Was in town earlier today. Young homeless chap was being verbally abused and threatened by aggressive young bloke, clearly on drugs. Homeless guy looked terrified, aggressive guy went to try and hit him but he bolted off just in time. I kept a close eye on the aggressor all the way down the hill, taking a note of his appearance incase he did anything else and I had to report to the police.
Aggressor met up with a load of very similar pals, all out of their faces on Special Brew on a bench in centre of town. He's standing there laughing, shouting, swearing, recounting his lovely behaviour with homeless guy.
Whilst walking back and forward, waving his arms around he slipped and fell heavily on his boney arse, on the concrete I think I almost heard a "crack". All his awful "pals" started to literally pish themselves laughing.
Later on I saw the homeless guy at a different pitch and related this tale to him and gave him a fiver.
Not really a believer in "karma"per se but this made my day!
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CaptainCrunch · 30/07/2016 16:57
A young lad in a souped up car with his cap on backwards came hurtling down the sliproad, forced himself onto a busy dual carriageway and shot off into the distance, changing lanes, undertaking people and swerving all over the place.
A few miles futher on I passed him on the hard shoulder, giving his details to a traffic policeman.
Beautiful. Just wish it happened more often 
An arsehole in a Mercedes decided to do a handbrake turn onto a very busy road that had a small kerb in the middle with flowers in it separating the two lanes of traffic. Unfortunately he overestimated his abilities and went over the kerb and then scrapped all the bottom of his car several times driving backwards and forwards trying to get off. He eventually had to accept help from passers by to push his car off the kerb.
I may have stood on the side of the road giving him a round of applause
Similar to Edit's: I was driving on the M4 once in my very old banger, trying to go at a steady 70. Some woman in a flashy red sports car came roaring up behind me, overtook and then pulled in in front of me and slowed down, forcing me to then overtake her again if I wanted to stay at 70. This happened 3 times - the 3rd time, as she roared past me, the police on the hard shoulder saw her and pulled her over. I may have laughed rather hard as I went past at 70!
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Driving to Woburn Safari Park a few years ago, we were cut up and nearly forced off the road by a woman driving a brand new Range Rover very badly. She ended up in front of us (of course) at the entrance, and driving round the bit where all the animals are, where you have to drive very slowly, in convoy. The monkeys were especially fascinated with her car. They peeled all of the trim off the roof, then shat copiously on it. When they had finished with that, they proceeded to slide down the windscreen, pull apart the windscreen wipers and snap them off. She was going absolutely ballistic inside the car, but there was absolutely nothing she could do about it. When we got to the exit, she gave the official a huge ear bashing about the state of her car. He merely pointed out the signs - everywhere - saying that you entered at your own risk and they accepted no responsibility for the behaviour of the animals. I dread to think what it must have cost her to get the car repaired.
God I'm going to get flamed for this and before I do, please note that in NO WAY do I condone the behaviour of the aggressor in the OP who was "clearly on drugs". But if he was so clearly an addict, maybe a little understanding wouldn't go amiss?
I hate the terms "druggies" and "alkies" which I see so often on MN ( not that the OP used these). When you have a druggie or an Alkie in your family, it's not easy. The world sees the behaviour and despises them. The family still sees their loved on, in my case my brother. The same brother who looked out for me when I was little,who went to a top University and graduated with honours, who has travelled the world,speaks several languages......
Sorry for bringing the thread down 
I was in a queue at a petrol station when someone (also in a 4x4) drove around the outside of the queue and across the forecourt to the next spare pump. Then after much reversing and pulling forward, she realised that the hoses only reached if you had the pump on the same side as your petrol cap.
She sped off without refilling.
This happened probably at least 15 years ago but still makes me smile if anything reminds me.
At home one evening we hear an alarm go off, loads of banging, crashing and yelling so run to the window. We see that a house across the road is being burgled but they managed to only set the alarm off on the way out... No idea how they managed that one. Mum runs for the phone as me and dad keep watching, two blokes are trying to get out of there ASAP and one is reversing off the drive fast whilst the other is trying to balance a presumably stolen mattress on top of the car 
The car swerves backwards onto the road causing an oncoming car to swerve and only just miss hitting them. The car behind the car the burglars almost take out... The police
It was awesome! Half the people who lived on the road were peering out of their windows and the now arrested men kept glaring and gesturing at us all assuming that someone had phoned the police but nobody had, it had happened too quickly it was just pure luck that the police were passing!
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I love these! When I was a child, we lived up the road from a ford, and I used to go and paddle in the river next to the crossing. One day I was down there with my dad, when these boy racer types drove through at speed, laughing their heads off as they soaked us both. Unfortunately they drove through so fast they did something to their car, as it died on them about 20 metres up the road. This was before the days of mobile phones, so they had to sheepishly come and ask my dad if they could use our phone to get help
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