Has he gone too far?

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Cubensis Thu 29-Sep-16 11:10:11

OH has always loved watching "adult themed" clips. I'm fine with that. I like watching Bake Off and he's fine with that.
Sometimes I join him in his man cave and watch with him and we re-enact what we are watching (no weird crap!)
Last night I went through to join him as I was feeling a little frisky. When I went in I was shocked to find he had basically connected his genitals to an electrical box (it's called e-stim) so he could enjoy his viewing hands free! He was also inhaling from a small bottle of poppers (takes me back!).
I'm pretty open minded but was a tad shocked at the site if him if I'm honest. Love him to bits and wondering if I should just let him crack on or perhaps time to discuss our sex life? It's great generally so never seen the need to discuss but wonder if his tastes and mine have diverged.
He offered to "wire me up" but not sure I want to go down that road.
Thoughts?

YappyYapster Thu 29-Sep-16 11:12:51

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

VladmirsPoutine Thu 29-Sep-16 11:15:04

Eh?

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 29-Sep-16 11:19:02

Get some class As, a Gimp mask and wire up!

Mybeardeddragonjustdied2016 Thu 29-Sep-16 11:23:30

Omg. Reminds me of a few months ago my dh said he wanted to try something. I came downstairs and he blindfolded me and tied me to a rope thing he had suspended from the ceiling by the hands!! We dtd in that odd position and it has never been mentioned again!! Was hoping it had been a bad dream!!

YappyYapster Thu 29-Sep-16 11:25:47

Oh holy fuckeroni, it's actually a thing.

FlyingElbows Thu 29-Sep-16 11:26:43

Well I can't say I've ever considered asking Mr Elbows to wire my bits to the electric fencing but you only live once!

TheNaze73 Thu 29-Sep-16 11:27:00

We've all been wired up for a sex act OP. No big deal.

Have fun wink

Cubensis Thu 29-Sep-16 11:27:41

Think I'm up for trying the e-stim out - you have to keep pushing the boundaries don't you? Class A's......funny you should mention that as that's another thing he has introduced into his play time. He'll sit there gnawing away at an acid infused sugar lump swishing the fly swatter at imaginary bats whilst bashing away like a gibbon in a zoo being watched by a group of school kids. I draw the line at a gimp mask though!! Bit sordid that.
As Meatloaf pointed out so presciently "Two out of Three ain't bad"

NorksAreMessy Thu 29-Sep-16 11:27:48

yappy - you beat me to it smile

LagunaBubbles Thu 29-Sep-16 11:28:52

Is this the bit we are all meant to be really really jealous about your sex life OP? hmm

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 29-Sep-16 11:29:41

acid infused sugar lump grin Ffs!

Apparently if you spray shoe polish on a slice of bread and let it warm up on the radiator you can get high....

Overheard this once while Having a cig outside work.

Give that a go too

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 29-Sep-16 11:30:14

You have to eat the bread by the way. It's an an ambipur thing

expatinscotland Thu 29-Sep-16 11:37:18

I tripped on magic mushrooms that had been steeped in corn syrup for a while. Dude, that was AWESOME! Them was the days (uni).

APlaceOnTheCouch Thu 29-Sep-16 11:38:10

Derek you're ambipur comment made me laugh out loud. grin

APlaceOnTheCouch Thu 29-Sep-16 11:38:27

your not you're ffs

Cubensis Thu 29-Sep-16 11:40:18

Just to clarify....

" bashing away like a gibbon in a zoo being watched by a group of school kids"
.....
the school kids are watching the gibbon not my husband

DerekSprechenZeDick Thu 29-Sep-16 11:40:28

Ex my friend ate many shrooms once and ran out of Morrisons because the digestives weee chasing him. He went into hiding for a bit due to the paranoid trip he was having grin

acasualobserver Thu 29-Sep-16 11:41:25

Not real but tolerably amusing. You may proceed OP.

Oysterbabe Thu 29-Sep-16 11:41:38

You sell those machines don't you?

zoebarnes Thu 29-Sep-16 11:42:55

I feel very square blush

Ineedmorelemonpledge Thu 29-Sep-16 11:44:45

That was clumsy of you expat.

pugsake Thu 29-Sep-16 11:45:08

Is this related to the whole cool wife thing?
grin

kissmethere Thu 29-Sep-16 11:45:22

Yanbu OP. Yes he's gone too far pmsl sorry. I'm obviously not mature enough for this thead!

expatinscotland Thu 29-Sep-16 11:46:42

'Ex my friend ate many shrooms once and ran out of Morrisons because the digestives weee chasing him. He went into hiding for a bit due to the paranoid trip he was having grin'

One freezing cold January, I went to Shelf Road with my friend and one of her men. They went to rock climb. Fuck that. So her man, Dave, left me the bong. Only one other vehicle in the car park, an old VW camper van (that should have been my tip off). I figured it was safe to toke up in the back with the tailgate open (so I could then lie back and consider the meaning of life). A head popped round. 'Hey, you wanna smoke with us?' Cool, dope! It was too hippy guys with some shit they'd brought from Hawaii.

Dave got back and we had more. We were seeing white cows appearing in the winter fog. I was still stoned to fuck when we got back to Denver (my friend had to drive) 3 hours later. The car was littered with burrito, crisp and sweet wrappers.

I'm just sad we didn't stop and shock ourselves. That would have been the icing on the cake.

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