Aibu - or should I ltb?

[MrsRobinson79]

List of things he does that make me think I should

Puts towel back on radiator - but screwed up so absolutely no chance of drying

Leaves lights on all the time when leaving rooms

Bathes kids once a week but leaves their clothes wherever he takes them off and bath water in bath

Leaves the plastic bit hanging off the top of milk when he opens it (should ltb for this alone if I'm honest)

Leaves empty toilet rolls on holder

When asked to get a fresh toilet roll from downstairs loo where they are kept he brings the half used one instead of bringing 2 or 3 new ones!!!

Obviously I am practically perfect in every way and have no annoying habits

[Loaferloveforyou]

Im confused, did I write this post?!?

[iminshock]

Why have you stayed so long?

[iminshock]

And get a free half hour with a solicitor so you can get his every last penny

[iminshock]

Do you have RL support?

[iminshock]

In the meantime have some hot sweet tea.

[iminshock]

I suspect OW

[Elland]

Book a spa day Hun

[Ohyesiam]

I thought my oh was to busy to lead a double of life, but you have proved me wrong. He is lovely with the kids though, isn't he?

[MrsRobinson79]

I'm just off for a midday drink to help me deal with it

[MrsRobinson79]

Don't know how to quote people but ohyesiam

[hellsbellsmelons]

BINGO!!!!
I have 2 of these as in 18 YO DD and OH!

[LookingGoodForTheLassies]

Call 101 and get it logged. Then LTB.

[MissVictoria]

Why would anyone carry about a manky half used loo roll instead of a new one?!

[Hastalapasta]

LTB. Your only option. I would commit murder at the screwed up towels, yet alone the strewn around clothes! I too am Mary Poppins like in my perfection

[LokisUnderpants]

Am I your husband?!

[MyKingdomForBrie]

Oh thank god my DH must have moved out and in with you

[MothertotheLordsofmisrule]

Hang on let me just check DH is still upstairs and hasn't nipped round yours.

However he catches spiders and indulges my twiglet habit so I will keep him.

[Sohardtochooseausername]

Does he take the bins out though?

[44PumpLane]

Can you cancel the cheque though OP?!? :)

[ElizabethHoney]

Just be grateful he isn't stealing your vibrator or delaying you getting your Christmas jumper...

[Tryingtostayyoung]

Ltb now before it goes on so long you feel unable! Be kind to yourself

[MrsRobinson79]

Not yet 44pumplane. I'm considering going to Maui to get away though, might meet a new husband to be there...

[allgoodnamestaken]

Does he leave empty bottles beside the recycling box? Screw up teatowels and leave them on the worktop?
If yes, I have his twin

[civilfawlty]

Allhoodnames - make that triplets...

[Thattimeofyearagain]

Leaves draws open IS A SPOONY FUCKER