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AIBU?

to be shocked at man driving and fondling wife?

21 replies

StayAtHomeNotMum · 17/07/2016 20:09

This is my first AIBU.... so here goes

I was riding out this afternoon, and a car slows down to pass me. I raise my hand to thank the driver and realise he hasn't lifted his hand in return, because it is down the top of the woman in the passenger seat!!

She is voluptuous, and his arm has vanished down her breasts to halfway towards his elbow. Child in back seat - looks about 3 years old.

AIBU to think this is a) shocking and b) dangerous?

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Noonesfool · 17/07/2016 20:12

Maybe a bee had flown down her top..

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MoggyMischief · 17/07/2016 20:14

Ahh the old bee in the blouse move

::Walks down memory lane::

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emilybrontescorset · 17/07/2016 20:16

Not shocking no
Dangerous maybe.

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RiverTam · 17/07/2016 20:19

Weird. Reminds of the time DH and I visited Ely and saw a young couple walking down the street with the bloke holding one of his gf's breasts. It's now referred to in our house as Ely Hug.

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Noonesfool · 17/07/2016 20:19

Especially for the bee, Emily

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GladAllOver · 17/07/2016 20:20

How did you know it was his wife?

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fastdaytears · 17/07/2016 20:22

Glad you are not suggesting it might be extra marital boob cuppage?

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StayAtHomeNotMum · 17/07/2016 20:33

He was looking smug, she was looking bored....

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Welshmaenad · 17/07/2016 20:39

Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.

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PortiaCastis · 17/07/2016 20:43

Well at least he wasn't doing the hokey cokey but still a bit dangerous

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Solopower1 · 17/07/2016 20:52

'Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.'

If your bra controls the music, do your pants turn up the heating?

Hilarious! Grin

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Welshmaenad · 17/07/2016 20:57

Solo, no his arse does. Full of fucking hot air so he is.

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SarcasmMode · 17/07/2016 21:01

Bit icky to be in eyeshot of your 3 year old.

Parked car with nobody else in it? Sure.

Poor woman probably same shit, same week.

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acasualobserver · 17/07/2016 21:30

Perhaps he was administering CPR. Typical of MN to leap to judgement.

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TheNaze73 · 17/07/2016 21:39

We've all done it OP, don't sweat it

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Bottomchops · 17/07/2016 21:49

Sometimes I get one out when dh is driving to make him laugh. I figure anyone driving past is already gone and doesn't know us.

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GladAllOver · 18/07/2016 17:59

So that's what this sign is for:

to be shocked at man driving and fondling wife?
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2nds · 18/07/2016 18:01

Maybe his arm was cold?

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Birdsgottafly · 18/07/2016 18:15

""We've all done it OP, don't sweat it""

You are sexually inappropriate in front of your children?

What a wonderfully respectful Partner and Father, he is.

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SaucyJack · 18/07/2016 18:17

Conjoined twins?

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TheNaze73 · 18/07/2016 18:30

birds I was being ironic...

Of course not

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