To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.


Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Well done Blue!

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

A very exciting final post of a .

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

AGL that sounds awful out of context!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you did that to me.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one. Do you mean me?

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Wait, no. I understand the sentence now.

[VanillaSugar]

Love it, AGL - what were your A level results again?

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

my phone keyboard was being a dick. It wouldn't type!

[HelenaDove]

signing in.

[peachmama]

[AverageGayLad]

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

So I disappear off for dinner and you lot talk about sex toys.

[VanillaSugar]

GBBO is on. DD & DH are glued to it, which is ironic, given that neither of them even knows how to turn the oven on in this house.

[PortiaCastis]

If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again–it had a dying fall.
O, it came o'er my ear, like the sweet sound
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing, and giving odour.
. . .

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

being it was jess that wanted thrusting not me. I just gave her an idea of how to achieve it.

[VanillaSugar]

What's your favourite sex toy Being? Mine is a French Fancy.

[elQuintoConyo]

What are these threads and how come i've missed 11 of them?

noob!

[VanillaSugar]

Butter, flour, and ground ginger.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

peach Welcome!

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

I miss toad 😫

[VanillaSugar]

DD says she's going to bake a gingerbread Hogwarts. Hahahahahahaha. DH is going to make a gingerbread golf course.

[Bettercallsaul1]

Well, I was quite happy with my description! apart from the typo
Summed me up a treat, I thought. Thought Blue's quote summed her up nicely too.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Hm (autocorrect changed that to him 😂) ...

Dunno. Can't say I have used any many.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Welcome to elQuinto as well.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

These threads are, in a word: epic!

[VanillaSugar]

Peach and elquinto - what are your star signs, which region do you live in? And if you luuurve Aidan Turned, hands off cos he's Portia's secret boyfriend.