Whats happened to make you say "My god, i'm traumatised for life!"

[StripeyOss]

Thinking silly things, nothing bad.. its a fun thread people!!

For me, its the choice of two incidents.

1. Discovering my SIL had left the lid off the Vivarium her Tarantula lived in and that it had escaped somewhere in the house... it took 3hrs to find it, 3hrs i spent in the garden btw!
   
   
2. Just now i went to throw nappy in outside bin and stood, bare foot on a farkin GIANT SLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
   yes, i shrieked like a girl, then spent a few minutes trying not to
   
   I havent' decided which is more traumatic yet....

[StripeyOss]

that went from 'eew' to EEEEEEEWWW!!!

What is it about PE teachers being freaky?

[tigerdriver]

the time I discovered that I had washed a dead mouse in a hot wash in the washing machine. Not at all a pretty sight.

oh and the time one of the cats (see above) brought in a (deceased) very small baby bird and I trod on it heavily and squishily before I realised what it was

[GypsyMoth]

empty swimming pools......if i so much as see one (there is a tv advert with one) ugh....an early childhood memory features one,but i can't work out why i'm so scared of the things!

[littlelamb]

The night I woke up to find a massive farking spider next to me on the pillow

[cornsilk]

The day some alarm engineers found last night's condom under our bed.

[tigerdriver]

[StripeyOss]

littlelamb.. i had a friend go one better.. she turned on the bathroom light, looked in the mirror and there was one on her shoulder!!

[tigerdriver]

crikey, I've got muddled. I thought you meant a gym teacher on your shoulder, StripeyOss.

[stubbyfingers]

Have done the barefoot dead bird thing.

The very much alive (but badly, er, chewed) bird trapped in the living room was 'exciting' too; you know, blood splatters up the walls, flying at your head etc

Glad new cat is a wuss frankly.

[littlelamb]

StripeyOss OMG you have removed the obvious mental block I had put up. I had just finished reading dd a story and my new bf was in the living room. I came out of dd's room in my alluring new pj's only for him to say, 'err, there's a spider on you.' Cue me jumping around like a girl, screaming 'get it off, get it off!!!' We didn't last long...

[ChippingIn]

StayFrosty - OMG was your Dad or ??? Did the boyfriend survive??

Shine - EEEWWWW

Lockets - can understand that!! Ours was hidious!!!

Tiger - how do you know you washed a 'dead' mouse? Poor little thing had a sorry end either way didn't it!

For me - it's probably the 2 girls one cup thread and I didn't even look at the link... just the comments were enough to make me almost puke...

[tigerdriver]

Shiney you have a very traumatic life

[StripeyOss]

DH & I left some meat under a plate in the grill part of the oven.. cooked meat.. we remembered it was there two days later and had MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!

[smurfgirl]

Scooped up a load of laundry and was carrying it to the kitchen and a MASSIVE spider ran across my body. I nearly had a heart attack.

My mate vommed on my hand/arm once, that was pretty grim too.

[GypsyMoth]

bloody hell shineon.....where do you get them from?!