If people from musicals were on AIBU, what would they say?

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Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 16:33:21

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PseudoBadger Mon 08-Aug-16 16:35:58

Aibu to think that Peurto Rica is an ugly island and to want to move to America?

Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 16:39:21

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ghostyslovesheep Mon 08-Aug-16 16:40:02

I moved to the big city to be with my BF only to find he's married - AIBU to ask what happens now?

Gardencentregroupie Mon 08-Aug-16 16:41:08

AIBU to go no contact with my brothers? They tried to murder me then sold me into slavery, ripped up my good coat and dipped it in blood to fake my death to our father

Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 16:42:38

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puddock Mon 08-Aug-16 16:43:58

Pseudo YABU, think of the pineapples and the coffee blossoms...

Lilmisskittykat Mon 08-Aug-16 16:45:56

Me and dh own a popular public house. We took in a child to help a woman out she sends us money for keep and with no child labour laws we get a decent days work out of her child.

However, just today a well to do chap has turned up at our pub telling us her mum has died and that he will look after her.

Aibu to think it's ok to hand her over to him? after all it's one less mouth to feed and we will be out of pocket now anyway if it's true about mum.

BorpBorpBorp Mon 08-Aug-16 16:46:08

I'm a magical flying nanny and in addition to looking after my two charges I keep having to sort every fucker's problem out for them e.g. getting a giggling idiot down from the ceiling, softening the heart of my charges' workaholic father etc. etc.

AIBU to say I can't wait for the wind to change so I can piss off out of here?

I'm a mad linguistics professor and I've made a ridiculous classist bet with a colleague that I can pass off a lowly cockney urchin as a high society lady. I've tried electric shocks but she's still not pronouncing her vowels correctly. We've all been there, right?! Any tips?

VoyageOfDad Mon 08-Aug-16 16:48:26

AIBU to think I'm so pretty, so pretty, it's alarming how charming I aaaaaaaaaam ?

MissElizaBennettsBookmark Mon 08-Aug-16 16:48:43

I'm a singer and my BF is an artist. I think he might be seeing an OW. I've been invited to dinner with the chief of police tonight. AIBU to go?

Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 16:50:33

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Noonesfool Mon 08-Aug-16 16:50:38

I really fancy this Aussie girl but my friends all think she's square. WIBU to dump my leathers in favour of a cardie?

grannyinwaiting Mon 08-Aug-16 16:51:41

I am the wife of a pretty intense president of a south American country. Its a bit weird to be honest because all the working classes love me but his snooty mates think I'm bad news! I haven't been feeling too good lately but reckon I could be a fantastic vice president. Should I apply?

CremeBrulee Mon 08-Aug-16 16:52:43

I'm getting married and I don't know who my father is. I'd love to have my father give me away on my special day but my mother is too self absorbed being a fabulously special person to bother telling m me who my dad is. AIBU to invite all the men I found in her little back book to my wedding and create a hell of a scene?

Chlorella Mon 08-Aug-16 16:54:19

I'm a nanny to seven children and we're having a fab time this summer. I think their widowed dad is hot. Wibu to take it further?

MatildaOfTuscany Mon 08-Aug-16 16:55:22

AIBU to think my friend is showing classic signs of a narc personality? She's just got up on a balcony and asked the whole sodding country not to cry for her.

WhatamessIgotinto Mon 08-Aug-16 16:59:31

I married a really handsome singing woodsman on a whim - well I did say he was handsome and he liked my cookin'. When he took me back to his house I discovered he has six slovenly brothers that I'm expected to look after too. Now I've cleaned them up and they're thoroughly nice chaps but now I find that they've all snuck back to town in the night and stolen all the purty local girls and brought them back here til Spring (the pass is closed til then). I'm so mad at DH that we had a fight and he's buggered off to the cabin. Now I've discovered that I'm up the duff and DH is still sulking. Plus there's no fucking room here anymore and all the singing and dancing is driving me fucking mental. What should I do?

HippyChickMama Mon 08-Aug-16 17:00:26

Dw died some time ago and I've employed a nanny to help with 7 dc. The problem is she cut holes in the curtains to make weird clothes for them when she could have just asked for money to buy them clothes. Aibu to sack her immediately?

TheInternetIsForPorn Mon 08-Aug-16 17:03:35

I moved to A rubbish rental because I have no money, I can't find a job, I have no idea of my purpose in life. WIBU to spend all day on the internet looking at porn and just live on benefits?

Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 17:05:31

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Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 17:08:41

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MissElizaBennettsBookmark Mon 08-Aug-16 17:09:41

I work in a boring job at the local cigarette factory, and my soldier BF is a real drag.

WIBU to LTB and date a totally hot bullfighter? Problem is my BF is quite the jealous type. Sorry to drip feed.

Egosumquisum Mon 08-Aug-16 17:12:04

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Shakey15000 Mon 08-Aug-16 17:12:40

AIBU? My BF is a wanna be artist. I don't think he'll make it as all I can see is a load of dots confused Most likely on the spectrum (see what I did there?!)

Anyhow I'm not sure he's that into me and crave security. Should I LTB and go with this other bloke? He's not as attractive but has better prospects? Help!

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