To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

(315 Posts)
Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:09:46

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?! shock
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:11:09

today's a bank holiday though. your children had playschool today?

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:11:54

Its not, not here anyway, it was BH last week.

And yes, they had Playschool today hmm

Is it a bank holiday?

Mine had pre school too.

Owls Mon 01-Jun-09 20:12:35

No Bank Holiday here.

But why were you staring at his groin?! grin

RustyBear Mon 01-Jun-09 20:12:58

It's not a Bank Holiday in England Maggie - that was last week.

random Mon 01-Jun-09 20:13:00

Not a bank holiday here

Drusilla Mon 01-Jun-09 20:13:05

I tihnk it's a BH in Ireland

it isn't a bank holiday maggie.

as for the OP, i would assume it wasn't an erection myself

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:13:34

I wasn't, I was walking up the slope, he's a tall bloke & it was bloody obvious when looking at someone.

Drusilla Mon 01-Jun-09 20:13:44

Maybe he just has a big winkie?!

qwertpoiuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:13:51

Bank Holiday in Ireland.

Maybe he didn't know he was aroused - I don't know I'm not a man.

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:14:24

What would you assume the pointy out thing from his 'region' was then? hmm

PM73 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:14:46

Its not a bank holiday here,it was last Mon.

Thats disgusting behaviour,why didnt his gf/wife go & pick up the child?Eurgh filthy man.

Lizzylou Mon 01-Jun-09 20:14:52

No bank holiday here...that was last week.

Why would anyone walk around with an erection? Let alone pick up his DD, what if she'd asked what was going on "there"? And no top? Bleeeurrgh

random Mon 01-Jun-09 20:15:11

Maybe he had something in his pocket?

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:15:29

No, this was a def erection, whether or not he knew he was aroused I dunno hmm

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:15:48

Oh right, I'm in Ireland. I presumed it was a BH in the UK too. So.... an erection ey?! and on a working day too! shocking shock chop it off!!!

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 20:15:56

So "walking with his friend" is that a euphemism or did he really have a friend with him?

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:16:25

I was going to say that Drusilla maybe hes packing a big subway in his lunchbox grin

Not a bank hol in N.Ireland

OrmIrian Mon 01-Jun-09 20:16:26

Perhaps he was just well-endowed and not wearing underpants?

Ponders Mon 01-Jun-09 20:16:31

"What would you assume the pointy out thing from his 'region' was then? hmm"

LOL (sorry blush)

(is that a gun or are you pleased to see me?)

beanieb Mon 01-Jun-09 20:16:35

so what? Is an erection something to be afraid of now? Even if it was one (which I seriously doubt) I am sure it wasn't intentional or there for any sinister reason.

qwertpoiuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:16:42

Definitely Bank Holiday in Ireland - I live there!

i agree it's disgusting. Was he wearing something like swimming trunks?

brimfull Mon 01-Jun-09 20:17:20

he took viagra and it's taking it's time to wear off?

the sight of you was too much?

yes, you're right OP. there is clearly NO other possible explanation in the entire universe.
the man is obviously a apervert and you should report him to the police
<sigh>

spicemonster Mon 01-Jun-09 20:17:52

Poor bloke. I feel a bit sorry for him

When my DH wears his football shorts he often looks like he has an erection, he doesn't, the fabric clings making it look bigger than it is.

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:01

LOL at the Bank Holiday obsession.

It was his big willy that the OP found shocking, not the bank holiday.

Perhaps he just has a big lunchbox?

Kimi Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:14

You should always carry a rolled up newspaper for just such an occasion, a quick whack and a loud down boy and all is sorted grin

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:14

I was in the botanic gardens ystrdy, a lovely public park and I was revolted by the amount of men going around with no top. FFS!! yes, hot, I know, we ladies are hot too, but I don't want to have to look at your hairy sweaty shiny white belly. I don't even want to have to avert my eyes. Sometimes,when something is almost awardwinningly gruesome, your eye is drawn to it. I couldn't concentrate on the plants and flowers...

muggglewump Mon 01-Jun-09 20:18:26

I know I probably shouldn't, but I'm finding this really funny!grin

random Mon 01-Jun-09 20:19:52

Me too grin

Could also be a medical condition.

I read in the Sun about a truck driver who was always aroused.

Tamarto Mon 01-Jun-09 20:19:54

I'd have enjoyed the view wink

mayorquimby Mon 01-Jun-09 20:20:25

meh he just had a bit of a hard on.
it's not like he was taking it out and pointing it at people

pagwatch Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:05

I am ROFL at tub

"So "walking with his friend" is that a euphemism or did he really have a friend with him? "

grin

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:38

the hard on wouldn't bother me. PUt your top on though. My ORE Keemby you wouldn't walk about with no top on would you????

GetOrfMoiLand Mon 01-Jun-09 20:21:58

Why the correlation between hard on and bank holiday? Are they only allowed to get erections on high days and holidays now <sniggers to self at thread>

Perhaps he just has a very big dick

NeedaNewName Mon 01-Jun-09 20:22:24

Get a grip people.

So what he had an erection. Now if he were having a wank - fair enough.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:01

Me too mugglewump
between neanieb and her something sinsiter grin,
and I don't think Phantomplopper dh will be pleased at her saying her dhs looks bigger in football shorts than it actually is grin
Phantom you should have said when hes in his jeans it hides his true size, but when hes in his shorts.......

Watching football on tv one day a player looked like he had anerection and I was about to comment then realised its obviously the shorts

SoupDragon Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:15

He probably had a very small lunchbox and couldn't fit his banana in it.

mrsnosy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:23:44

OP have you got a partner or brothers or a Dad - you might not be aware of this but sometimes men can't control when they get erections. I'm very surprised indeed you don't know this.

