Asking if I am pregnant on Mumsnet

[FancyAGame]

I have been feeling unwell for a few days, thought I had a stomach bug. Found a cheap internet test in the bathroom and within seconds two thick blue lines appeared. The test must be a couple of years old and it was very cheap so I do not believe it. My last period was 2 months ago that was very light flow and the one before that was another two months before.

I have just driven to the nearest 24 hour supermarket in total shock and I now have one of those digital tests which tell you how pregnant you are. Just for fun, whilst I drink a lot of juice so I can pee again. If my sickly feeling is due to pregnancy, how pregnant must I be ?

[LargeGlassofRed]

I guess it will say +3 congratulations

[losingtheplotthisweek]

Ooooh, I wanted to go to bed and now I have to wait for you to pee .

Hmmm maybe +2 ??

So exciting, congratulations xxx

[Bleatblurt]

9 months.

Don't squeeze or you'll get a big surprise.

[FancyAGame]

OMG, do you think so. Quickly tots up glasses of wine consumed over last three weeks. Thanks for the congrats, still in shock here

[verytellytubby]

+5.
Good luck and I hope you get the answer you want.

[MummyElk]

well if your last period was 2 months ago, you could be 6 wks pg?? which would account for feeling rubbish (i generally don't till about 5/6 wks)....ooh good luck - are you excited? how are you feeling about it all?!

[PacificDogwood]

+6 or + 12

Is this a happy surprise or not??

[FancyAGame]

PMSL at Butterball

[dontdare]

3+

[FancyAGame]

Happy surprise, my husband is laughing as he was joking about me being pregnant when I was feeling ill. So does anyone agree that the cheap test could be wrong?

[geordieminx]

+6

[Ladyanonymous]

No. You can get a false neg but not a false pos.

[losingtheplotthisweek]

Nope, poundshop tests were more accurate than Clearview for DD...ditto the glasses of wine .

But she's gorgeous now, and only slightly eccentric .

[jesusChristOtterStar]

get the potty out

[verytellytubby]

No you are definitely pregnant. You can't get a false positive.

[FancyAGame]

Off to pee, wish me luck.

[losingtheplotthisweek]

Have you done it yet (getting very over excited!!)

[cheesefarmer]

I don't think the cheap test could be wrong.

When are you going to pee on the digital one????

[cheesefarmer]

oh sorry cross posted.

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

How exciting ..........

[Tidey]

Oooh, live testing thread. Good luck.

[jesusChristOtterStar]

[PacificDogwood]

Oh, good, I love happy surprises .

Agree with the others, there is no such thing as a false positive.

As to the number of weeks....?

Are you done yet?

[MrsKitty]

excited! This is gripping stuff

[hellsbelles]

o.k...5 mins are up...don't waste time telling your DH - get your priorities straight woman and tell us