To never buy lube ever again..?

[LubeitUP]

Eeek, I am throwing this bottle away right now... I can't believe it has taken me this long to do it

THREE incidents!! You would have thought I would learn the error of my ways after one

incident 1 - DSister coming over and giving DS a bath.... DS comes in armed with lube and starts pouring it in the bath as if it were bubble bath!!! to which I snatch it off him and stuff it in a drawer and forget about it...

incident 2 - the mainanence guy is her to put draft excluders up and I'm making him a cup of coffee, and DS manages to take this point in time to put the lube on the floor right next to where the guy is working!!! to which a very red faced me grabs it and stuff it in a kitchen drawer thinking that 2yo DS wouldn't be able to get it out...

incident 3 - a new bf comes around my house and only when he leaves (after using the loo twice) I go upstairs to realise that DS must have found the lube and put it right outside the bathroom door... he would have seen it as he was coming up the stairs...

I am so ashamed and red faced right now.... It is going in the bin and I am never buying any of the damn stuff ever again...

[BrahmsThirdRacket]

Haha! What is with your kid and the lube?

[kidcreoleandthecoconuts]

Just keep it where your DS can't get to it!

[FourArms]

On my way to a recent holiday (was meeting up with DH who I hadn't seen for a few months) I packed two bottles of lube (hot and cold varieties ). I realised I was over my luggage allowance, so my sister helped me edit my stuff. She decided that two bottles was excessive (but 1 was necessary as I get thrush & cystitis from lots of sex after a break) so I left one behind (along with about 10 other bottles of 'stuff'). Anyway, the DSs came home from school, I was gone, they were playing with it (it was sealed). Sister rings me at Heathrow to say DS2 having major tantrum as he wants lube open. I say to let him (holiday mode!), so he did, and DS1 and 2 had great fun with this funny stuff that they could rub in which made their arms heat up and feel funny.

Not so embarrasing as your experiences though, but I did have to relate this to the four women I was travelling with to explain why I was laughing on the phone!! I'd only met 3 of them that day for the first time having previously communicated on facebook!

[timelordvictorious]

I can't be the only person to open this thread thinking 'A bumsex thread? On a Thursday afternoon?'

Children are just drawn to inappropriate stuff. Not so long ago ny toddler pulled my, ahem, massager out of my bedside drawer and managed to turn it on. (Bloke works away a lot...)

[LubeitUP]

I don't know Brahms... It's like he is setting out to embarrass me...

he's out to get me I tell ya...

Four arms.. I wouldn't have thought about just letting him play with it... only downside would be when we recognises it in a shop and wants it