To think my husband is a fucking fuck!

(77 Posts)
maybethedayafter Sat 17-Sep-16 21:00:47

I just got the baby to sleep and then FH (Fucking Husband) came in the fucking room and started fucking talking to me. What fucking idiot would think that's a good fucking idea! For fuck sake!

Lalaloopsyscaresme Sat 17-Sep-16 21:02:43

Fucker. LTB

rhiaaaaaaaannon Sat 17-Sep-16 21:03:42

What a fucker. I'd piss in his tea.

iamdivergent Sat 17-Sep-16 21:03:55

I feel your pain. Mine sneezed earlier on = baby woke screaming, first he'd slept all day hmm

Jizzomelette Sat 17-Sep-16 21:04:57

How dare he fucking talk to you. What a dick

hmm

FanyUcker Sat 17-Sep-16 21:06:48

This seems over the top. Have you considered therapy?

debbs77 Sat 17-Sep-16 21:07:58

Oh that's really frustrating!!

Euripidesralph Sat 17-Sep-16 21:08:31

Bastard.....one rule in our house and has been since eldest was born 4 years ago and was reinforced when ds2 was born 9 months

Baby asleep ? Don't move a fucking muscle....don't breathe don't cough .....and don't bloody talk

FireSquirrel Sat 17-Sep-16 21:09:05

LTB

originalusernamefail Sat 17-Sep-16 21:10:23

You wake 'em you take 'em! That's the rule in our house and has increased mine and DHs ninja skills x1000,

scoobyloobyloo Sat 17-Sep-16 21:12:28

Mine stole the fucking soup out of the fridge and took it to work.

I'd managed to get the 12 week old baby to stop crying enough to go to Tesco the day before to get an easy to cook lunch for Friday.

I go to get said lunch out of the fridge AND THE FUCkER has taken it to work.

I text him to tell him I am DIVORCING him and he texts back with a helpful recipe for chicken soup which apparently will 'only take me 20 minutes to make'.

GAAAAH!!!

TallulahTheTiger Sat 17-Sep-16 21:12:52

Total twat Defo LTB and leave with a loop of screaming child playing FOREVERRRR!!

Rrross1ges Sat 17-Sep-16 21:12:57

Cunt! When DS was a week old he'd just come out of SCBU into my room in the hospital and WAS ASLEEP. "D"H turned up and lifted him out of his cot for a cuddle! Fuckchops!

CathFromCooberPedy Sat 17-Sep-16 21:12:58

flowers for you OP. He's an utter arsehole grin

Dontyouopenthattrapdoor Sat 17-Sep-16 21:12:59

He's totally cheating on you.
Probably with hookers.
Check his phone.
Fucker.

;)

RubbleBubble00 Sat 17-Sep-16 21:17:02

Did you throw something at him?

TallulahTheTiger Sat 17-Sep-16 21:18:43

Am venting as mine had the fucking arset idea to pour me wine and run a bath to get into once our DC had gone down- and popped head into room to whisper this and see how we were just as I was stealth boob detaching- twunt!

derxa Sat 17-Sep-16 21:20:24

grin Love him <runs away>

TheGruffaloMother Sat 17-Sep-16 21:20:29

The only way to make him understand is to repeatedly do the same to him!

mumofthemonsters808 Sat 17-Sep-16 21:23:39

This needs reporting and logging, therefore I'd ring the Police.

Bearfrills Sat 17-Sep-16 21:28:55

Flipping hell, OP. Does he have any redeeming features or is he just always trying to talk to you!?

Mybeardeddragonjustdied2016 Sat 17-Sep-16 21:29:06

Clean the loo with his tooth brush.

Bearfrills Sat 17-Sep-16 21:29:53

Also, wait until he goes to sleep tonight then wake him up for a chat. You'll end up tired too but it'll be totally worth it to get your own back.

chocolateworshipper Sat 17-Sep-16 21:31:40

Phone 101, complain to the chair of governors and take him to a&e

Failing that, the MN army can come round and rough him up a little

oaadc Sat 17-Sep-16 21:33:21

You wake 'em you take 'em is fantastic grin

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