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i mean ffs, do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?

no!

Ah the old pork sword eh?

No. They don't. Even when they are middle aged.

My bloke doesn't. No that I'm complaining but...

<wild generalization approaching>
Where are their brains located?

You are lucky that he is as old as 15 - most men stop at 12 and never get any older

oh can i also add bending over to that list, even my mum has commented that i am the only person she knows who looks nervous when bending over. it has to be bad if even she has noticed.

true ivy

PMSL at the bending over, Kerry!

My DH is as bad.

And do you also get the "while you're down there" line whenever you are on your knees for whatever reason?

And the really funny thing is my DH is the post politically correct bloke anyone has ever met in their lives.

Sigh.

And do you also get the "while you're down there" line whenever you are on your knees for whatever reason?

YES all the time!!!

I meant most not post

Freudian slip though perhaps. Maybe there really such a thing as "post politically correct."

The old subconscious could actually be on to something here.

I take a Banana and a yogurt to work with me for breakfast and eat it add my desk - I would add especially when they're middle aged OrmIrian.

I do it deliberately to brighten their days now.

I'd be telling him if he ever wanted sex again, that he'd need to cut that out right away. I can't imagine any bigger turn off than a bloke who thinks he's in a Carry On film.

Mind you blokes finding someone eating a banana erotic is a bit thick. Those are teeth going into it.

it is a major turn off. have no idea why he thinks otherwise because i have told him plenty of times.

He needs to face consequences then. The adult version of the naughty step.

You could also mess with his head and ask him if he thinks of gay blowjobs when he sees men eating bananas and sausages. That might be an image he can't escape from.

'do men ever stop thinking about getting there leg over?'

some of them do.

what is he, in year 10?

is he 21?

that would so majorly put me off. not even funny after a while. just stupid.

i don't understand what some people put up with.

Yeah, but they might enjoy the naughty step

I can never understand why men love to see woman sweating either. Quite a few I know find it a real turn on - very odd.

yes i could see mine enjoying the naughty step a bit to much!!

That's why I said the adult version - i.e. no sex until he packs it in. He probably wouldn't enjoy that.

Well you could start mashing your bananas and cutting your sausages into pieces I suppose.

Actually my DH doesn't do the letching if I eat those items* but as I said does do the rest.

Although I do sometimes say it's like living with Sid James, actually I don't find it all that bad. At least he still fancies me.

*although he is a vegetarian and there is often an oh-so-hilarious double entendre deployed when we are having vegetarian sausages for tea, so perhaps you can count me in on that one after all...

I imagine thats why we are always much happier than most women - never having to grow up!!

I could eat eclairs doing yoga and my DH wouldn't raise an eyebrow, let alone a sweat.

<<frets over state of marriage>>

Yesterday I ate a carrot. Nothing.

<<opens new window onto relate.com>>

Can I add getting undressed, taking a shower, or just generally breathing in and out to your list?

Is this some horrific "Who has the keenest husband" contest?

ha ha beautiful - i hadn't thought of it that way. He often tells me I should be grateful he's still interested.

I find it bloody offputting actually