To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

[kulapunka]

yawn yawn

[FAQinglovely]

[Tryharder]

This is a wind-up right?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

why is it a wind up if you dont have anything nice to say then please leave my thread

[CelebrityMNer]

I love a bit of rimming myself- receiving, natch, so no sympathy from me: if your marriage is important to you, you need to start kissing some serious arse.

[kidcreoleandthecoconuts]

I don't see what your problem is Cindy. You're obviously a prude.

[Tryharder]

I agree with CelebrityMner

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

Well i have never even heard of this 'rimming' until now

[kulapunka]

but cindy...there's one of these threads at least once a week...they are tres boring..and who really gives a fuck about your sex life?

[expatinscotland]

Are you sure he's at the office and not in the local rentboy park?

[independiente]

Went to the office on Sunday morning?

[Tryharder]

As long as you make sure he has a good bath beforehand, you'll be OK.

[SlebMner]

at getting tipsy enough to do that on half a bottle of chablis each

i;d need a litre of vodka and some crack

[kidcreoleandthecoconuts]

Yes Cindy...he's not at work at all...he's 'cottaging'

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

oh fgs i am not a prude, i have tried doggy and even let him take me from behind

He wants me to give him sex up his...god i cant even say it

[expatinscotland]

He doesn't want you to give him sex, he wants the rubber cock to do that.

[nametaken]

what about just fisting him then

[Tidey]

Aren't those the same thing?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

Yes he went to 'his' office, he has his own business, why do you find it strange that someone might go to work on Sunday

[CelebrityMNer]

PMSL

( oi, sleb, who are you then?)

[SlebMner]

if this is something that has come from nowhere, you are not out of order to be shocked, and perhaps disgusted, but you cannot reject your DH and your entire marriage on a drunken misjudgement of a situation

he probably could not verbalise his fantasy without being a bit drunk

but you need to make it clear you are not up for it and there are lots of other things you can do

if he carries on trying to make you do it, then that is a different thing altogether

[expatinscotland]

Well, he might not have gone to work, but he may have hired someone who's since gone to work.

[SlebMner]

[nametaken]

yes I find it strange that someone might go to work on a Sunday. Isn't Sunday supposed to be the day that people don't go to work.