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AIBU?

To think DP didn't fool anyone

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EarlGrayAndCake · 27/08/2016 15:33

We were sitting in a very genteel cafe when DP looked uncomfortable and leaned to the left. A massive trump came ripping out.

DP looks horrified, whispers 'oh, shit!' and then announces to the cafe at large 'Oh! Erm,mosques,h chairs!'

AIBU to think he fooled no one?

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Salmotrutta · 27/08/2016 15:34

Classy

Oysterbabe · 27/08/2016 15:36

Erm,mosques,h chairs!

What?

Loyly · 27/08/2016 15:36

ImperialBlether · 27/08/2016 15:37

Did you find that funny?

tryingtobestronger · 27/08/2016 15:37

Mosques? Confused

Just5minswithDacre · 27/08/2016 15:37

AssamAssa · 27/08/2016 15:37

Huh?

EarlGrayAndCake · 27/08/2016 15:39

I totally don't know what happened there

Some weird autocorrect - meant to be 'oh, shit!'

Sorry. How weird

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TheNaze73 · 27/08/2016 15:39

And they wonder why live entertainment venues are closing

tofutti · 27/08/2016 15:39

Musical chairs, maybe?

Bitofacow · 27/08/2016 15:40

Seems you are both making embarrassing mistakes today!

I would hide.

Queenbean · 27/08/2016 15:41

Urgh, disgusting

Bitofacow · 27/08/2016 15:41

Just told my DP he is still laughing.

EarlGrayAndCake · 27/08/2016 15:41

I think I need to!

It was meant to say DP announced to the room at large that the chairs were squeaky. Apologies!

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AssamAssa · 27/08/2016 15:43

well that's the weirdest autocorrect ever!

scarednoob · 27/08/2016 15:43

My ex, who was a total pisshead, came to a fancy department store with me to look at chairs. Sat on a £650 suede chair and let rip with a massive fart. Didn't even look shamefaced. The sales assistant was horrified.

When she left us, he said sheepishly, "did you hear that?" I told him the pigeons on the roof had fucking heard it, and he shook his head earnestly.

"It's not what you think," he promised - and pulled a pair of nail scissors out of his rear pocket. When he'd sat down, they had punctured the chair, but being a cheapskate fuckwit, he'd rather the sales assistant thought he'd farted than charged him for the chair...

FrancisCrawford · 27/08/2016 15:44

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pussinasda · 27/08/2016 15:44

im the first to laugh at farts but in a cafe thats gross was anyone near by eating

Bitofacow · 27/08/2016 15:46

Yep, my DP still sniggering.

roob314 · 27/08/2016 15:47

scarednoob
I'm laughing my HEAD off at that!!!

scarednoob · 27/08/2016 15:48

It was awfully embarrassing! Thought it might cheer the OP up!!

roob314 · 27/08/2016 15:49

I'd endure a lot of shame to leave £650 in my account as well.

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EarlGrayAndCake · 27/08/2016 15:49

It did, scared!

It was an accident, puss, it was the look of horror on his face that so amused me.

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Arfarfanarf · 27/08/2016 16:04

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Bitofacow · 27/08/2016 16:08

Of course it was 'the chair' Arfarf, we believe you. Really, it was the chair😉

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