The perfect MN present for someone you don't like very much

[CatThiefKeith]

I give you Cats bum tea towel holder

That's dd's teachers Christmas present sorted then.

[BlackeyedSusan]

excellent

[VioletBam]

Same shop stocks this charming Shit Stirrer Spoon

[CatThiefKeith]

Oh. Just realised this is in Aibu. Meant to post in chat. 😳

[BathshebaDarkstone]

Soap? Anti wrinkle cream?

[MissBattleaxe]

A toilet brush.

[MercedesDR]

A chocolate starfish!

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Who was the poster with the giant sparkly carrot?

[VanillaSugarandChristmasSpice]

I've always wanted to wrap up a tube of Caneston Thrush in pretty paper and give it to someone. There you go, OP - this has turned into AIBU and you can post in peace now.

[shouldwestayorshouldwego]

For their children - moon sand and slime.
For them - cover the grey hair dye.

[sportinguista]

I once saw in a shop a purple glittery and marabou covered phone. It was the perfect tasteful gift for that hard to please disliked person in your life!

[justilou]

Do they have kids? This.... Or any craft thing with billions of tiny beads and glitter....

[Ginkypig]

I have that tea towel holder my mother bought me it as a joke present

[GoldPlatedBacon]

I'd actually be well chuffed with that cat tea towel holder