Hangover Poo

(79 Posts)
Jezabella1 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:31:44

They're the most disgusting part of a bad hangover yet they're never talked about. Why we go to the pub last night after civilised dinner and shared bottle of wine? Who thought ciders and a lock in was a good idea knowing I'd be up with ds at 6? Now there's liquid acid coming out my backside.

GrimmauldPlace Sun 07-Aug-16 10:32:19

Erm..OK? Thanks for sharing.

rumpehpumpeh Sun 07-Aug-16 10:33:12

Charles Bukowski does some pretty in depth descriptions of the famed hangover poo!

MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff Sun 07-Aug-16 10:34:50

Cider is also called gut rot. Now you know why.

OiWithThePoodlesAlready Sun 07-Aug-16 10:35:08

Oh my.

It's a long time since I had a hangover (that makes me sound ancient. I'm not) but I can't say this has ever happened to me. Thankfully.

Jezabella1 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:38:28

I feel so rough and having a weekend at my parents home. Feeling like a teenager trying to pretend I'm fine. The bathroom stinks of actual acid.

Have children's party to look forward to in 2 hours Gahhh!

DerekSprechenZeDick Sun 07-Aug-16 10:39:14

Known as beer shites here. Terrible things.

It's like all the sins of a past life are leaving your body at once grin

OnionKnight Sun 07-Aug-16 10:39:34

I have first hand experience of this phenomenon, it's even worse if you drink Guinness grin

molyholy Sun 07-Aug-16 10:44:45

There is actually a name for it. I seen it on mn. It's apparently referred to as a HOP. You're welcome.

Jelliebabe1 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:46:21

I always feel 10 times better after the HOP though! It's like all the badness coming out!

GoldenPlatitudes Sun 07-Aug-16 10:46:30

We call them alco-turds around our way grin

oaadc Sun 07-Aug-16 10:47:29

Alco-shits

Jezabella1 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:48:52

I knew derek might have some knowledge of this. grin

My worst sin last night was getting behind the bar in the lock in and pouring people the worst frothy pints of their life.
Now making a fry up.

Jezabella1 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:49:29

The hop has helped but there's more to come...

sportinguista Sun 07-Aug-16 10:50:16

I have a hangover currently, I am considering stopping drinking, I am supposed to be working which is worse. And yes, hangover poo is the worst!

Best thing is diet coke, it speeds everything up, forces all the badness through, so you feel a bit more alive sooner!

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sun 07-Aug-16 10:51:29

Fry up will sort you out

CantChoose Sun 07-Aug-16 10:51:52

We call them the 'PPP' - post party poop....

J0kersSmile Sun 07-Aug-16 10:52:03

I hate hangover poo.

It's a good cure for mild constipation.

Queenbean Sun 07-Aug-16 10:52:40

I call them the booze-poos

You have my sympathy. If a hangover isn't bad enough to deal with by itself.

See also: looser, errrr, movements while on period. WHY OH WHY.

orangebird69 Sun 07-Aug-16 10:53:07

Yep. Good old alco-poos. Standard with a hangover.

ProseccoMadeMeDoIt Sun 07-Aug-16 10:56:36

My philosophy is what makes you bad makes you better. Have a few more, you'll feel loads better. Wait til midday to make it socially acceptable obviously.

RuggerHug Sun 07-Aug-16 10:59:48

I once worked with a guy who talked far too much about these. He also agreed that they're a hangover cure almost. So much so that his great money making idea was to market mild laxatives as a hangover remedy. I pointed out that the dehydration was what caused the agony and his plan would make it worse. Seeing a mans entire life plan leave his eyes is a tough thing to do of a Tuesday morning.

MadeForThis Sun 07-Aug-16 11:00:12

We always had a theory that after the third poop the hangover was gone grin

MardAsSnails Sun 07-Aug-16 11:01:03

Red wine shits are the worst. Combined with red wine headaches, they make for the worst hangover ever

Wilberforce2 Sun 07-Aug-16 11:02:36

Had a huge hangover on holiday last week, 5 times in 2 hours before I was "done"! Always feel better after though!

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