if the sound of my cat licking itself makes me want to vomit on her?

[boHOHOhemianbint]

Oh, I am, I know. But eeeeeeeeuuuuuurghhhh - it's driving me insane and she doesn't stop!

[Awenamanger]

LOL - i used to get really annoyed by it when my cat would do that in the middle of the night plonked on my bed..

[SheherazadetheSwedishjulbok]

but if you vomit on her there will be alot more licking.

pmsl btw

[ConnorTraceptive]

I don't think you're alone in this. My friend literally becomes enraged if she has to listen to her cat licking for any length of time!

I have a similar response to dh eating when he's talking to me on the phone!

[boHOHOhemianbint]

Haha, hadn't thought of that - I'd have to vom on her and throw her out. It would be fair enough I reckon, she threw up all over the kitchen floor the other day.

Since I had DS they drive me batty. I sometimes wonder why we still have them but I don't think I could live with myself if we re-homed them. Perhaps on some level I enjoy the live mice being brought in to the kitchen and vegetable being weeed on?

[bethoo]

imagine how i feel when my dogs do it and i get full view not to mention the two cats!! if it annoys you push her off and she will go elsewhere!

[contentiouscat]

Annoys me when the dog does this and licking the furniture..sooo irritating. She also picks her ears then chews her nails/claws (what do you call them?) truly foul

[lazawreath]

how about when they lick their bum then lick your hand?

[contentiouscat]

lick their bum then your child's face BLEURGH

[boHOHOhemianbint]

Foul creatures.

[iotasbadasscat]

HOW DARE YOU
CAT BOTTOMS ARE A THING OF BEAUTY IT IS A PRIVILEGE FOR PEOPLE TO WATCH US LICK THEM

[worzsel]

Ahh this is a topic close to my heart.

I could literally kill my dog when he last down next to me and starts licking his willy, it makes me shout .even worse when he does it at an angle so i can see it... eurgh, horrid creature.

its got to be one of the most annoying noises in the world.. along with other peoples children and scooters.

[frootloop]

at least its not as bad as my cat.

he is having bottom problems and everytime he licks his arse the whole room starts to smell like diarrhoea [projectile vomit emoticon]
please god let the vet sort it out on friday.

[BettySpaghetti]

I don't mind the general licking of fur sound but when my cat starts that really weird licking her arse thing then I have to leave the room (or get her to leave the room)

[pinetreedog]

lolol @ at an angle

[pinetreedog]

pets can be sickable

[HowTheGibbonStoleChristmas]

And there I was thinking it was just me the sound of cat or dog lapping makes me shudder.

Seriously have to leave the room which is awkward when visiting people.

[morningpaper]

when my cat licks her bottom she makes a sort of... NOISE... like she is DISGUSTEd with the procedure

is that normal?

[HowTheGibbonStoleChristmas]

my cat does that MP - it's a sort of snort/grunt type noise.

I love it when cats stop mid lick and stare into space for a while.

[xmasfortunecookie]

I can't stand to hear my dh eat, so understand about the cat licking itself.

This is indicative of how very tense I am. Shit.

[pinetreedog]

well, if she was disgusted that would be ok. But what if she is EXCITED?

[lazawreath]

The sound of a cat licking it's privatess is so gross. I used to have a cat that could piss in a straight line up the fence, then look at you as if to say 'look what i can do'

[HowTheGibbonStoleChristmas]

But then let's face it licking your own arse has can't be pleasent.

[pinetreedog]

I feel quite a few people would disagree with you gibbon

[HowTheGibbonStoleChristmas]

lol pointy

Surely no one would enjoy rimming themself?

[pinetreedog]

I wouldn't be surprised