Does this not happen to your son occasionally?

Seriously, I'm shocked at your naivity.

Hormonesnomore Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:08

I haven't seen one of those for a while - did you have a chance to take photos? grin

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:08

This is for some reason hilarious. Not the OP but the responses are making me laugh out loud. I had to explain why to DH. Even he thought it was funny...

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:44

I'm constructing an organagram to show the direct correlation between bank holidays in Ireland and men walking around England with hardons. Better go and finish it. I have to hand it in tomorrow.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:24:44

must type faster

wotulookinat Mon 01-Jun-09 20:26:32

maybe he thought you'd like to see it...

Quattrocento Mon 01-Jun-09 20:27:05

yabu

slayerette Mon 01-Jun-09 20:27:11

I am loving the obsession with whether or not it is a bank holiday. If only this poor man knew how quickly his erection became completely uninteresting to a forum of women grin

DH if you are reading this.. it looks big in whatever you wear darling.

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 20:27:54

Just checked with DH and he says yes you always know when you have an erection.

However, I am willing to give tent-boy benefit of the doubt.

Maybe he has medical condition?
Or huge cock?
A massive crush on OP?
Been at the viagra and it hasn't gone down for 3 days?
There must be more...

I must admit I would find it hilarious rather than disgusting. Doesn't sound like he was behaving in a dodgy manner apart from the underpaant action, if you get my drift grin

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:28:02

wink phantomplopper

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 20:28:24

"Is that your Bank Holiday, or are you just pleased to see me?"

NeedaNewName Mon 01-Jun-09 20:28:37

lol slayerette

BCNS Mon 01-Jun-09 20:28:54

i'm sorry but I have just snorted coffee through my nose at this thread.. banks holidays and erections.. and whoever said "big winkie" .. well you nearly killed me

i'm sat by the window maggie, so i'll let you know if I see any going past

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:29:24

ha ha! i read it and thought yeah yeah yeah to the erection but couldn't understand why her children were at playschool. everybody walks around with an erection here.

He could also have kidney stones. I remember (unfortunately) when my Dad had kidney stones and kept getting erections.

dp said he's had one today at some point. he thinks.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:29:49

if the bloke was happy to stroll around with no top and a pair of 'light' shorts (does that mean colour or thinness of material?), I'm not surprised an erection didn't faze him.

spicemonster Mon 01-Jun-09 20:29:49

I misread the OP and thought it said '... while he, the erection, goes ...'

Somehow him being called 'the erection' made it that bit funnier

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:30:17

Is that what he told your Mum!? I'd murder my dad if he told me that. eeeooooww tmi Pater.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:30:23

Don't know what all the fuss is about.

random Mon 01-Jun-09 20:30:26

You sure it wasn't a wank holiday? grin

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 20:30:31

thisisyesterday
But is it a BH where you are?

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 20:30:48

Claire2009 - assuming you are being serious and this is not a joke thread.

All normal men get occassional involuntary erections. It happens to men in the morning when they wake, during certain stages of sleep and very occassionally during the day.

It is embarrasing and is nothing to do with being sexually aroused. It is not something that can be controlled by the brain.

Sometimes it can just happen as men stand up - as I suspect happened in this case. It is genuinely, entirely, involuntary.

He was not being disgusting. You should have looked away.

Hormonesnomore Mon 01-Jun-09 20:31:04

maybe he was wearing a box (not lunchbox) - did he have football shorts on? He'd perhaps just come from playing some sort of sport? Did he look sporty? (nudge nudge, wink wink)

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 20:32:20

ThePhantomPlopper - yes it can be a sign of certain urinary and prostate conditions.

NeedaNewName Mon 01-Jun-09 20:32:25

DH also confirms that he has had an erection today and in fact gets them every day, often whilst out and about

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:33:37

Still don't know what the fuss is about.

MsF Mon 01-Jun-09 20:34:53

Claire....I reckon he was pleased to see you!!! wink

what a complimenmt!!!

(you wait till your DS is a teenager...sometimes i just don't know where to look when he comes dowstairs in the morning!!!)

spicemonster Mon 01-Jun-09 20:34:53

That is disgusting NeedaNewName - I hope your DH is ashamed of himself angry


wink

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:35:22

<sulks>

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:35:28

1st June is not a bank holiday

lou031205 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:35:43

Well said EvenBetaDad. It was a hot day today. The penis has huge blood vessels, and when humans get hot the blood vessels swell to increase the surface area and control body heat.

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:35:51

The fact he was at a Playschool, around Children, collecting his Dd also. With an erection.

Its not a joke thread, she should have got from the car if he couldn't handle his erection.

a question betadad, because I was wondering about the timeframe too.

OP suggestst that he STILL had the erection after walking down the road, collecting child and getting her into the car.

that seems like quite a while. would you say that is ordinary? or just another indicator that maybe it wasn't an erection after all?

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:36:29

FFS!!!!

<jumps up and down to get some attention>

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:37:09

PMSL at ths thread. Its like a load of old dears going on about the Bank Holiday obsession.

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 20:37:13

Sorry, but <snurk> at "she should have got from the car if he couldn't handle his erection"

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:37:38

Sod the lot of you!

<flounces>

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:37:45

This wasn't just a swollen penis this was an erection, a very obvious hard nob was sticking from his shorts.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:38:05

do you mean his partner should have handled the erection, claire?

<strokes greatbigstiffy>

OMG, someone ring the daily mail, they'll love this story

Man with Penis seen near his own daughter!

it's a shocker alright claire. you're right to be fucking disgusted by it

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:39:13

were the shorts light coloured or made of flimsy material?

