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i don't like having sex in conventional positions - ami i un-mission-able?

(Dior inspired me)

I can only exhale

am i unbreathe-in-able?

sorry, but this came to me today ...

My family seem to suffer from an unusally high level of near-death accidents - but miracullously, they survive everytime... so, am I un-bereaveable?

icod

Is that a yes to my profile question or are you agreeing that I am unreasonable?


I feel I am now a real Mnetter!

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now I really was being unreasonable for that last one!

btw don't kick me out - I was only joking

I don't want to be on this forum anymore

Does this make me un-mumsnet-able?

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I have real problems setting up intiguing connections....

am I being unfrissonable??

Ahh, this thread is brilliant and so many great play on words. Question is, which one wins the prize for being the most unassailable?

PMSL...

I refuse to sham-a-lang-a-sham-a-lang-a-ding-dong

Am I un-grease-able?

GREW!!!!!

My hymen grey back....

Am I unshaggable??

I play the violin, but I don't look after the strings properly. Am I un-resin-able?

Ah poo.

Tonight's, I mean! Can't spell for toffee

Am I being unreadable?

I just ate my hamster in tonights stew.

Am I being Unbelievable?

<<bows, I thank you Dior >>

My pet sheep has been rolling in ds' paints again - is he now-dyed-in-the-wool?

No.

I don't want to appear on daytime chav TV talk shows

Am I un-Trisha-able?

my friend cant have kebabs

is he un-shish-able?

so I was out walking with my two buddies across the tundra, as one does, and I fell into a polar bears fishing hole,<< no, stay with me >> and was iced up immediately.

Try as they might, my buddies just couldn't get me out as the water solidified round me.
And one turned to the other and I heard him say....








wait for it











Is he being unfreezable?

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I'm trying to learn a new skill. Hhowever I keep falling from my very high swing. Shoukd i give up and accept that I am un-trapeezeable?