when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

(51 Posts)
Budababe Sun 29-Jul-07 17:09:14

PMSL! Well done you!

Wish I could get my DH to rise to the occasion.

He did 5 times in one night last week. Unforuntately it was only a dream!

Maybe I need a nurse's uniform?

dissle Sun 29-Jul-07 16:23:39


LMAO too!

littlelapin Sun 29-Jul-07 16:23:13

Alltime classic thread title

Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 16:21:52


Glad to hear he was up for it

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:19:47

I am thinking of wearing it for my cinderella story time breakfast

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:19:15

God I forgot that a few people in here have met me in real life

dissle Sun 29-Jul-07 16:18:22


if ever i bump into you at soft play etc, i dont think that i shall be able to look you in the eye again knowing this information...

now get yourself off to Florida you hussy

dear God, and you will be visiting Mickey and Minnie at the magic Kingdom, such DEBAUCHERY.

twinsetandpearls Sun 29-Jul-07 16:10:26

I managed to cure him and he rose to the occasion

Budababe Sun 29-Jul-07 13:22:54

All went suspiciously quiet!

Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 13:04:53

So, how'd it go then TSAP???

Is he cured???

Long road.

You wouldn't believe it if I told you...

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:25:21

I am too drunk for that, Kerry. And if I ANY brain at all, I'm one who think, 'WTF? How did Kerry end up in Kerry? How did I end up where I am?'


Are you serenading TSAP and her dh?

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:13:32

'Cuz it didn't say anything about Mama

Or prisons

Or guitars

Or train


Well, I was drunk

The day my mom

gotta outta prison

And I went to pick her up

In the raaaainnnn

But before I could

Get to the station in my pickup truck . . .

She got runned over by a damned ol' train . . .

So, I'll hang around as long as you will let me,

Dahrlin' . . .

You never even called me . . .

Why don't you ever call me?

Why don't you ever call me by my name?

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:10:32

I'm so trashed, Kerry

expat are you drunk?

EscapeFrom Sun 29-Jul-07 00:09:12


Your headline left me LAUGHING OUT LOUD

expatinscotland Sun 29-Jul-07 00:07:59

With a hurtin' head and a half a pint o' wine.

Oh, Willy, he gave up his wife and children

Just to satisfy your 14ct mind . . .

pmsl at Pan's protesting so loudly!

Leati Sun 29-Jul-07 00:05:22

My DH says it the cure for everything

Charlottesweb Sun 29-Jul-07 00:02:44

Pan Sun 29-Jul-07 00:02:29

how very dare you! A poster describes this frankly sicko scenario...and you ask that of me!!!!!!!!!!!

Pan you are the house perv!

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:58:07

has it suddenly gone warm in here??

Charlottesweb Sat 28-Jul-07 23:52:52


So you're sitting there typing in a PVC nurses outfit

Are you sure your webcam isn't on???

Just take it easy on the poor thing....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:46:22

oi I heard that!


Feels kind of sorry for TSP's dh.....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:44:31

right his 15 minutes are up!

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:42:10

<<wasn't thinking about dp..>>


I mean with all this pvc business and all....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:38:04

I don't quite think dp will be up to his www premiere!

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:37:09

can you do a jpeg link??

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:53

ten minutes until kick off time

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:52

Some people pay a lot of money for a bit of suffocation with their nookie!

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:41

God no all nurses know your bum is only to push things out of.

I mean with the syringe business....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:13

Me, well not yet as I am not sure how long I can waer it for and breath and a bit of light suffocation is not in the menu.

This isn't going to degrade into another bum thread is it?

Ah, you only have to be nice on the nice thread!

MrsSpoon Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:10

I'm confused, who is wearing the nurses' outfit? You or your DP?

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:03

I am not quite sure KerryMumbledore I have pinched it from dd dressing up box as I thought it would make a good prop, I have also pinched her prescription pad and those things you need to listed to a heartbeat. THe hat is my own though!

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:32:28

Kerry, does this count as nice? I think so though the DH may not think so

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:31:18

Drug him up with painkillers first then you may get lucky, but I warn you now when they wear off in the middle of the night he is going to wake you up again! (and not in a good way either!)

What are you going to do with the syringe?

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:29:05

I gave him some more painkillers about 15mins ago so am going in in about fifteen minutes!

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:28:17

because IABU !

Charlottesweb Sat 28-Jul-07 23:26:39

So why'd you do it if the poor bloke won't be able to perform if he is in pain?

Creul <tut tut!>

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:24:32

Belive me if you saw me you would know there is no boasting.

Have just peaked at dp and he is holding his tooth and groaning, I think from pain rather than in sexual anticipation.

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:23:20

oh stop boasting.

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:20:37

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

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