Did the man man have a cheeky, dirty smile?

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:39:18

Whats the difference between a swollen penis and an erection then? <<confused>> <<slaps greatbigstiffy round the head>>

Tamarto Mon 01-Jun-09 20:40:13

Was it poking out over the top of them then?

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:40:15

Thanks Phantom. grin <snurk>

Am pmsl at "very obvious hard nob".

It should be obviously, shouldn't it?

<Sorry Claire. You are lovely, but this thread is just too good to miss taking the piss out of>

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:40:24

great big stiffy was it you? wink
Sorry mean't to post that sooner but had to see to dh's dinnerwink

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:40:35

I give up, if you think its ok to have a man with an erection near your Children like that then so be it, personally I find it disgusting.

He wasn't just around HIS child he was around 20 or so, how does anyone know he wasn't aroused by the Children? hmm

<sniggers> was he carrying a lettuce too?>

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:41:12

cor blimey, I wish I'd been there meself

oh yes here we go. now he's a paedophile? ffs calm down a bit. you don't even know he had an erection. and if he did and he was a paedophile he's hardly going to be running amok with it at a bloody nursery is he???

RumourOfAHurricane Mon 01-Jun-09 20:42:06

<< Thud >>

Shiney hits the floor in ' man has a penis ' shocker.

V amusing thread.

Sorry.

Well you clearly had a fucking good look, didn't you? Unless he actually whipped it out and waved it at you, his cock is none of your business.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:42:13

Come on Claire.
Everybody knows guys get erections all the time for all sorts of reasons.
Paedophiles would not be wandering around where other adults are with one.

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:42:24

He had a light pair of shorts on, like the small lined ones then just thin material. Ds has shorts similar.

TheFallenMadonna Mon 01-Jun-09 20:42:38

Because he had the erection when he left the car and before he got near the children?

He MIGHT have been aroused by the children.
He MIGHT have kidney stones/tumour on his prostate gland.
He MIGHT have stood up too quickly and the blood rushed to his head.

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:42:53

obviously his gf had been wanking him off in the car. Or perhaps a bj.

Nowt wrong with that.

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:43:13

La-La-La

i don't think it's his head the blood rushed to TPP!!!!

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:43:31

Whats he going to do? Run round the nursery waving it around like a toy? Get a grip.

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 20:43:47

LOL at GreatBigStiffy being stroked and slapped...

I would be mortified if it was my DH going to collect my DCs from nursery with an obvious stiffy, and I would indeed have forced him to stay in the car while I went into the nursery. However I don't think I would be too worried seeing someone else's DH doing it (Bank Holiday or not).

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:44:08

LOL at get a grip.
<childish snigger>

RumourOfAHurricane Mon 01-Jun-09 20:44:16

My vote is that his girlfriend was 'pleasuring'him in the car.

And on a BH too...

Hormonesnomore Mon 01-Jun-09 20:44:37

Ooh pointydog suits you sir!

I didn't mention which head it rushed too wink

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:44:48

grin get a grip grin boom boom

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:44:56

I think that was TTp's point that is his head!!

Someguy the gf had a child in the car shock, or did I make that bit up, off to check op

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:45:20

small lined shorts made of thin material. That proves it. No fashion sense.

lou031205 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:45:26

It's a bit of anatomy. It is only sexual if it is being used sexually.

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 20:45:48

Actually now you have described the shorts I do remember that DH does look a bit alarming in those kind. You can always seem the outline of the bulge a bit too clearly.

DS1 showed me his stiffy the other day. I was a bit perturbed by that one.

Grattage Mon 01-Jun-09 20:46:05

lololol

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:46:52

Was a baby in the car. BJ with a baby in the back seat (sleeping?) is not a crime. Makes sense to have the BJ before you pick up the three year old - BJ with 3 year old in the car would deffo be dodgy.

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 20:47:26

Claire2009 - as I said it can happen just as a man stands up. It is to do with blood being pooled in the groin and as lou031205 say that is more likely to happen in hot weather. He could not handle his erection and he did not know it was going to happen. He was probably a good 5 - 10 metres fron the car when it happened.

ThePhantomPlopper - good point. It can be a sign of serious urinary and prostate problems if they happen very frequently in older men.

MsF - yes, young boys and teenagers get them much more frequently and again totally involuntarily.

FGS! Women sometimes get involuntarily erect nipples when it is cold (and maybe other times?). I do not assume they are sexually aroused and I know DW finds it embarrasing when it happens to her.

I would never stare at a woman in that situation - or comment!

lou031205 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:47:48

Does anyone remember that episode of Friends? grin

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:48:01

Yes that is sensible the things children can say out loud is down right embarrassing!

Tamarto Mon 01-Jun-09 20:48:15

This has the makings of a classic grin

LynetteScavo Mon 01-Jun-09 20:48:38

So the bloke pulls up at nursery, and as he is getting out of the car gets an errection. so he says to the gf "Oh could you go in instead?" She says "Why", and he can hardly explain infront of his mate, so he has to go in. And he's dying of embarassment. That'll teach him to throw in a baggy t-shirt and wear pants.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:48:53

Evenbetadad your being far too sensible on this thread laugh its funny!

Maybe it was a bonk holiday, rather than a bank one ????

LOL grin

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 20:49:19

blush sorry Claire2009

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:49:23

ok, some people have dealt very sensibly with the erection, all very matter-of-fact.

What about those shorts, though? You can't logic them away.

lou031205 Mon 01-Jun-09 20:50:04

No accounting for taste...

