DP has just tried to...

(43 Posts)
Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Thu 10-Nov-16 21:47:15

warm her (very cold) hands on my tummy,......

I think that is out of order...

Moondance87 Thu 10-Nov-16 21:49:56

Dh walked in from work and put his cold hands straight into my bare legs...let's LTBs

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Thu 10-Nov-16 21:54:40

The beauty of our language

LTB... means the same whichever..,

Even so I am not inclined to divorce simply because of cold hands on my warm tummy...

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Thu 10-Nov-16 21:56:05

I am the cold hands feet/arse/body in my relationship...it's dh's duty to be warm.

Patriciathestripper1 Thu 10-Nov-16 21:57:56

That's what s Dh's tummy is for 😍

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Thu 10-Nov-16 21:59:21

Says who!?

Soubriquet Thu 10-Nov-16 22:00:23

Oh I agree. That's what dh's tummies and backs are forgrin

Rainydayspending Thu 10-Nov-16 22:00:53

Weirdly I really like warming up DH when he's been outside on a nightshift (literally warming, nothing sexy!).

harderandharder2breathe Thu 10-Nov-16 22:01:59

I stick my toes under my friends (fully clothed) bum while lounging on her sofa blush

00100001 Thu 10-Nov-16 22:03:20

My DH thinks it is hilarious when he puts his cold feet on me in bed. And i have tobuse my proper cross voice. But if I put my cold hands on him, suddenly its not funny... angry

Doilooklikeatourist Thu 10-Nov-16 22:04:37

Thats normal behaviour , whoever is the cold person in the relationship is allowed to warm themselves on the hot one
snuggles ice cold body onto DH

Absolutely normal. The sooner my DH accepts this and stops moaning about my feeding hands and feet, the better

Itisnoteasybeingdifferent Thu 10-Nov-16 22:11:29

When you get to the big M....

Suddenly cold bums get warm..., And no it's not funny either.... .



ps going to sleep. now

OdinsLoveChild Thu 10-Nov-16 22:12:06

And if we never warmed our hands/feet on you then you would be moaning that no-one loves you confused

Arfarfanarf Thu 10-Nov-16 22:12:13

This is where the menopause comes in handy.
Im in the middle of an epic hot flush. Husband walks in and is instructed to place cold hands upon me.
Bliss 😁

When i was a young'un he used to warm them my sticking them under my boobs. 😂

SerendipityPhenomenon Thu 10-Nov-16 22:12:27

So far as I'm concerned, DH's primary function in winter time is to be a human hot water bottle for my feet.

QueenMortificado Thu 10-Nov-16 22:12:30

If my feet are cold and dp's are warm we have a foot party which basically involves me shouting FOOT PARTY and rubbing them all over his to warm them up

HerRoyalFattyness Thu 10-Nov-16 22:14:34

Dp is always warm. So his job is to be my hot water bottle when he's here.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Thu 10-Nov-16 22:17:30

that is so weird 00100001 BECAUSE I find it's very funny to put my cold extremities on DH, but it really is not in the least bit amusing if he thinks he might do it to me.

frobskottle Thu 10-Nov-16 22:20:44

i used to warm myself on my DH after I got called in out of hours on my job, did feel a bit mean about that!! Now I do it and dont feel bad when I get up with our toddler in the night as he never gets up so it's a fair exchange smile
Also I feel I do good payment as I have circulation issues and often have boiling feet going to sleep and he can put his cold feet on my feet whenever he wants and it helps me sleep! Win win situation

BertieBotts Thu 10-Nov-16 22:23:33

Mine likes the cold, so he lets me warm myself on him any time!

sparechange Thu 10-Nov-16 22:25:46

DH is away for work tonight so I've had to resort to putting my cold feet on the dog's tummy to try and warm them up
She gave me a look and moved

I've put some socks on. It's not the same sad

ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess Thu 10-Nov-16 22:25:48

I feel lonely! No cold OR warm hands for me tonight...

ThroughThickAndThin01 Thu 10-Nov-16 22:30:54

gringringrin

CharleyDavidson Thu 10-Nov-16 22:31:45

I always feel cold and DH always feel hot so he insists I warm my hands on him - and my feet when we are in bed.

He bought me a single sized electric blanket just for my side of the bed.

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