AIBU to put in a formal complaint about this colleague and maybe murder him?

(14 Posts)
whattodowiththepoo Tue 30-Aug-16 11:35:53

(Sort of light hearted?)
Colleague and former friend: I'm going to be late in on Tuesday but I'm passing awesome French bakery want anything?
Me: yes please awesome stuff

I woke up early this morning and worked out for longer then I ran up and down the stairs and then I worked out in my office, he arrives at 11:30 after I have been salivating waiting "oh sorry I forgot to go in"

Mother fucker.

90daychallenger Tue 30-Aug-16 11:36:55

YABU to even bother with the complaint. What a waste of time and paper. Just progress straight to murder.

DropYourSword Tue 30-Aug-16 11:39:45

Did either of you do any work this morning then! grinconfused

manyathingyouknow Tue 30-Aug-16 12:54:47

Throw you monitor screen at him from behind when he least expects it

squoosh Tue 30-Aug-16 13:04:39

Wee on his stapler. The macaron denying fiend.

Farmmummy Tue 30-Aug-16 13:06:22

Totally unreasonable to complain go straight to the murder then there is no paper trail grin

PageStillNotFound404 Tue 30-Aug-16 13:07:46

Don't bother with the complaint, OP. That's justifiable homicide, right there.

In fact I'd go to Awesome Bakery myself and buy the most amazing concoction they have. Return to office, eat amazing concoction ostentatiously in front of C/FF and then murder him. That'll teach him.

Gatekeeper Tue 30-Aug-16 13:08:16

'wee on his stapler' ??? bloody well staple his wee-er more like!

PitilessYank Tue 30-Aug-16 13:10:08

Curse at him in French, and then drown him in a bathtub full of crème frâiche!

squoosh Tue 30-Aug-16 13:10:13

Oh Gate I wouldn't like to be the one to deny your your fancy French buns!

ApocalypseSlough Tue 30-Aug-16 13:11:09

grin Gate

HateSummer Tue 30-Aug-16 13:12:55

Death by torture.

SaucyJack Tue 30-Aug-16 13:13:07

He sounds like a pain in the arse.

squoosh Tue 30-Aug-16 13:14:50

Cover your self in creme anglaise and let everyone in the office except him have a lick of you. He'll be mad jealous when he sees Brian from IT and Angela from Finance licking your belly.

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