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:50:27

Hang on. What kind of car was it????

squeaver Mon 01-Jun-09 20:50:29

PMSL at this thread and its bank holiday preoccupation.

Must say I'm much more bothered by the lack of shirt.

Do you know how many tits I saw at pre school this morning hanging out of ill fitting summer tops? Tis the season.

LynetteScavo Mon 01-Jun-09 20:50:43

What was he wearing on his feet?

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:51:08

I would have wrestled him to the ground and put a top on him. That would have sorted him out.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:51:24

he was 'strolling' and 'smiling', lynne. I woud argue against dying of embarrassment.

<nods> a lot of boob all over the place here too.

no erections noted so far though.

I am having trouble picturing the shorts, despite Claire pointing out that her DS has some similar. lol

RumourOfAHurricane Mon 01-Jun-09 20:52:04

Where EXACTLY is this place?

I'm merely interested.

Also, could you just give me a vague idea of the size of his penis?

Just normal curiosity on my part.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:52:18

oh yes, good question. What was he wearing on his feet?

pagwatch Mon 01-Jun-09 20:52:35

The erection was just bad form butthe shorts are unforgivable.

My DD still gets in bed with us first thing. If poor DH has an erection he has to move quickly because she thinks it is funny to twang it.
Apparently having it twanged is less comfortable than you would imagine.

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:53:01

I'm having trouble picturing the shorts too. Are they those nylony ones that people play football in? They have a habit of clinging.

PhantomPlopper ill-supported boobs upset me too.

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:53:28

Or a wank holiday?

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:53:36

diamond wants to know penis size in case she wants to pull out at this point. har

pagwatch Mon 01-Jun-09 20:53:44

Surely she couldn't see his feet. His thwanging thranger would have created shade would it not?

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 20:53:47

laboutouins.

i do appreciate all the detail in the OP though. like how many children were being collected, whose they were, how they were transported etc etc before going on to the erection bit

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 20:54:43

Hope the shorts weren't like these.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:54:50

oh pag, cummon. When was the last time you saw a penis? They are not that big. You cannot sit under one for shade in the sun

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:56:05

pointy, I could easily shade you from the sun. If your dp/dh doesn't measure up... wink

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:56:17

Perhaps he has a genuine medical problem - VLC is an embarrassing problem that deserves sympathy.

VLC (Very large cock) sufferers are not to blame for the size of their organ.

HairyMuff Mon 01-Jun-09 20:56:20

Perhaps he was wearing these shock

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:56:56

(btw, I am a woman and was being silly. I am not a perv. Well, only with dh anyway, not on tinternet.>

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:57:09

There's this porn star called Mandingo, you could definitely get shade under his cock.

pointydog Mon 01-Jun-09 20:57:10

you haven't seen the size of me, stiffy

"smoothness and a crisp front"

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 20:58:33

My norks wouldn't provide much shade either tbh. sad

my norks would provide a great deal of shade if I propped them up on something

mayorquimby Mon 01-Jun-09 20:59:47

"The fact he was at a Playschool, around Children, collecting his Dd also. With an erection."

i can almost hear your typing getting higher pitched with every punctuation. get a grip.
also..

"He wasn't just around HIS child he was around 20 or so, how does anyone know he wasn't aroused by the Children? "

you really need to get a grip if you are serious,which i can't believe you are.
ven if we are to entertain your ridiculous logic, firstly you saw him with his great big dangerous dick up the road from the school, so he had his love rocket juiced up befre he got anywhere near the playschool.
secondly i'd imagine there was a great deal of other things around to get his single barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle going.i'd imagine there were cars around,some form of domesticated pets,maybe some tarmac or even the birds in the sky. or perhaps even his girlfriend he ust left. or even better, his friend he was walking with.maybe they are conducting an illicet affair.

You'd get more shade from the OPs stiffy than you would my norks.

maybe it was the sun, you know, more sun makes men horny .....

apparently ......

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:01:41

Not the sun, The Sun, page 3.

Egg Mon 01-Jun-09 21:01:59

Oh god mayorquimby now I am really in hysterics. DH thought i was sobbing.

RumourOfAHurricane Mon 01-Jun-09 21:02:29

What do you suggest the OP gets a grip of, Mayor Quimby?

MumOfAPickle Mon 01-Jun-09 21:02:49

ROFL at this! So the man's wife was in the car with a smile on her face ay?????? Maybe they'd had a cheeky Tayleforth?

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:03:18

<feels slightly better knowing I am not the only one who cannot provide shade with norks>

RumourOfAHurricane Mon 01-Jun-09 21:03:46

<<< Love rocket juiced up >>>

Hmmm. Nice turn of phrase.

Feel quite excited now.

<sits under next to GreatBigStiffy>

sprogger Mon 01-Jun-09 21:05:03

Snort. Now if he'd been giving those children some fruit shoots whilst bouncing around with a stiffy, there'd be hell to pay on this thread...

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:06:03

just to disprove the 'no shade', here's the result of a google search for the aforementioned porn star: http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=16808 (hard core porn vid). Definitely some shade under that.

LynetteScavo Mon 01-Jun-09 21:07:00

I've just googled "Mandingo"

Truely huge.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:07:01

<quite touched by small norked solidarity shown by Plopper> smile

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:08:07

Oh, you gotta laugh at this thread, it's sooo funny!!

Lots of undersupported tits hanging around today, they should all be rounded up and arrested.

How about us women and yes I am one, who has permanently erect nips, after breastfeeding, they never are un-erect.

Does that mean I'm constantly sexually aroused?

Like fuck it does!

