Making some sort of pear rice pudding today. After reading this thread, I cannot look at Big Cook without noticing that the smile doesn't reach his eyes.

I will agree with everything everyone has said about bclc though - it's fecking horrible. Unfortunately DD (22 months) LOVES it

Also PMSL at this thread! Will not be able to watch BCLC again without chortling! Thank goodness DS isn't old enough to actually request anything on CBeebies - I just Sky+ the not-too-hideous stuff.

To anyone who is forced to watch ITNG - doesn't it reall start to f*&k you off that Makka Pakka washes everyone and everything (ninky nonky, pinky ponk, rocks etc) with the same sponge and doesn't even rinse it in between, oh and that he puts the soap on the floor after using it. Health and Safety anyone??? I had to stop DS watching it cos it started to annoy me so much! Now we watch Waybuloo instead, which is vaguely less annoying!

Oh and I quite like watching Justin (when not in character) cos of trying to learn the signing... agree with the people who say that at least he's clearly raking it in into what he does.

Anyone remeber ' Big Dave ' and ' Little Alice ' from the Disney channel?

My friend shagged Big Dave.

Apparently he wasn't.

YANBU but I have purposely avoided cbeebies this morning and you have now put the song in my head... thank you soooooooooooo much

I hate 'where shall we look? in the book, in the book, in big cook's book'.. couldn't they fit the words?

Piprabbit thanks for the link - Get Stuffed was indeed as bad as I remembered. Deffo inspired BCLC too (I called it Big Cock Little Cock a few weeks ago and DP overheard and really laughed, like I was being really original or funny or something... doesn't everyone call it that?)

I think he is sexy, his freakishly small teeth do it for me.

Ah, Justin Tumble: "Yeeeeessssssss, that's riiiiiiight. Can you say 'demented'?"

Gawd, this is bringing back horrible memories. Am so glad ds has grown out of BCLC. I did once have to supervise ds making some pile of crap off the show - did my best to wriggle out of all previous suggestions but this one time ds really insisted. Even presented me with a pen and paper to write down the ingredients so I felt obliged.

As I expected, it was foul and ds refused to eat it. Still, at least it cured him of any desire to copy BCLC ever again!

Mu son used to watch it all the time and I had to sing along. Gah. but you know what, it NEVER made him inclined in the slightest to wash and put away.

Oh JTG thank god it's not just me who can't stand Lily-Rose. I feel really guilty about it (especially as I think both the boys are great...)