal if that was the thread title, what do you think his chances are tonight????

[scottishmummy]

i reckon you'd bang like a barn door for a takeaway

[lucyellensmumagain]

what sort of suggestion is THAT compo? no, of course i wont can't go!!

Actually, i can't - i can't drive and DD at home, and i have actually resolved not to BUY anymore wine - so you see, it has to be a gift!

[tethersend]

Actually lucy, if his chances are good, can you get him to wash his hands before he goes to the chippie?

[jeminthecellar]

Send the fecker back out now!!

[lucyellensmumagain]

are you trying to say that im anything less than immaculately clean tethersend?

[compo]

Apologies for stupid idea

you could leave dd to go out though if you really wanted to

[mrsboogie]

tsk. does the man not think??

[tethersend]

It's not you I'm worried about, lucy

[lucyellensmumagain]

pizza was vile, a nice glass of red would have made it palatable, have cup of tea now and i think i might just put on a face pack, put my hair in rollers and steal DDs malteasers

[upahill]

lucyellen.... I love your logic about wine only counting if it is a gift. Therefore if Dh gets me G&B Butterscotch out of the cupboard it would be rude not to eat it!-Despite me being on a diet I would have to say what a lovely thought, I'll have that with the wine that doesn't count (because you got it) when I watch CSI NY in half an hour!!!

[lucyellensmumagain]

yep, thats about the size of it upahill and can be applied to food as well as alcohol

It doesn't count if its a gift

It doesn't count if its off someone elses plate

if its BOGOF it doesn't count if you eat/drink the free one

if its half price, well then it only counts half

But G&B doesn't count anyway because its posh so its not junkfood!