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:09:00

On a similar note to sprogger, perhaps it was a Greggs sausage roll he was secreting about his person to avoid judgeyness.
ANd look what happens?
Poor guy.
grin

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 21:09:30

PlumBuMum - well I did think it was a joke to start with but the OP seemed to be taking it very seriously and making all sorts of OTT and unfortunate comments about the man.

There was though a really funny thread about 'morning glory' erections recently that I happily joined in. Normally, I find a heavy slipper and a special knee bending excercise I have devised to be quiet useful in dealing with those. grin.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:10:54

<shields self from heavy slipper>

Wtf do you do with it?

<makes note for next time dh shows undesired attentions>

A heavy slipper???

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:12:38

slipper?

wear it or whack it?

oooh do elaborate ABD

BCNS Mon 01-Jun-09 21:13:12

lmao .. do you put the slipper on it?? lmao

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:14:04

ANd do tell, are you a sausage roll kinda guy, or are you a steak bake like dh?
<sorry>

BCNS Mon 01-Jun-09 21:14:06

maybe mr erection had a heavy slipper on it.. trying to weigh it down ??

or a bottle of Fruit Shoot ???

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:14:37

Put the slipper on it?

WHAT SIZE?

<normal curiosity>

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:15:35

Fruit shoot?
Only if the end of it got shut in a door. grin

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:16:21

Could I interest you in a pair of these ABD?

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 21:16:57

GreatBig I sit up in bed, swing my legs over the side, bend over and fiddle about pretending to put the slipper on, which gives me time to compose myself and then I stride confidently to the bathroom to proceed with knee bending excercises.

Its really a version of the old magicians distraction technique. grin

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:16:59

haha yours are much better than mine, tpp!

spicemonster Mon 01-Jun-09 21:17:13

twoluvlykids - I have that problem too but I have solved it with some of these!

www.undiessite.com/images/0769U.jpg

Perhaps the bloke in the OP needs some gaffer tape for a similar effect

I'm strangely disappointed that the story didn't end in penis slipper smacking.

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:19:43

what are the knee-bending exercises???

i need to know so i can tell dp, that way he can rid himself of his vile affliction instead of just getting up and prancing around making coffee with it

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:20:10

Yes.
Bit of an anti-climax tbh ABD.
COuld you not have made something a bit more sinister up? wink

me too TPP

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:20:40

ooh, they're scary, spicemonster, i really don't fancy butterflies on my knees, anyway

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:20:50

Making coffee with it?!
Doesn't it burn when he stirs?

Sassybeast Mon 01-Jun-09 21:20:59

Can anyone tell me if it's a Bank Holiday today ?

hobbgoblin Mon 01-Jun-09 21:21:28

Claire2009, what do YOU do when it's a bit chilly out and you only have on a thin cashmere, eh?

erm, I have just realised my last post was slightly ambivalent. dp does not in fact make the coffee with his erection or anything to do with his penis in fact (i think/hope)
he just does it while sporting one.

which begs the question why do men "sport" erections?

LOL at making coffee with it, dirty man, get a spoon!

squeaver Mon 01-Jun-09 21:22:27

grin sassy

BCNS Mon 01-Jun-09 21:23:15

I'm sorry how does one define a heavy sliper.. and why is a heay one better than a light one.. and does you weigh slippers in ech hand when you buy them to get the best heavy weight one available?? ... I need to know this . LOL

MmeLindt Mon 01-Jun-09 21:24:05

ROFL

Making coffee with his erection

And the big slipper

Stop making me laugh or I will waken DH and have to stop MNetting

<<is crying with laughter>>

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 21:24:21

twoluvlykids/ThePhantom - DW needs a new pair of slippers. Now there is an idea. grin

GreatBig - sausage roll, steak bake, fruitshoots? Dare I even ask?

BCNS Mon 01-Jun-09 21:24:25

ooops at the typos blush.. you get what I meant though .. I just got a bit flustered at the idea of slipper weighing!

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:25:09

nothing wrong with making coffee with it, just make sure you ask for it black, no cream.

Nappyzoneisabeetrootrunner Mon 01-Jun-09 21:25:17

am i right in thinking the bank hol issue came up as the thread was so tittilating (sp) that it had to be a teenager having his own erection at home over this but then clearly its not the case and genuine op is clearly disgusted.

I would only be worried if the ofending instrument was clearly large enough and stuck out enough to hit someone inthe head with the force of an iron batton in which case it would surely be a valid health and safety issue and yes then perhaps not disgusting just down right dangerous. His gf was probably rofl at him having to get out the car after tickling his tackle.

my tea did taste a bit salty the other day hmm

I'm still slightly gagging at MayorQs pump-action yoghurt rifle... That would be an H&S issue...

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 21:27:44

GreatBig - its so much more fun to leave the audience making up the punch lines.

Which on MN usually requires no encouragement!

grin

Preschoolers are short, there probably was a real danger of them being hit round the head.

I've changed my mind. OP YANBU.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:28:39

EBD - I asked and you still haven't answered. wink

As I say, dh is a steak bake man.

my dh had an erection last bank holiday monday and it lasted 24 hours, then it looked like it was going to rain, so we took it down and went home.

Last time I go bloody camping !!!1

cocolepew Mon 01-Jun-09 21:29:11

I agree with the op. It was outrageous that he had a stiffy around small children. He could have taken an eye out. How the hell would the nursery staff write that up?

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:30:04

Pmsl at camping and health and safety comments.

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:30:33

Only if he was swinging it around the place like a dervish, plopper. Flapping it around like a maniac.

In situ in flimsy shorts I reckon no more dangerous than a pair of pointy elbows.

I am also keen to find out why men are said to "sport" erections.

