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To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 13:39

And Red, who's ginger. Grin

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Mummyshortlegz · 22/08/2016 13:39

Hello.

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:40

No subscription required to our bonkers union

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 13:40

I'm very young Grin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 13:40

Hi folks! Anyone need any advice?

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 13:40

Can I do 10?

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 13:40

I used to be very young.

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 13:41

You can do as many as you like AGL, just remember to be safe.

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:41

Sorry I am busy working not shagging so makes a change

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:45

Catch up later

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 13:46

The estate agent I need is off today :(

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 13:50

I see Portia has started her posts here the way she means to continue... Grin. (And I don't mean her inspiring verse!)

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 13:50

Yay Grin

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 13:53

Pssst, Portia, it's not Ruby any more!! It's erm, another colour!

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 13:54

The colour of my bridesmaid's dress...!

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 14:00

Grin Always be Ruby to me!

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RedOnHerHedd · 22/08/2016 14:11

I have to put the Hoover around. And change the cat litter. And dust the black glass TV stand, yet again. Why was black glass ever invented????

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AverageGayLad · 22/08/2016 14:11

Can't you just HOOVER the telly?

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 14:19

Dusting black glass - a Sisyphean task if ever there was one, Red! Grin

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 14:27

Attention all. I AM BLUE, there is only one red on the thread and its not Ruby red.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 14:35

So I've seen another house. Urgh. The polite way my mom puts it is "it's been a rental for too long". How do people live in such filth? How can landlord get away with not fixing basics like kitchen cupboards and baths?

I want that other house (the small but nice one). I'm going to write the landlord a letter to go with my application to beg to hopefully make me seem like a good candidate.

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 14:37

Red hoover it. I don't dust I hoover

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 22/08/2016 14:39

Re IKEA - And don't forget, only buy what you can actually fit in your car!

Or make sure you've booked a man and van. Its what I did when I'd first left ex and had nothing.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 22/08/2016 14:39

I found you! Grin

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Mycatsabastard · 22/08/2016 14:41

Found you all.

I have mainly been doing not very much this afternoon. Pottering about, playing with the cats and just generally being lazy.

Got to take teen to an appointment later but it means sitting in the car for an hour with the roof down in the sunshine reading. It's a tough life. :o

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