to be shocked at man driving and fondling wife?

(22 Posts)
StayAtHomeNotMum Sun 17-Jul-16 20:09:52

This is my first AIBU.... so here goes

I was riding out this afternoon, and a car slows down to pass me. I raise my hand to thank the driver and realise he hasn't lifted his hand in return, because it is down the top of the woman in the passenger seat!!

She is voluptuous, and his arm has vanished down her breasts to halfway towards his elbow. Child in back seat - looks about 3 years old.

AIBU to think this is a) shocking and b) dangerous?

Noonesfool Sun 17-Jul-16 20:12:52

Maybe a bee had flown down her top..

MoggyMischief Sun 17-Jul-16 20:14:50

Ahh the old bee in the blouse move

::Walks down memory lane::

emilybrontescorset Sun 17-Jul-16 20:16:18

Not shocking no
Dangerous maybe.

RiverTam Sun 17-Jul-16 20:19:30

Weird. Reminds of the time DH and I visited Ely and saw a young couple walking down the street with the bloke holding one of his gf's breasts. It's now referred to in our house as Ely Hug.

Noonesfool Sun 17-Jul-16 20:19:56

Especially for the bee, Emily

GladAllOver Sun 17-Jul-16 20:20:53

How did you know it was his wife?

fastdaytears Sun 17-Jul-16 20:22:45

Glad you are not suggesting it might be extra marital boob cuppage?

StayAtHomeNotMum Sun 17-Jul-16 20:33:11

He was looking smug, she was looking bored....

Welshmaenad Sun 17-Jul-16 20:39:46

Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.

PortiaCastis Sun 17-Jul-16 20:43:51

Well at least he wasn't doing the hokey cokey but still a bit dangerous

Solopower1 Sun 17-Jul-16 20:52:36

'Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.'

If your bra controls the music, do your pants turn up the heating?

Hilarious! grin

Welshmaenad Sun 17-Jul-16 20:57:26

Solo, no his arse does. Full of fucking hot air so he is.

SarcasmMode Sun 17-Jul-16 21:01:47

Bit icky to be in eyeshot of your 3 year old.

Parked car with nobody else in it? Sure.

Poor woman probably same shit, same week.

acasualobserver Sun 17-Jul-16 21:30:49

Perhaps he was administering CPR. Typical of MN to leap to judgement.

TheNaze73 Sun 17-Jul-16 21:39:30

We've all done it OP, don't sweat it

Bottomchops Sun 17-Jul-16 21:49:24

Sometimes I get one out when dh is driving to make him laugh. I figure anyone driving past is already gone and doesn't know us.

GladAllOver Mon 18-Jul-16 17:59:26

So that's what this sign is for:

2nds Mon 18-Jul-16 18:01:45

Maybe his arm was cold?

Birdsgottafly Mon 18-Jul-16 18:15:47

""We've all done it OP, don't sweat it""

You are sexually inappropriate in front of your children?

What a wonderfully respectful Partner and Father, he is.

SaucyJack Mon 18-Jul-16 18:17:43

Conjoined twins?

TheNaze73 Mon 18-Jul-16 18:30:22

birds I was being ironic...

Of course not

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