CandleQueen Mon 01-Jun-09 21:31:05

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I get a hugely aroused and a massive erection every time I sneeze.
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
Patient: Pepper.

Boom! Boom! grin

actually someone i know did have an erection that wouldn't go away and he went to a&e because it was getting so painful.

i can't remember what caused it now

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:32:10

this reminds me of the "joke" headline in a newspaper - "Mayor fights massive erection in the High Street"

(not MayorQ smile)

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:32:45

I am also intrigued by the 'sporting'.
Maybe because sportmen are dicks?

Sassybeast Mon 01-Jun-09 21:32:56

Yeah - it's a bummer when the erection goes soggy in the rain CharlieandLolasMum. Last time it happened it dripped all over my cheek - never again I said to DH. Now it's strictly 5 star all the way....

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:33:20

Lololol at dervish!

SomeGuy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:33:30

I heard about a man who took the drug they give male horses to make them breed. He had a stiffy for a week, had to be taken to hospital, where he was known as the Sergeant Major as he was always standing to attention.

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 21:34:51

GreatBig - you are so far ahead of me I dont even know what a 'steak bake' or a 'sausage roll' is.

Clary Mon 01-Jun-09 21:34:51

pmsl @ this thread.

Nothign original to add. Not looking at the links tho, don't trust you lot wink

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:35:55

I find that a lot of men think themselves capable of producing highly impressive erections, but when put to the task many are found sadly lacking. They just don't have the prowess they think they do. And the women have to finish everything off themselves.

Bank holidays in particular are terrible for this.

I know, my DH is still struggling with the curtain pole I asked him to put up last monday.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:36:17

Bless you EBD!

I'm sure you're a steak bake to your missus.

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:38:43

Examples of other things that men "sport" are panama hats, blazers and large moustaches.

Maybe getting an erection at an inappropriate time was a real problem for cricketers circa 1920?

twoluvlykids Mon 01-Jun-09 21:38:53

Just yesterday, my DH had a lovely erection at the side of our house, but it drooped really sadly when I hung my new hanging basket on it.

It wasn't even a Bank Holiday yesterday, just a bog-standard Sunday...

Hormonesnomore Mon 01-Jun-09 21:40:29

G'wan Clary take a look at the links - I did, and a little bit of wee came out I was laughing so hard blushgrin

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:41:14

grin spam.

my dh's latest erection holds up to 4 heavy hanging baskets at a time. It is so large that he had to get his brother to come round to help him get it up.

<wonders if I have taken it too far yet>

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:42:52

...and he had to get planning permission.

blimey stiffy you must like your hanging baskets

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:45:21

Oh yes.

It used to be really hard to get a good erection when camping, it was so difficult to get it together with those ridge poles ....

Its so much easier with the carbon ones now, though they do tend to bend grin

nevergoogledragonbutter Mon 01-Jun-09 21:49:36

I've only read the beginning of the thread but what's the focus on whether it's a bank holiday or not?
Is this relevant to whether OP is being unreasonable?

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:50:13

mumto the ones I like are the really newfangled ones, where you just have to touch them and they spring right up in seconds. Takes a lot of the guesswork and work out of things.

I also once heard about inflatable ones, but all that sucking and blowing and faffing around put me right off.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:51:49

'course, the older ones are still harder to get up, aren't they?

<dragonbutter, we quickly moved on to smut>

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:51:59

Plus with the infatables I heard that even after all the messing around you still weren't guaranteed a good erection.

Not this girls cup of tea, oh no. I like to be confident I am going to get what I'm after erection-wise.

Lol Spam, have just fell off chair !! and interrupted Ashes to Ashes for the 10th time !!!

Dh has now lost the plot, then again, that went years ago......

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:53:22

Well, spam, you're really going to have to put the work in then, aren't you.
It's worth it though.

blahdiblahblah Mon 01-Jun-09 21:54:33

But those new ones that just spring up are a real buggar to get down again aren't they?
No matter what you do - they just spring right back up.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 21:54:51

BH is relevant to what, exactly, man/dad had in his shorts. If the banks were closed it probably wasn't a gun but rather "his friend'.

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:55:31

<sigh>
Alas, I have to go. Laptop getting low.
Been fun. grin

<it's nickytwotimes btw, but I quite like this name>

do you think we should have just moved this conversation to the camping thread ???

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 21:55:54

I wouldn't know about the older style ones stiffy wink

waves bye bye to Stiffy, its been good !!

Sassybeast Mon 01-Jun-09 21:58:32

Oh those spring up ones are dangerous - nearly had my eye out when I stood too close. Give me a manual erection any time.

that is so true tuboflard! why did we not think of that?>

GreatBigStiffy Mon 01-Jun-09 21:58:37

Oh, it's worth a go Spam.
They might look a bit tattered and worn, but tend to maintain their integrity. grin

Right, really must go now.

<waves>

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 22:02:46

nickytwotimes - I shall never look at one of your posts in the same light again. grin

I will probably not look at a steak in the same way either <snurk>

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:06:17

yesterday-because bank holiday is really a euphemism as well (is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or a bank holiday?) Or because you mums are all subconsciously disconcerted by the distinct possibility that this guy could have been smuggling fruit shoots in to the unsuspecting tots.

MaggieBee Mon 01-Jun-09 22:07:59

someguy, laughing at 'wankholiday' about five pages back. v.funny.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:08:29

Really-that's what OP should have said-"Is that a roll of quarters, nickles, dimes in your pocket or is this a bank holiday?" Here's hoping he wears those shorts again!

