To think that my neighbours oversized gnome is out to get me!

(15 Posts)
r2d256 Fri 09-Sep-16 20:36:54

Trying to settle DD and I caught a glance of it through a gap in curtains... It's about waist high and in the design of an old lady gnome... It's like it's staring at me!! Eeek!

I should run and hide right ?

Mybeardeddragonjustdied2016 Fri 09-Sep-16 20:37:48

Our neighbour has 2 full size gorillas in the front garden!! confused

r2d256 Fri 09-Sep-16 20:43:16

Seriously ?? Life sized ?? Wow!!

GlitteryFluff Fri 09-Sep-16 20:48:27

Oh mil has one of these. I think from asda. It's odd.

GlitteryFluff Fri 09-Sep-16 20:50:10

These..?

r2d256 Fri 09-Sep-16 20:52:16

Yes !!! That's the badger !!!!
Cute during the day but a little freaky in the dead of night...

r2d256 Fri 09-Sep-16 20:52:36

Or Erm 8:30pm...

DietCockBreak Fri 09-Sep-16 20:55:45

Pictures please!

nut3lla Fri 09-Sep-16 20:57:51

Oh I'd secretly like one of those Asda gnomes. Gnorman, gnobby or whatever their gnames are! People opposite have 2 and I often feel they're watching me. Sadly don't speak to their 'owners' though as they stole our wheelie bin! Thinking about kidnapping their gnome in return for the bin...

r2d256 Fri 09-Sep-16 21:02:58

Nut3lla you must must do that !!!
I'd love to take a pic but I fear it would out me/area and we've just sold our house and wouldn't want buyers to pull out down to a gnome with a grudge... Just tried looking out a different window in same direction and I can't see it... It's coming for me isn't it!!!

Arghhhhhh

BarbaraofSeville Fri 09-Sep-16 22:25:17

Oh God I've seen the giant Asda gnomes, they're fucking hideous. Why on earth would anyone buy them confused.

user1473106504 Fri 09-Sep-16 23:26:44

They freak me out to ever since that Goosebumps episode I watched as a kid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiEor8CxYbM

MyKidsHaveTakenMySanity Fri 09-Sep-16 23:36:24

I need these little guys in my garden..

r2d256 Sat 10-Sep-16 07:51:43

Eeek!!! Zombie gnomes ! At least they're supposed to be scary though. I don't trust something that's smiling but looks freaky at the same time...

TheNaze73 Sat 10-Sep-16 08:57:02

They are clearly missing with the occult.

Contact environmental health wink

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