Why is DH so bloody useless????

[MapOfTheWorldDoorKnob]

FFS I have just come home and the kids are looking guilty and DH is looking like butter wouldn't melt in his sodding mouth. . I asked him to hang a picture today and that's all he had to do. But no. I come home and the thing is still there on the floor. Lazy sod.

Instead, he claimed, he'd done some redecorating. Why? Why paint a wall rather than stick a nail in it and hang a picture? The house stinks of paint now.

And then he tried to cook pancakes and 6 of them are on the bloody ceiling. Wtf? What the f is the point of him and his nice shiny open topped car that doesn't have a roof so we all get wet when it rains?

[MapOfTheWorldDoorKnob]

Rant over.

[Dontpanicpyke]

Does he have s big knob? This would be a mitigating factor?

[tshirtsuntan]

Oink

[MapOfTheWorldDoorKnob]

Sadly not.

[ItShouldHaveBeenJessCastismas]

He sounds like a complete and utter pig. LTB.

[SortAllTheThings]

Bet he can't read a fucking map either. Useless prick.

Brb. I'm off to play happy mrs chicken work

[ItShouldHaveBeenJessCastismas]

Butter might not melt in his mouth - stick an apple in there instead. And then grill him over what the hell happened.

[Xmasfairy86]

Really?!

He doesn't sound to helpful if I'm honest map. Is it hilly where you are?

[KP86]

He's let his appearance go too, hasn't he.

[mum2Bomg]

My DH took 7 months to hang five pictures. He did it in the end though!

[ItShouldHaveBeenJessCastismas]

What a terrible role model for your DCs. How many do you have, OP?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJessCastismas]

KP. I'd put money on him being overweight and not shaving regularly.

[MapOfTheWorldDoorKnob]

He has, KP86 he has. sighs

DD is annoying me tonight as well.

[Memyselfandthatotherperson]

I'd lay the blame squarely at your dd's feet. We all know who's the real problem in your household.

[ItShouldHaveBeenJessCastismas]

Why is DD annoying you, OP? Sounds a stressful day.

[rollonthesummer]

Oink oink.

[MapOfTheWorldDoorKnob]

Is it my imagination or is there a crack in the wall? I swear to god it wasn't there this morning.

[NoFuchsGiven]

OK what have I missed?

[Shurelyshomemistake]

He tried. He can't help it if all the other people around you - specially the women- are hideous overachievers. In particular that neighbour who has about 50 different jobs. The old sow.

[ProseccoBitch]

I asked mine to hang a mirror 18 months ago and it's still sitting on the floor. I've given up.

[user1471517900]

Maybe he thinks you don't work hard enough OP? Be honest, do you have any female friends who work a lot harder than you and are showing you up a bit?

[VulvaInLaw]

Marking place so I get the punchline when it arrives...

[luckylucky24]

looks like wallpaper crease on the pic. If you have no wallpaper then yes maybe a crack.
He has obviously been taking classes from Daddy pig.

[StubbleTurnips]

I've been waiting a long time for our wedding pictures to be hung. They're still not done. We've been married 10 years

[arethereanyleftatall]

It's the laundry involved for his and the dcs hobby that would drive me bonkers.