Bathroom etiquette for my sons

(16 Posts)
buffalogrumble Mon 15-Aug-16 21:08:49

Aibu. Friend has indicated they may lose their masculinity. I am fed up of the smell of piss in a bathroom I have just cleaned.

PirateFairy45 Mon 15-Aug-16 21:10:34

Why not just make them clean their mess? :-/

paxillin Mon 15-Aug-16 21:12:37

How old are they? Any older than 5, ds1 mops the floor and cleans the bowl Monday-Wednesday, ds2 Thursday-Saturday. As a bonus and because you are lovely, you do Sundays. Adjust schedule for more than two sons. Watch them watch each other's habits like hawks on their mopping shift.

GoogleMonkey Mon 15-Aug-16 21:14:15

Lose their masculinity - what a crock of shit.

Men in my house piss sitting down.

Their cocks have yet to fall off.

KP86 Mon 15-Aug-16 21:23:46

My DH prefers to sit.

acasualobserver Mon 15-Aug-16 21:25:45

Your bog, your monkeys, your rules.

janethegirl2 Mon 15-Aug-16 21:32:51

I'd let them clean up their mess. They may prefer to sit down thereafter!

Have you a loo you can designate as female only, and then they get on with the male only loo? And they clean it!!

Dobinette Mon 15-Aug-16 22:02:28

Ha ha, that's funny grin

Quite right, and much more civilised imo.

PavlovianLunge Mon 15-Aug-16 22:07:36

I saw this in the toilet on a recent Austrian flight...

Dobinette Mon 15-Aug-16 22:15:11

Thanks Pavlovian - I have now wet myself laughing

HicDraconis Mon 15-Aug-16 22:18:17

Two sons. One pees standing up and it splashes all over - back of the loo, floor, walls... the other one pees sitting down. One of them is regularly assigned toilet cleaning duty, the other isn't. I don't mind how they pee, as long as they clean up the resulting mess.

(8 - stander and cleaner, 10 - sits and reads)

PavlovianLunge Mon 15-Aug-16 22:28:36

It seems to be a bit of a thing in Germany...

PavlovianLunge Mon 15-Aug-16 22:29:43

Bugger, posted too soon...

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11363516/German-judge-defends-right-of-men-to-pee-standing-up.html

(I'm not a pee troll, honestly.)

HermioneJeanGranger Mon 15-Aug-16 22:31:53

Why don't they clean it up?

MrsGsnow18 Mon 15-Aug-16 22:37:19

Haha
Nbu if you continue to clean bathroom. However it does seem like you'd be winning if you could get them to clean bathroom.
I tried not cleaning bathroom that DH exclusively uses, it didn't bother him one bit. It was like something from 'how clean is your home?' after a fortnight so I caved.

Lacystacie Mon 15-Aug-16 22:39:48

Haha my mum had a little sign that read :
if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat
Always loved that grin

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