To think that my dp should not actually really poison our dc while playing Dr Who?

[blinkingthreetimes]

He was pretending to be the villan and chasing the dc round the house which and they were all having a laugh.
Next minute I hear a strange whoosing sound and him shouting "attack attack" then I smell an overpowering floral smell.

He had only hid an air freshner up his sleeve and was releasing it to make it look like gas was coming from his arm.
Farking idiot I have made him open the windows and fetched the dc downstairs.

But he thinks I a overreacting and is now playing drums in teh kitchen with them --oh joy

[SmugColditz]

Ohhhhh

but he was playing .... it was stupid and he got carried away but I bet they thought it was so funny...

[MozzybearBaileysIce]

That's quite imaginative, not very practical but imaginative none the less!

[cornsilk]

PMSL at this - bet your dc loved it.

[Saturn74]

He sounds like a lovely Dad.

[pampam]

pmsl

[LuckySalem]

What a lovely father -

[IHaveToMoveFarFarAway]

I have just really lol @ your dp so tell him thanks from me
Takes a lot to make me laugh

[Ledodgy]

It could have been worse he could have put a lighter to it as he sprayed it to make a flame thrower.

[blinkingthreetimes]

Grrr ok I am a mardybum .

He is very nice actually he is cleaning the bathroom right now lol