Wtf are woolen tampons

(27 Posts)
pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:00:00

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/57856500/washable-tampons-cottonbamboo-set-of-3

Looking on esty just browsing was actually looking at moon cups and saw these wtf
😳😳😷
Wouldn't they be itchy this is just mad surly people don't actually use these in real life

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:04:39

These ones have little faces lol

I just never seen anything like it

Funko Mon 01-Aug-16 21:05:53

Ewwwww!!!

And I'm now a fully fledged dutchess cup user. 3 months in and I will NEVER use a tampon again ever!

TheEmojiFormerlyKnownAsPrince Mon 01-Aug-16 21:06:12

Wool?! I'm allergic to it. My nether regions are making a sour lemon face, and sucking themselves inwards...

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:07:52

What some women are willing to put up there fanjo

Shouldwebeworried Mon 01-Aug-16 21:12:11

Well looking at the listing they are cotton/bamboo not wool so probably not itchy.
I imagine they might be a bit tricky to insert unless they are very tightly knitted to make them ridgid.
I know you can get sponges as a disposable tampon replacement so not so different really.

Shouldwebeworried Mon 01-Aug-16 21:13:12

Also the ones with faces look more like comedy/novelty item rather than for use? (I hope)

MajesticSeaFlapFlap Mon 01-Aug-16 21:13:47

My flabber is truly gasted

P1nkP0ppy Mon 01-Aug-16 21:19:41

OMG 😱
Imagine hanging those out to dry.
I'm trying not to scratch at the thought of using them, being allergic to wool and I'm buggered if one of those is going up there!

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:23:28

Iam wearing a wooly Cardigan now the mind boggles

NeedACleverNN Mon 01-Aug-16 21:23:35

Well that's........interesting

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:25:08

I want to here from a mumsnetter who actually uses these 😁😳😁

Dontlaugh Mon 01-Aug-16 21:25:22

I couldn't be doing with a face up there. One of them looks JUDGEY.
That's a fresh hell right there.

FloatyFlo Mon 01-Aug-16 21:27:51

I thought it were obvious these are novelty items and not for actual use...

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:31:48

Hahahahaha😁😁😁😁😁😁just found these

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:33:59

They are called mamma cloths 😳😳😳😳😱😁😁😁😁 I just googled them on pin rest me and dh can't stop laughing

WheresMaHairyToe Mon 01-Aug-16 21:36:27

I don't use those, but I do use natural sea sponges.

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:36:31

This is just to much I am going to stop googling now

SecretMongoose Mon 01-Aug-16 21:36:36

Meh, I'd give them a go. They are cotton not wool, so the same material as disposable tampons are made of.
Mind you I already use washable pads and used to use a mooncup (pre-children, can't get on with one now.)

CaptainSprinkles Mon 01-Aug-16 21:37:08

shock

Those 'lounging' pads!

NeedACleverNN Mon 01-Aug-16 21:38:03

I would use washable pads in a heart beat

Not the woollen ones but the proper cloth ones. They look comfy

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Mon 01-Aug-16 21:39:47

What about woolly moon cups??

JenLindley Mon 01-Aug-16 21:42:44

I saw these too on etsy and was intrigued. Still haven't ruled out trying them tbh. Would love to hear from someone who does. (P.s. i'd be drying them in the hotpress!)

pleasemothermay1 Mon 01-Aug-16 21:44:07

poster KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes

Well you get the prize

You made my night

Onedaftmonkey Mon 01-Aug-16 23:00:01

Oh dear God what we won't stick up our fanjo's. I wander if being a woman is a test as to what fresh hell we are willing to put our vaginas through. Still mooncup and reusable pad person hear so can't say too much. The picture of the lounge pads had me chuckling in to my chardonnay though.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now