To have a massive crush on Gareth Bale?

(29 Posts)
TerrificHons Tue 21-Jun-16 18:01:37

Disclaimer: I'm not Welsh.

This is the first crush I've had in aggggges and it's hitting hard.

Earlier I actually CHOSE to watch MOTD highlights so I could see Gareth Bale kicking a ball and being interviewed.

I also may have googled photos of him earlier... I even love his little man bun blush

Does anyone else feel the same? (Or can suggest other Euro2016 players for me to admire?)

OnionKnight Tue 21-Jun-16 18:04:51

Nope, I can't see it. His face looks weird and his top knot is fucking stupid, he looked better when he didn't have such long hair.

19lottie82 Tue 21-Jun-16 18:07:12

His man bun only serves as a strategic hairstyle to cover his baldness, you know. Google for pics.

AnyFucker Tue 21-Jun-16 18:09:37

Yep, his toupe man bun slipped during the 1st Euro Wales match. He is always fiddling with it to make sure it is still in place. Not sexy. At all.

AnchorDownDeepBreath Tue 21-Jun-16 18:11:47

I can't stand him but I'm an arsenal fan so that may be why... He's also horrendously egotistical.

OnionKnight Tue 21-Jun-16 18:12:13

He's going bald? shock

Mind you I think Didier Drogba had a certain hairstyle to cover up the fact that he's going bald.

AddToBasket Tue 21-Jun-16 18:13:23

Yes! He is a dish. Yum.

GoneClubbing Tue 21-Jun-16 18:13:55

YABU purely on the basis of his hair. Rest of him, fair enough.

Millyonthefloss2 Tue 21-Jun-16 18:16:31

YANBU. He is my hero. And I loved how he looked as a young man - like a friendly monkey with hair accessories .

OnionKnight Tue 21-Jun-16 18:17:07

I've just Googled and yeah he's definitely going bald.

LadyIncuntliaButtock Tue 21-Jun-16 18:17:41

YABU, he's not the prettiest picture.

AnyFucker Tue 21-Jun-16 18:18:33

Nothing wrong with going bald

But don't be a prat about it

We have eyes, you ridiculous man

TerrificHons Tue 21-Jun-16 18:18:56

He's going bald?!? dies of shock

I always thought he had a luscious head of hair...

Anchor funny that you see him as egotistical- I got the impression that he was a nice, humble sort of fella (mostly glazed from post match interviews grin )

So, for those who don't appreciate the beautiful Bale, who are your football crushes? (Preferably from Euro2016 wink

DontDeadOpenInside Tue 21-Jun-16 18:19:32

Yabu. Yuk.

StrawberrytallCake Tue 21-Jun-16 18:19:44

Ugh he's like a caveman.....as are they all.......

TerrificHons Tue 21-Jun-16 18:21:45

Just found this- pretty irrefutable but I still fancy him like mad grin Makes him more human swoons

MarcelineTheVampire Tue 21-Jun-16 18:39:42

His man bun needs to go. Once this has happened YANBU.

Lordamighty Tue 21-Jun-16 18:43:17

That hairstyle is just an elaborate comb over.

icapturethecastle Tue 21-Jun-16 18:51:01

He also has big teeth that I find a bit off putting

LemonySmithit Tue 21-Jun-16 18:51:43

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HelsBels3000 Tue 21-Jun-16 18:52:23

He looks a lot like a monkey IMHO

derxa Tue 21-Jun-16 19:01:33

I love him. He's a great footballer. As for fancying him, I'm a bit old for that sort of palaver.

derxa Tue 21-Jun-16 19:06:23

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/gareth-bales-wife-grins-ear-to-ear-2246641#C3YEtEcPTJmRkYuL.97
I'd be disappointed if he was involved in any extra marital shenanigans.

handslikecowstits Tue 21-Jun-16 19:08:57

I'm sticking with Slavan Bilic and Jens Lehmann. Gorgeous.

LittleMissUpset Tue 21-Jun-16 19:13:30

YABU grin I can't see it myself!

I prefer rugby players myself anyway.

There's always Wayne Rooney wink envy << that IS NOT an envy face

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