To not want to go to bed, (but possibly this should be in relationships) as I rather have fun with the IKEA kitchen planner, but DH hinted he is going to bed early, so really I should shower

[QuintessentialShadows]

I should really go get a shower and go to bed?
But Ikea has such lovely bathrooms, and kitchens. And I love how fab the planning tools are.

But I have not had sex since the beginning of March. Possibly I have forgotten what it is like. We had guests, I had pneumonia, then we were in different countries for three weeks.

I DO however have a fractured rib from coughing so much. That counts against it.

Plus I feel fat.

[iheartdusty]

if DH is dropping hints then he certainly doesn't think you are too fat.

Fractured rib indicates DH not on top, ie you on top or on your sides like spoons.

take the planning stuff up with you and look at it in bed afterwards if you are still bothered!

[bran]

I didn't know you could fracture a rib from coughing. Poor you, I hope you're feeling better soon.

If you haven't had sex for nearly two months, you'd better go and remind yourself of how it's done.

[Elasticwoman]

Yes I agree: spoons and bath not shower. Or have the bath tomorrow morning instead. Go on, you know you want to really.

[justwaterformethanks]

if hes really up for it dont have a shower or bath!!! if he loves you when your are minging he will love you forever ( i think jane austen wrote that?)