To hate these fad phrases!

(167 Posts)
apigcalledwanda Wed 31-Aug-16 13:13:54

On Facebook (I know, I know) but what the fuck happened to originality?

How come everyone going to a wedding these days are on their way to "The wedding of the year"?

Why, all of a sudden are all children/husbands/nans/cats "my world" and why do we suddenly "love them the world"? That doesn't even make fucking sense!

If I see another photo of a gang of lasses is Ibiza captioned "Love my girls xoxo" then I WILL resign from the Internet. I do enjoy that the photo is usually really flattering of the poster and often minging portrayals of the "girls".

Felt good to get that off my chest. Thanks.

Gowgirl Wed 31-Aug-16 13:15:59

I've got a couple of #luvmylilfamilie's I feel like saying I just tolerate my medium sized brood...

LuckySantangelo1 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:17:04

I'm with you OP! It's #blessed that gets my goat. #puke, more like.

suitsyousir79 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:17:10

If i see one more selfie of someone having just got out of bed, with #messyhairdontcare I'll follow your internet resignation with mine!

cjt110 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:17:18

#blessed.... angry or any hashtag phrase whatsoever!

cjt110 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:17:47

Cross post Lucky

Teddy1970 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:19:27

I'm with you too OP, makes me want to vomit.

ABloodyDifficultWoman Wed 31-Aug-16 13:20:05

They boil my piss too OP! grin

Currently REALLY hating 'I love of the bones of him/her/them/it'. What does that even mean?
Now I've annoyed myself by just typing it angry

apigcalledwanda Wed 31-Aug-16 13:21:44

How could I forget #blessed - if only hashtags were honest ay? We would have:

#blessed = #showingoff

#myworld = #thisismyfuckingboyfriendandnoneofyoubitchesbetttertouchhim

Any more?

LightDrizzle Wed 31-Aug-16 13:22:14

"because" + noun or adjective, as in "Looking forward to tonight, because Prosecco."

It's the new hashtag.

PaulAnkaTheDog Wed 31-Aug-16 13:22:25

They're vomit inducing.

WhooooAmI24601 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:24:12

#blessed earns you a deletion from my friends list. My sister does it all the time and I know for a fact her kids are as big a bunch of dickheads as mine are and I've never felt compelled to tell the world I'm #blessed to be finding piss all over the loo seat again.

apigcalledwanda Wed 31-Aug-16 13:24:42

Suitsyou - urgh yeh!

#messyhairdontcare = #igotupat5anddidmymakeupandimfullydressedundertheduvet

apigcalledwanda Wed 31-Aug-16 13:26:05

Whooooo gringringringrin

You should hashtag #dickheads when posting pics of your kids, imagine the outrage from the huns

Gowgirl Wed 31-Aug-16 13:26:41

#makingmemories - #went to park didn't kill the little sods

Advicepls7080 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:28:27

#slayin #basicbitch #shorthairdontcare #longhairdontcare

No one cares about your fucking hair

Advicepls7080 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:29:45

Is this just a Liverpool thing or is it everywhere by the way 'love my day one' (often a picture of someone with their 'best friend)

'Date night with my one'

Luckystar1 Wed 31-Aug-16 13:30:13

#soznotsoz.... I mean what the actual fuck does that mean? Not that I can really.

I feel the world has moved on recently and I've got caught trailing behind. I'm only 30!

apigcalledwanda Wed 31-Aug-16 13:30:40

What is all this mega defensive "don't care" malarkey anyway? Is it because the poster realises what they are doing is vacuous/attention seeking/drivel and is battling a moral dilemma within themselves? "I know this is vile but I just NEED likes"

Gowgirl Wed 31-Aug-16 13:30:59

What's with the butterflies around the head in the profile pics?

ijustwannadance Wed 31-Aug-16 13:32:50

#squad
#squadgoals

Non of these are acceptable once you have reached adulthood.

They are your FRIENDS. You are arranging to go somewhere/do something.

One of my good friends puts shit on fb like
#seizetheday
#bestieforlife
#girlznight

She is 35.hmm

varvara Wed 31-Aug-16 13:33:02

Yy to "because" and all other phrases that are supposed to make the user seem witty/urbane. E.g. "said no-one ever/said no feminist ever/said no liberal ever" etc etc. And "Wow. Just wow"

Gowgirl Wed 31-Aug-16 13:33:04

Argggghhh bloody #date night I'm married and over 14 so its just dinner!

Nabootique Wed 31-Aug-16 13:33:13

I hate "this one", as in "going to the cinema with this one", and then picture of other person.

Also hate "yes then" after everything. "Off to take a shit. Yes then."

NothingMoreThanFelines Wed 31-Aug-16 13:33:34

Love you to the moon and back! #myworld

Aaaaaaargh!!!!

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