Or is this a major offence??? (Lighthearted disclaimer)

(40 Posts)
AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:18:36

He ate all the dominos garlic and herb sauce while I went to get myself a beer. Wibu to smother him in his sleep????

honeysucklejasmine Thu 25-Aug-16 21:20:01

YADNBU!

WatchingFromTheWings Thu 25-Aug-16 21:20:26

UWNBU! grin

rosesarered9 Thu 25-Aug-16 21:20:52

YA definitely definitely NBU

WatchingFromTheWings Thu 25-Aug-16 21:21:02

*YWNBU! blush

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:21:20

He didn't even WANT pizza

(He's sulking because I was right about my car lights and he likes to think he knows everything there ever was to know about cars)

Ahistorygirl Thu 25-Aug-16 21:22:04

How did he possibly eat a whole tub of sauce in the time it took you to get to the kitchen and back!

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:22:19

It was a big one too. I hope his gluttony makes him sick

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:23:56

Because he's a pig!! The kitchen is virtually in the same room!! In the time it took me to open the fridge, pop the top of the beer and add some lime he destroyed 4 slices of pizza a day a whole tub of sauce 😯

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:24:35

Not a day AND a whole tub

Queenbean Thu 25-Aug-16 21:24:50

That sauce is RANK!! He did you a favour!

daisywhoopsie Thu 25-Aug-16 21:25:49

LTB

StorminaBcup Thu 25-Aug-16 21:25:49

My first ever LTB. There's no coming back from this.

Mouikey Thu 25-Aug-16 21:29:44

It's gross - happy to save all ours up and send them to you!

2cats2many Thu 25-Aug-16 21:31:17

YABU to want to eat it at all. That sauce looks like something my dog sicked up.

NatalieRushman Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:04

shock at all you heathens. The sauce is the best thing about dominos pizza. LTB.

AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:17

Yeah, he definitely did you a favour. That stuff is fucking awful. Hellmans squeeze garlic mayo, otoh...

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:33

Fortunately I LTB three years ago, but he's had dd today and we -were- are still friends

ineedamoreadultieradult Thu 25-Aug-16 21:33:59

We have garlic mayo in the fridge for all Pizza related emergency situations so YABU for not being prepared.

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:34:15

I'm so cross I can't even strikethrough

AdmiralCLingus Thu 25-Aug-16 21:35:14

Tell me more about this hell man's mayo....

BoredOnMatLeave Thu 25-Aug-16 21:36:42

It's time to go no contact

No wonder you left him

acasualobserver Thu 25-Aug-16 21:38:21

I'm sure it isn't very Italian to put mayonnaise on pizza.

AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave Thu 25-Aug-16 21:39:29

Man it's good stuff - I haven't bought any for ages but our Tesco used to sell it...

Hats off to you for being able to share a pizza with your ex - the only thing I'd want to share with mine would be a blunt implement...

DixieWishbone Thu 25-Aug-16 21:46:46

casual It isn't very Italian to make and eat a chicken vindaloo pizza either, yet it happens.

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