To think the state of the country is entirely the fault of

(76 Posts)
HoneyDragon Sat 25-Jun-16 08:37:18

Hipsters, ducks, and a nationwide lack of those things you put on your bicycle wheel spokes that make clacky noises when you pedal?

iisme Sat 25-Jun-16 08:38:21

I dunno. I think the fact that you can rarely find sweets sold by the quarter is also important.

dementedma Sat 25-Jun-16 08:38:51

I blame spiders. Creepy fuckers who are the stuff of nightmares and who exist only to terrorise unsuspecting humans and make our homes unliveable in in autumn.

AnyFucker Sat 25-Jun-16 08:39:05

Ninja cats

Philip Schofield

Wet bath mats

Samcro Sat 25-Jun-16 08:39:17

i blame the weather

HoneyDragon Sat 25-Jun-16 08:40:40

Wet bath mats .... That's ninja ducks getting in dampening them, that is.

PeaceOfWildThings Sat 25-Jun-16 08:41:41

More seagulls now. It used to be pigeons, don't remember ducks ever being a problem though.

People eating in the street, it's the beginning of the end!

HoneyDragon Sat 25-Jun-16 08:42:01

Hipsters did the death of sweets by the quarter with their ridiculous slithers of and spoonfuls and covering it with salted caramel or granola crumble

AnyFucker Sat 25-Jun-16 08:45:55

Quinoa

What even is that shit ?

SpiceLinerandHoneyLove Sat 25-Jun-16 08:47:38

Noel's House Party being taken off air was the beginning of the end

DesolateWaist Sat 25-Jun-16 08:48:16

Ah, you can buy Spokey Dokeys in Tiger and right next door is a shop that sells sweets by the quarter.

I blame the lack of toys on the cereal. Everyone used to love the toys in the cereal.

NeedACleverNN Sat 25-Jun-16 08:51:29

Those two stupid plastic balls on a string that you clack!

You never manage to actually clack them but successfully break your knuckles every time

NeedACleverNN Sat 25-Jun-16 08:52:10

Oh and we have a sweet shop where we can buy how much we want

So 50p here and £3 there

Tessticklesyourfancy Sat 25-Jun-16 08:52:59

Some good points being made here. I truly believe it all turned to shit when Marathon and Opal Fruits became Snickers and Starburst. We were all doomed after that

ClopySow Sat 25-Jun-16 08:55:50

It all went wrong after saturday swapshop.

FrankUnderwoodsWife Sat 25-Jun-16 08:56:01

You are all being ridiculous.

It's clearly fruits fault.
Bloody apples preaching you should eat one of them a day. And then other, sweet, portable natural food stuffs getting in on the bandwagon and increasing it it 5. Five!!!

Who ever heard of not sending your child into school with a Nutella sandwich, bag of hula hoops and a "fruit" shoot? It's practically child abuse, and twas the beginning of the end.

Fruit are knobs. Your heard it here first.

HoneyDragon Sat 25-Jun-16 09:44:12

I'm drinking fruit and kale <checks self for hipster beard>

whirlygirly Sat 25-Jun-16 12:19:21

I think it all went wrong when roller boots changed into roller blades.

Creampastry Sat 25-Jun-16 12:21:53

I blame it on cous cous .....

HopeArden Sat 25-Jun-16 12:25:36

Nah, it was when dairy milk stopped being sold in foil with a paper wrapper and got value engineered rounded corners!

It doesn't make that satisfying snap when you break it anymore either sad

ditavonteesed Sat 25-Jun-16 12:25:59

your mum!

PortiaCastis Sat 25-Jun-16 12:29:43

My Gran started eating lentils on a Thursday.

ThinkAboutItTomorrow Sat 25-Jun-16 12:32:20

All I know is that things were ok when baths were avocado coloured and every house had tiles like this

FrankUnderwoodsWife Sat 25-Jun-16 12:53:29

Honey I just know you have some ducks waddling about your back garden, you hipster

BrandNewAndImproved Sat 25-Jun-16 12:55:22

We need a new jilly Cooper book to come out.

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