Stupid bastard fucking squirrel.
Two days ago, I hired a handyman to seal up the hole at the side of our house where the little shit was living.
Squirrel cannot take a hint. He is hanging off the roof, chewing on the wood trim, trying to reopen his door. Have been out there numerous times yesterday, and three times already this morning to try to scare him off. There are little shards of wood all over the ground.
The squirrel is getting progressively more bold and threatening, making hissing noises at me when I go out there.
I really hope the neighbours weren't awake to see me, in my dressing gown and a pair of DH's trainers, raising a finger to my roof and saying 'GO AWAY! FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE!'
I have never wanted to kill an animal, until this morning. Am sooooo tired. Waking up early makes my morning sickness worse.
So AIBU? Have I missed out some 'humane' way of getting the squirrel to fuck off? Does anyone know a hitman in the Northwest?
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to want to kill a defenseless woodland animal?
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YanknCock · 16/05/2009 06:43
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