To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?

[RoseOfSharyn]

My offering

[TheWitTank]

I think it reads as 'Since spooning'.
Haven't seen any good ones yet, but will keep an eye out. Was shopping today and saw a giant teddy bear holding a huge red fluffy heart and did wonder what adult would ever want that? Where would you put it?

[happyvalley4]

Ooh! That is truly awful! I'll have look on my local Facebook selling sites and if I can find something equally horrendous I'll post for you to marvel at!

[TellMeHowToLiveMyLife]

This was listed as 'perfect valentines gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour'. £10 if anyone's interested.

[dylsmimi]

I actually feel queasy about this one. But why oh why is this the description

After SEX towel for your Valentine,(Any colour and names)
Order now to save disappointment. Only £12 plus postage
Collection from Xxxx also available
Our new naughty towel range is now available... any other ideas?

[Oysterbabe]

I'm going to make my own.
Forking since 2013.

[HerRoyalFattyness]

Fucking hell...that sex towel...

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Knifing since 2016. Although, that sounds a bit sinister.

[Elledouble]

There's... erm... whatever this means.

[Mumofazoo]

That towel is making me feel a bit queasy.

[frauleinsallybowles]

these r brill

[seven201]

at the towel

[Anonymous1112]

Is bootie woman calling people? Like used knickers and a phone call? Grim.

[Anonymous1112]

Actually I need some cash and have a voluptuous derrière.

[DJBaggySmalls]

So, scrabble tiles with pound shop tea spoons, a glittery glass, a cum rag and some used knickers.

Keeping it classy, FB.

[IHaveBrilloHair]

OMG, noooooooooooooo, to all of these, why, just why?
Can't they buy each other glittery wine glasses and be done with it?

[RoseOfSharyn]

That towel!!!!!

[NotInAsda]

Yeh, following some research this is used knickers and a phone call for £50.

I'm in the wrong job.

[sum1killthepawpatrollers]

i was going to post about the towel this morning but couldnt work out how to get the pic, made me queasy too

[Charlesroi]

Yeah those pants are definitely ...er... used. Or it's offering an expensive hand job
Sex towel
Wine glass
Spoons [blimey]

So grateful to MNetters who take one for the team have a FB account.

[dylsmimi]

I am keeping my eye on the facebook selling page the towel is on to see if anyone comments!! If it's someone I know I don't know what is do!!!
notinasda what kind of research!!!! How's your phone bill

[CaoNiMa]

I thought the first one said SPOONING SINGE, as in the French for "monkey". Most confusing.

[NotinAsda]

Googled the description I was curious!

[Charlesroi]

CaoNiMa I read it like that too!

Mooning minge might work if you'd run out of S letters.

[harderandharder2breathe]

cao I read it as singe too! I thought they just couldn't think of another word that started with S or were actually trying to play scrabble

[Waffles80]

Pernsonalised post-Valentine's sex penis beaker?

That towel!!!