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AIBU?

I have 4 kids what does he expect?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:16

Grrr. Ive been seeing a new man for a few weeks and last night we had sex. Afterwards he was basically moaning but trying to be polite! His words were 'youve got a great body for a mum of 4 but down below yikes!' Wtf?

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LaContessaDiPlump · 13/11/2016 17:18

Well that has saved you some time - bin him! What a dickhead Hmm

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NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 13/11/2016 17:18

He sounds a charmer, a real prince among men Hmm
Wouldn't be seeing him again but that's me...

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Blossomdeary · 13/11/2016 17:18

Stop seeing him.

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Ebb · 13/11/2016 17:18

Hmm I hope you dumped him!

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missyB1 · 13/11/2016 17:18

Tell him to drop dead and don't contact him again!
You don't need someone like that in your life.

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pinkieandperkie · 13/11/2016 17:18

Charming.

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:19

I know then he started trying to back track frigging loser!

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aginghippy · 13/11/2016 17:21

He said 'yikes'? About your vagina? Just show him the door. YANBU

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KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 13/11/2016 17:21

If only all blokes were like him. The time we'd save...

He can fuck off.

Pisses me off when men make comments about women's genitals but aren't ashamed of the mess they have hanging there. Looks like something that should be hanging out of a shark's mouth.

Maybe he's insecure about his size?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:22

He really wasnt all that either. He actually told me i had a huge V

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ChampsMum · 13/11/2016 17:23

How rude of him!
Don't speak to him again Flowers

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VimFuego101 · 13/11/2016 17:24

Tell him it probably just feels that way because his penis is so small.

Sounds like you've had a lucky escape tbh.

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PoldarksBreeches · 13/11/2016 17:24

Please tell me you dumped him immediately?

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:25

My last baby was almost 10lb but come on! You dont say stuff like thatHmm

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pinkieandperkie · 13/11/2016 17:25

How did you respond?

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Bluntness100 · 13/11/2016 17:25

Omg, that actually made me open my mouth in shock. Bin him immediately, what a loser.

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Losgunna · 13/11/2016 17:25

Wow what a fucknugget. Show him the door op you can do better than that!

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Busybeesbum · 13/11/2016 17:26

Yes i told him hes not staying for breakfast and to lose my number

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Trills · 13/11/2016 17:26

He's rude.

You don't want to date someone rude.

Therefore you don't want to date him.

If you date him, he'll be rude some more. To you, and to other people you don't want him being rude to.

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TitaniasCloset · 13/11/2016 17:26

That's just so nasty. Don't ever see him again and thank god he showed himself up. I think a lot of us are insecure about our down belows after having kids, even if you do a lot of kegel there is still scarring and whatever.

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monkeysox · 13/11/2016 17:27

He's an arsehole get rid.

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TheCatsMother99 · 13/11/2016 17:27

Please dump him by text saying that you're not doing it face to face as it will save his embarrassment but he's not all that in the trouser department and you're used to a far more generous lover.

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MissVictoria · 13/11/2016 17:27

For what it's worth, please don't let it get you down or make you self conscious.
Vaginas are super stretchy, and they shrink back pretty well after even multiple births, especially if you do kegels/toning exercises with or without the aid of a toning machine or implement. Ok you won't be virgin tight, but you'll be far from gaping. No matter how experienced people are, first times with new partners are like first times in general, you have different preferences, and it takes time to get to know them and work together. He sounds really very childish, and i'm amazed if anyone would be willing to sleep with him a second time.

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Palomb · 13/11/2016 17:27

You should have told him your previous partners haven't had any concerns but then they've all been bigger

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smEGGtoplasm · 13/11/2016 17:28

I'd have asked him what his excuse for the tiny penis was and told him to get the feck out!

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