My feed
Premium
Please
or
to access all these features

AIBU?

Or is this a major offence??? (Lighthearted disclaimer)

39 replies

AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:18

He ate all the dominos garlic and herb sauce while I went to get myself a beer. Wibu to smother him in his sleep????

OP posts:
Report
honeysucklejasmine · 25/08/2016 21:20

YADNBU!

Report
WatchingFromTheWings · 25/08/2016 21:20

UWNBU! Grin

Report
rosesarered9 · 25/08/2016 21:20

YA definitely definitely NBU

Report
WatchingFromTheWings · 25/08/2016 21:21

*YWNBU! Blush

Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:21

He didn't even WANT pizza

(He's sulking because I was right about my car lights and he likes to think he knows everything there ever was to know about cars)

OP posts:
Report
Ahistorygirl · 25/08/2016 21:22

How did he possibly eat a whole tub of sauce in the time it took you to get to the kitchen and back!

Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:22

It was a big one too. I hope his gluttony makes him sick

OP posts:
Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:23

Because he's a pig!! The kitchen is virtually in the same room!! In the time it took me to open the fridge, pop the top of the beer and add some lime he destroyed 4 slices of pizza a day a whole tub of sauce 😯

OP posts:
Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:24

Not a day AND a whole tub

OP posts:
Report
Queenbean · 25/08/2016 21:24

That sauce is RANK!! He did you a favour!

Report
daisywhoopsie · 25/08/2016 21:25

LTB

Report
StorminaBcup · 25/08/2016 21:25

My first ever LTB. There's no coming back from this.

Report
Mouikey · 25/08/2016 21:29

It's gross - happy to save all ours up and send them to you!

Report
2cats2many · 25/08/2016 21:31

YABU to want to eat it at all. That sauce looks like something my dog sicked up.

Report
NatalieRushman · 25/08/2016 21:33

Shock at all you heathens. The sauce is the best thing about dominos pizza. LTB.

Report
AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 25/08/2016 21:33

Yeah, he definitely did you a favour. That stuff is fucking awful. Hellmans squeeze garlic mayo, otoh...

Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:33

Fortunately I LTB three years ago, but he's had dd today and we -were- are still friends

OP posts:
Report
ineedamoreadultieradult · 25/08/2016 21:33

We have garlic mayo in the fridge for all Pizza related emergency situations so YABU for not being prepared.

Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:34

I'm so cross I can't even strikethrough

OP posts:
Report
AdmiralCLingus · 25/08/2016 21:35

Tell me more about this hell man's mayo....

OP posts:
Report
BoredOnMatLeave · 25/08/2016 21:36

It's time to go no contact

No wonder you left him

Report
acasualobserver · 25/08/2016 21:38

I'm sure it isn't very Italian to put mayonnaise on pizza.

Report

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 25/08/2016 21:39

Man it's good stuff - I haven't bought any for ages but our Tesco used to sell it...

Hats off to you for being able to share a pizza with your ex - the only thing I'd want to share with mine would be a blunt implement...

Report
DixieWishbone · 25/08/2016 21:46

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PovertyPain · 25/08/2016 21:49

the only thing I'd want to share with mine would be a blunt implement

Don't be giving her ideas! Wink

Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.