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AIBU?

when a few rough tweaks of my nipple doesn't turn my into a raging sex goddess?

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ca7439 · 08/02/2008 09:36

My dh is usually quite affectionate and can be very considerate in the bedroom department but he seems to be slipping into this new technique.
Picture the scene if you will,
you are lying in bed asleep when this hand reaches over and roughly tweaks your nipple and then low and behold you are filled with lust....
or not!!!!
Since bf 2 kids to be honest tweaking does nothing for me!!!
Is it just me?

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CountessDracula · 08/02/2008 09:38

Maybe you need to buy a harp

sleepycat · 08/02/2008 09:40

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mumzyof2 · 08/02/2008 09:43

at the harp playing with nipples (im still secretly confused!)

CountessDracula · 08/02/2008 09:45

Could you retaliate by waiting til he is asleep and twisting his bollocks?

ca7439 · 08/02/2008 09:48

Yeah that's a good one with the bollocks.
The other good foreplay in his eyes is a bit of dry humping... then he looks you in the eye and says "what's up, don't you want it?"
hmmmm.... not really especially after that intro!

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dippydeedoo · 08/02/2008 09:50

HEHE im so glad its not just moi who has this .....i actually started singing one time he did it .....y u singing? he retorted you will wake the kids(as he does exagerated yawn)'ohhh' says i 'i thought i was the radio you were tuning in'-yip it bugs me too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tutter · 08/02/2008 09:50

pmsl

cd you are funny

Sushipaws · 08/02/2008 09:54

OMG, my dh would get a slap if he woke me up by "tweaking" my nipples. I'd be tempted to wait till he was asleep and tweat his nipples bac, then fart and put both our heads under the cover and ask if it turned him on.

ca7439 · 08/02/2008 10:00

pmsl at you sushi
don't get me started on the farting and pulling cover over your head.
What is it with blokes and these horrible habits
Worst part is after a few minutes of nipple tweaking he says "Give us a blow job then love"
WTF??????

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Rosylily · 08/02/2008 10:05

dh and I watched a sex therapy programme last night and the couple had to give each other points out of ten.
So when dh decided to wake me at 2am I gave him 2 out of ten for bad timing and he gave me -2 out of ten for not doing anything.

dippydeedoo · 08/02/2008 10:05

ca your hubs actually says it?? mr dipps tries to push my head towards the area ....i think i shall use countess draculas advice ....

MAMAZON · 08/02/2008 10:06

i once told my ex that i found someone kissing me on the kneck really arousing.

low and behold a day or so later he rolls in from teh pub drunk, i am at the sink cleaning the deep fryer out so grease up to my armpits. he comes up behind me and starts licking at my ear and kneck like some deranged puppy.
when i asked him to bugger off he looked confused "but you told me it turned you on"

why do men just not understand.

i mean gys get turned on by the idea of a blow job but if we whipped his nob out in the middle of sainsbo's i doubt he would rise to teh occasion.

time and place and all that

harleyd · 08/02/2008 10:10

(d)h hasnt tried it since the night i had him within 3 seconds of death by strangulation

Dropdeadfred · 08/02/2008 10:12

jesus Dipps...that's awful. Can he not speak?

ca7439 · 08/02/2008 10:15

oooo, just thought of another one...
Fancy a suck?

Errrr, no thanks....

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Dropdeadfred · 08/02/2008 10:16

CountessDracula · 08/02/2008 10:18

You could get a massive strap on dildo and next time he tweaks your nipples in your sleep leap up screaming OH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY, strap it on and DEMAND that he gets on all fours....

ca7439 · 08/02/2008 10:27

rofl countess
Any ideas where I can get one?

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lucyellensmum · 08/02/2008 10:28

dp always squeezes my nipples, really hard, through my clothes and says to me, you up for it tonight babe? Just as he is on his way to work!! Yeah, like thats going to have me floating on a cloud of lust all day awaiting his return. Sometimes i think he wonders why i haven't donned a little mini skirt (his thing, which i cant understand, im size 18!) and walking aroung pantiless after that morning grope.

freak!

CountessDracula · 08/02/2008 10:29

I think if you googled "massive strap on dildo" you might get some results

Oblomov · 08/02/2008 10:35

dh jokingly says " do you want to play hide the sausage" ?
Yeah, right, oooh I'm fantasising already. What a turn on, that is ?

Oblomov · 08/02/2008 10:36

or "shove piggy shove" - has the same effect - just makes me raise eyes up to the sky.

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Rosylily · 08/02/2008 11:01

LostPuppy · 08/02/2008 12:35

I like it when my wife gives my nudger a chinese burn.

SueBaroo · 08/02/2008 12:39

It's only a rough tweak that works now, they're so hardened a gentle caress is wasted.

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