has anyone seen my wife?

[Hassledhubby]

Hi
I have just left DS1 in his bedroom after a row over tidying up said room and his demand for cuddles rather than tidying up room and was hoping to find my wife ready to come in and finish the bedroom routine. I don't want to shout and wake up DS2 and am too tired to climb up stairs to loft. I last heard my wife muttering something about 'taking the ironing upstairs' which usually is code for her to escape on to Mumsnet. Don't know her 'mumsnet name' but if anyone of you is my wife, could you pop down and tuck DS1 up if it's not too much trouble to tear yourself away from either this or the Gifted and Talented thread.....:

[WriggleJiggle]

What a great post!

[FLIER]

not me..........

[FrannyandZooey]

it's a fair cop darling

[filthymindedvixen]

well it's not me, I'm babysitting for a mate, but I do sympathise!

[belgo]

pmsl! not me!

[TheArmadillo]

rofl

so glad its not me

[Ceolas]

ha ha! Not me. not seen her, honest

[NuttyMuffins]

ROFL....hilarious

[nannyogg]

Is that you Norman? Are you on the laptop in the kitchen?

[Indith]

pmsl

sorry, ds is in bed, dp is playing warcraft and I am staying right here!

I'd watch out though...spend much longer on here and you shall be dragged into the MN vortex and your ds will have to tuck himself in.

[filthymindedvixen]

oh look Mr Hassled husband sirree, there's a gadget. You know, one of those expensive, shiny things!!


Quick love, get offline and get the ironing board up, I reckon I've bought you two minutes....

[FrannyandZooey]

tell us their ages and a few anecdotes about them and we will try to track her down for you

are you sure you don't know her name? You know all the acronyms...

[talcy0]

She's not with me

[fryalot]

I kind of wish dp would have the nous to post a thread like this, instead of sucking his teeth and doing that "oh God Mumsnet" thing he does

[bran]

Franny, do you think it might be Mr NQC? Two ds's, at least one of whom is very strong-willed, and a loft bedroom?

[lulumama]

you tuck him up in bed...and do the ironing, there might be a reward in it for you !

[ProfYaffle]

Lol. My dh loves mn, he even bought me a laptop to keep me quiet while he's upstairs playing Eve on the desktop.

[kittylette]

lol!

[BreeVanDerCamp]

Let us ask leading questions.....

Where in the country are you ??

[WideWebWitch]

lol

[FrannyandZooey]

LOL MrNQC knows NQC's posting name

if it is him he is being a little bit coy

also their pc wasn't in the loft last time I checked

[WideWebWitch]

It's not me because I know I'd have heard said row and my ds is in the bath. Plus I don't have a ds1

[bran]

Hassledhubby, are you in a converted school in East London? If so, I haven't seen you wife around at all, she may genuinely be doing something laundry related.

[bran]

Crossed with Franny, and you're right. I now don't think it's Mr NQC, especially as I don't think she hangs around the G&T threads.