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:11:32

Of course OP would sound less deranged if she used proper currency. How many pounds are you packing there, dear, might be more fitting.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:13:26

Is it a bank holiday or something? Were you unable to deposit your excess wad pounds? What's up?

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 22:13:27

Pounds of prime meat. fnarrrrrrr.

mrsboogie Mon 01-Jun-09 22:16:24

I was once staying overnight at the house of my then partner's mate. They were quite relaxed about walking around naked in front of their kids. Next morning I walked out of the bathroom to be confronted with the sight of the dad stood starkers in the dressing room in front of me talking to his 6 yr old DD with his stonking great morning hard on waving about. shock

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 22:23:29

Crikey mrsboogie how awful...

<Wonders what DH is going to do with his when DD gets older>

DP would like you all to know that it's a Bank Holiday in Switzerland today. Hope this helps clear things up a little. hmm

When DD gets older, LovelyTinOfSpam, there won't be any erections ;)

Fucking PMSL @ this thread. It's like a Carry On film grin

LovelyTinOfSpam Mon 01-Jun-09 22:38:43

Oooh thanks for the info WFHIT <makes note>

Harlot as I mentioned ealrier, I have one of these newfangled ones which springs up at the slightest disturbance. DH always sports an impressive erection of an AM. I look at it like this hmm. I used to look at it like this wink shock

EvenBetaDad Mon 01-Jun-09 22:39:30

mrsboogie -so...what happened next?

Did you stop to make polite conversation, pretend you had forgottn somethng in the bathroom and flee the scene, or just breeze past with a cheery Good Morning?

BanjoMyFanjo Mon 01-Jun-09 22:41:29

You must be a stunna op <rolls eyes>

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:41:53

The ultimate bank holiday, then!

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Mon 01-Jun-09 22:42:46

"Oh, I see it must be a bank holiday somewhere. Whose flag are you flying?"

Boco Mon 01-Jun-09 22:51:26

I'd like to know a bit more about the friend he was strolling down the slope with. Did the friend seem aware of the erection? What was the exact state of the friend's genitalia, was it in a similar state or was it flaccid? Did either of them seem aware of your keen interest?

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 22:52:26

Just caught up with this again pmsl about the slipper

my dh dosen't like slippers dosen't even own a pair wink

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 22:53:56

I took the friend to be the erection, but we won't know now as we have offended Claire

mrsboogie Mon 01-Jun-09 22:55:48

evenbetadad He jumped and went "shit" and I tore my eyes away from the offending manhood and kept walking past.grin It was never mentioned again...

Boco Mon 01-Jun-09 22:57:06

Really? His friend was the erection? I'm really confused now.

PlumBumMum Mon 01-Jun-09 22:58:21

I took it she mean't and he strolled down the hill, with his friend prodding out for all to see!

Boco Mon 01-Jun-09 23:02:04

Good Heavens. That hadn't occurred to me. I assumed it was a human friend, not a penile one. Or that he had two friends. Do people really refer to men's erections as their friends?

Puts a whole new slant on that old persons magazine 'People's Friend'

themoon66 Mon 01-Jun-09 23:02:13

That poster who said something about her DH making coffee with his erection reminded me of that old thread about the DH who was caught cupping his balls in the kitchen ladle...

<<scuttles off to rifle through old threads>>

mrsboogie Mon 01-Jun-09 23:15:10

/waits

Claire2009 Mon 01-Jun-09 23:15:23

Man with erection & friend, 2 seperate people!

Both got out of the car with Gf and 1yo baby.

He didn't seem aware of his erection, I think he's on too many drugs to notice.hmm

LOL Thankyou OP this has made me laugh so much i forgot my pain.

DP thinks I have lost the plot as I have spent the last 20 minutes laughing out loudly at this. And then he rolled his eyes when I explained what I was laughing at. He asked if us MNers are that bored that we discuss erections.....

Just wondered if this may be of any use to the OP

its very clean!!

Hormonesnomore Tue 02-Jun-09 08:15:05

Oh. My. God, who would think anyone would want to buy a second hand one of those TheLadyEvenstar, even if it has 'never been used' eurgghhh!!shock

LOL Its not mine I saw it on gumtree

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 02-Jun-09 09:29:15

I have just been roaring at this thread, MayorQuimby's post talking about Yoghurt Rifle being the high point.

Honestly, OP, do you really really still think that he was being inappropriate?

Boco Tue 02-Jun-09 09:39:44

Claire thank you for explaining about the friend / penis confusion.

VinegarTits Tue 02-Jun-09 09:47:33

grin funny, this thread

pagwatch Tue 02-Jun-09 09:49:31

Actually Boco I agree and I am relived.
I was getting concerned that when DH takes his friend out for a drink something seriously weird was going on.

Boco Tue 02-Jun-09 10:08:30

Exactly Pag. My brother was going off to play squash with his friend yesterday. I'd assumed it was a competitive sport, but now I'm worried he's into some kind of strange autoerotic activity.

daftpunk Tue 02-Jun-09 10:14:34

claire2009;....why would you start a thread about this?...seriously weird.

santapaws Tue 02-Jun-09 10:19:14

This thread is sooo funny!

So OP, not only does this poor chap walk round with an erection, he has no fashion sense on account of the 'light' shorts he was wearing (and no top), has the audacity to collect his daughter from school, when clearly he should be out toiling the fields, but is also a drug addict aswell!!

<santapaws walks away rubbing head, muttering something about people having nothing better to do with their time! >

This gets worse and worse, not only does he get erections shock he's also a druggie.

Maybe the erection is a come down from the night before drug binge?

patspeed Tue 02-Jun-09 10:29:24

When is the NEXT Bank Holiday? grin

Tropicana Tue 02-Jun-09 13:06:08

Looking forward August 31st, Claire2009.

