To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

(315 Posts)
Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:09:46

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?! shock
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

brimfull Mon 01-Jun-09 20:17:20

he took viagra and it's taking it's time to wear off?

the sight of you was too much?

yes, you're right OP. there is clearly NO other possible explanation in the entire universe.
the man is obviously a apervert and you should report him to the police
<sigh>

spicemonster Mon 01-Jun-09 20:17:52

Poor bloke. I feel a bit sorry for him

When my DH wears his football shorts he often looks like he has an erection, he doesn't, the fabric clings making it look bigger than it is.

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:01

LOL at the Bank Holiday obsession.

It was his big willy that the OP found shocking, not the bank holiday.

Perhaps he just has a big lunchbox?

Kimi Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:14

You should always carry a rolled up newspaper for just such an occasion, a quick whack and a loud down boy and all is sorted grin

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:14

I was in the botanic gardens ystrdy, a lovely public park and I was revolted by the amount of men going around with no top. FFS!! yes, hot, I know, we ladies are hot too, but I don't want to have to look at your hairy sweaty shiny white belly. I don't even want to have to avert my eyes. Sometimes,when something is almost awardwinningly gruesome, your eye is drawn to it. I couldn't concentrate on the plants and flowers...

muggglewump Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:26

I know I probably shouldn't, but I'm finding this really funny!grin

random Mon 01-Jun-09 20:19:52

Me too grin

Could also be a medical condition.

I read in the Sun about a truck driver who was always aroused.

Tamarto Mon 01-Jun-09 20:19:54

I'd have enjoyed the view wink

mayorquimby Mon 01-Jun-09 20:20:25

meh he just had a bit of a hard on.
it's not like he was taking it out and pointing it at people

pagwatch Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:05

I am ROFL at tub

"So "walking with his friend" is that a euphemism or did he really have a friend with him? "

grin

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:38

the hard on wouldn't bother me. PUt your top on though. My ORE Keemby you wouldn't walk about with no top on would you????

GetOrfMoiLand Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:58

Why the correlation between hard on and bank holiday? Are they only allowed to get erections on high days and holidays now <sniggers to self at thread>

Perhaps he just has a very big dick

NeedaNewName Mon 01-Jun-09 20:22:24

Get a grip people.

So what he had an erection. Now if he were having a wank - fair enough.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:01

Me too mugglewump
between neanieb and her something sinsiter grin,
and I don't think Phantomplopper dh will be pleased at her saying her dhs looks bigger in football shorts than it actually is grin
Phantom you should have said when hes in his jeans it hides his true size, but when hes in his shorts.......

Watching football on tv one day a player looked like he had anerection and I was about to comment then realised its obviously the shorts

SoupDragon Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:15

He probably had a very small lunchbox and couldn't fit his banana in it.

mrsnosy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:44

OP have you got a partner or brothers or a Dad - you might not be aware of this but sometimes men can't control when they get erections. I'm very surprised indeed you don't know this.

Does this not happen to your son occasionally?

Seriously, I'm shocked at your naivity.

Hormonesnomore Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:08

I haven't seen one of those for a while - did you have a chance to take photos? grin

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:08

This is for some reason hilarious. Not the OP but the responses are making me laugh out loud. I had to explain why to DH. Even he thought it was funny...

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:44

I'm constructing an organagram to show the direct correlation between bank holidays in Ireland and men walking around England with hardons. Better go and finish it. I have to hand it in tomorrow.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:44

must type faster

wotulookinat Mon 01-Jun-09 20:26:32

maybe he thought you'd like to see it...

Quattrocento Mon 01-Jun-09 20:27:05

yabu

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