when dp says he has earache to down half a bottle of wine and squeeze into my pvc nurses outfit and parade with my syringe in an erotic and enticing manner?

(51 Posts)
twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:20:37

Who knows I may be able to cure him!

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:23:20

oh stop boasting.

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:24:32

Belive me if you saw me you would know there is no boasting.

Have just peaked at dp and he is holding his tooth and groaning, I think from pain rather than in sexual anticipation.

Charlottesweb Sat 28-Jul-07 23:26:39

So why'd you do it if the poor bloke won't be able to perform if he is in pain?


Creul <tut tut!>

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:28:17

because IABU !

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:29:05

I gave him some more painkillers about 15mins ago so am going in in about fifteen minutes!

What are you going to do with the syringe?

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:31:18

Drug him up with painkillers first then you may get lucky, but I warn you now when they wear off in the middle of the night he is going to wake you up again! (and not in a good way either!)

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:32:28

Kerry, does this count as nice? I think so though the DH may not think so

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:03

I am not quite sure KerryMumbledore I have pinched it from dd dressing up box as I thought it would make a good prop, I have also pinched her prescription pad and those things you need to listed to a heartbeat. THe hat is my own though!

MrsSpoon Sat 28-Jul-07 23:33:10

I'm confused, who is wearing the nurses' outfit? You or your DP?

Ah, you only have to be nice on the nice thread!

This isn't going to degrade into another bum thread is it?

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:13

Me, well not yet as I am not sure how long I can waer it for and breath and a bit of light suffocation is not in the menu.

I mean with the syringe business....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:34:41

God no all nurses know your bum is only to push things out of.

BigGitDad Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:52

Some people pay a lot of money for a bit of suffocation with their nookie!

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:35:53

ten minutes until kick off time

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:37:09

can you do a jpeg link??

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:38:04

I don't quite think dp will be up to his www premiere!

ENEMA!

I mean with all this pvc business and all....

Pan Sat 28-Jul-07 23:42:10

<<wasn't thinking about dp..>>

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:44:31

right his 15 minutes are up!

KM

Feels kind of sorry for TSP's dh.....

twinsetandpearls Sat 28-Jul-07 23:46:22

oi I heard that!

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