If you are looking to blame someone for the result...

(77 Posts)
ProfessorPreciseaBug Tue 28-Jun-16 07:59:40

Try this nice little trick...
Identify the person/group you hold responsible and point at them...

Now count the fingers......You have one finger pointing at the object of your anger...*AND THREE FINGERS POINTING BACK AT YOURSELF*

Now you know who is really to blame... it's actually quite good as it works in every situation when you are blaming someone.

PurpleDaisies Tue 28-Jun-16 08:01:52

How am I to blame for England losing their match against Iceland?

This is a load of unoriginal twaddle.

SoupDragon Tue 28-Jun-16 08:03:04

What a load of absolute bollocks.

buffalogrumble Tue 28-Jun-16 08:03:43

Purpledaisies it's all your fault. If you'd been England manager it'd never have happened

Helmetbymidnight Tue 28-Jun-16 08:04:42

It wasn't Roy's fault. I blame joe hart.

PurpleDaisies Tue 28-Jun-16 08:05:25

Damnit buffalo I forgot that's how I was culpable for the pathetic display last night...

acasualobserver Tue 28-Jun-16 08:06:36

Your "nice little trick" isn't going to go down too well on police identity parades.

JE678 Tue 28-Jun-16 08:06:40

Purple if you had at least bothered to put your shinpads on in the first place we'd be through.

PanEuropeanPan Tue 28-Jun-16 08:07:14

I blame ProfessorPB.

If she wasn't full of shit that sounds like it comes from a USA kindergarden then Rashford would have been on the pitch with Vardy for the full match and Eng-er-land would have won comfortably.

PurpleDaisies Tue 28-Jun-16 08:07:20

I'm afraid helmet according to the op it isn't Joe hart's fault, it's yours. Sorry about that.

TheDuchessOfArbroathsHat Tue 28-Jun-16 08:07:23

I've read some piffle in my time but this really is piffle on a whole new scale hmm

TheNaze73 Tue 28-Jun-16 08:09:52

Have a whole packet biscuit

That's 20 seconds of my life, I won't get back.

I wasn't playing or part of the coaching set up. How OP, do you hold me accountable??

MeMySonAndl Tue 28-Jun-16 08:11:02

I knew it was my fault, had I been managing the game yesterday this wouldn't have happened.

Years ago I was happily walking down the street and passed by two hoodies, I had not even looked at them when one spit on me and then they walked away laughing shouting racial abuse.

Was that my fault too? Why? Oh yes, I shouldn't be in this country in the first place!

biscuit

Helmetbymidnight Tue 28-Jun-16 08:11:47

Yeah I did have quite a weak tournament tis true.

RufusTheReindeer Tue 28-Jun-16 08:12:10

What a complete load of bollocks

(We really need a bollocks emoticon)

(🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 bullocks emoticon grin)

I have nothing to do with England losing yet another football match!!!!

TrinityForce Tue 28-Jun-16 08:12:40

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MardAsSnails Tue 28-Jun-16 08:12:53

But, it's definitely Roy Hodgson's fault. and I am not Roy Hodgson. So it's clearly bollocks

PanEuropeanPan Tue 28-Jun-16 08:13:43

You say that Mard, but how exactly do we know that you are not Roy Hodgson? Eh? Eh?

albertcampionscat Tue 28-Jun-16 08:15:23

I am Roy Hodgson.

TheNaze73 Tue 28-Jun-16 08:16:20

No, I am Roy Hodgson.

FrogsSpawnofSanta Tue 28-Jun-16 08:17:40

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Would you you say that to a woman who has suffered physical or emotional abuse at the hands of their partner? Or to the pensioner who has been mugged in the streets?

user148904932 Tue 28-Jun-16 08:18:27

No, I am Roy hodgson

user148904932 Tue 28-Jun-16 08:18:54

And fuck knows what's going on round here recently, some threads are bloody mental

WeekendAway Tue 28-Jun-16 08:32:18

I'm sure this true some of the time, for some of the things but it's hardly going to work in every situation for everything. hmm

JudyCoolibar Tue 28-Jun-16 08:34:41

Every situation, OP? Have you tried saying that to, for example, Josie Russell?

I've seen some twatty posts in my time, but I think you may have won the prize.

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