Slippers at the ready, everyone!

MaggieBee Tue 02-Jun-09 15:59:42

Do you KNOW why I got confused and started this whole nonsense about bank holidays? BEcause. about 7 yrs ago, when I was in England, it was the queen's jubilee and there was definitely a bank holiday the first monday in june, and I think the tuesday as well. And the weather was gorgeous back then too. Think it was 2002.

lockets Tue 02-Jun-09 16:10:37

Ahh but did you get to see a lovely erection in 2002 Maggiebee?

This thread has made me laugh an awful lot.
So he had a stiffy..........did he try to ram you with it? did he get it out and waggle it at you?

It' sjust a lump of old muscle you know, not a weapon of mass destruction.

ninah Tue 02-Jun-09 16:12:19

is this still up and running?

LynetteScavo Tue 02-Jun-09 17:10:04

If the OP didn't send her children to pre-schools where fathers think it was exceptableto wander around top less this would never have happened.

I'm very curious about "the firend". I'd originally presumed the friend had been in the car with erection dad. If so why go into the nursery too - why not wait in the car? If it was another dad, the OP would have said so; she had painted a pretty clear picture of the scene. So I must conclude "the friend" is the erection.

Even if he wasn't sexually aroused, wandering around with and erection is nothing like having erect nipples, IYAM.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Tue 02-Jun-09 17:34:24

Perhaps he just got overheated in the car.

EvenBetaDad Tue 02-Jun-09 18:35:47

Just thinking. Is there a point at which a thread is deemed 'popular' enough to go on the MN front page?

nevergoogledragonbutter Tue 02-Jun-09 19:55:50

Discussion of the day
Hard ons - ok on a bank holiday?

pagwatch Tue 02-Jun-09 19:59:37

Maggiebee
perhaps he just had the same rousing memories ofthe Queens jubilee that you did..

Perhaps it is a kind of curse thing - like 7 years bad luck. Perhaps he failed to be sufficiently excited about the royal festivities and has been cursed to stand to attention every seven years.

<<pag realises that the Queens anniversary and the impromptu sun shade have failed and she cannot account for stiffy mans behaviour.

Op wins. He was total cock-monkey>>

willowthewispa Tue 02-Jun-09 20:09:51

Wouldn't a drug addiction have the opposite effect on his penis?

LovelyTinOfSpam Tue 02-Jun-09 20:34:52

Not if he's addicted to viagra...

<snigger>

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Tue 02-Jun-09 23:57:00

I think I may have heard of this guy before, actually...

Daddy had a little friend he liked to take on strolls;
and everywhere that daddy went, his friend was sure to go.
He led daddy into school one day which was against the rule;
and it made a mum disgusted and mad to see his friend at school.
Why must this dad stroll with his friend
the distraught mum wants to know
Because 'twas bank holiday and dad's safe deposit was closed.

Scrumplet Wed 03-Jun-09 01:02:09

Haven't laughed as much as I have at this thread in ages. So funny.

nappyaddict Wed 03-Jun-09 01:28:32

YABU

Squiffy Wed 03-Jun-09 04:40:14

My 73 yr old father was diagnosed with kidney stones last week, and until this thread I never realised that erections are a common side effect of such a condition. I have told my mother to trim her ladygarden in anticipation.

His kidney stone is apparantly very big so I wonder if anyone can advise whether there is a correlation effect that I should prepare her for too?

LynetteScavo Wed 03-Jun-09 14:28:28

I told DH ab out this OP this morning.

He response was "So?" and he walk off.

Nw I'm wondering if he walks around with erections. If so I've never noticed.

EvenBetaDad Wed 03-Jun-09 16:05:13

Lynette - its because we are all really very embarrased about it. I would always make an excuse to leave the room even now if I was alone with DW. I hope she would not notice.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Wed 03-Jun-09 20:14:08

I would assume then, that the girlfriend's state of being, whatever that may have been, was even more embarrassing than the dad's since she remained in the car.

PlumBumMum Wed 03-Jun-09 20:20:48

Really evenbetadad? Even if its only you and dw?

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange Wed 03-Jun-09 20:30:07

I'm thinking some type of wardrobe malfunction...

lucyellensmumisgreat Wed 03-Jun-09 20:40:12

Glad to see nothing changes

lucyellensmumisgreat Wed 03-Jun-09 20:43:01

Am i the only one who would be more offended by the lack of upper attire - its so common, men walking around without shirts on - and its usually the skinny wretches anyway

EvenBetaDad Wed 03-Jun-09 20:57:27

PlumBum - oh yes, even with DW and am sure lot of men feel this way <risky assumption that>.

I suspect from his response that LynetteScavo DH was a bit embarrased when she asked and hence his 'So?' and walking off. I can tell from responses to this thread that quite a lot of women do not know it happens involuntarily. <yet another risky assumption> grin

Having been in hospital with bladder/prostate/kidney problems myself to have it happen involuntarily in front of a female nurse is truely awful.

PlumBumMum Wed 03-Jun-09 22:04:48

I can understand around female nurses etc, but then dare I say it dh nd I have a come chat to me while on the loo relationship.
no slippers in our house, just an early riser alarm call for me wink

PlumBumMum Wed 03-Jun-09 22:06:58

Although I too was amazed to realise that some posters didn't realise that it happened involutarily, I thought that was taught in basic sex ed, and thats coming from a convent school girl!

I'm sorry Claire but this is hilarious!grin

YABU.

Erections are not dangerous or disgusting. Not when covered with clothes.

Every man gets them.

Chill babe.

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