AIBU to love the smell of sneezes?

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EverySecondCounts Sun 12-Jun-16 21:50:13

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cosmicglittergirl Sun 12-Jun-16 21:51:01

I have never smelt anything?!

EatShitDerek Sun 12-Jun-16 21:51:56

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cosmicglittergirl Sun 12-Jun-16 21:52:22

Haha

evileyes Sun 12-Jun-16 21:52:34

What is this madness? What does it smell like?

ShatnersBassoon Sun 12-Jun-16 21:53:40

You've never smelt the sneeze of a person with infected sinuses. It's something like a neglected, but well used, cattle shed.

acasualobserver Sun 12-Jun-16 21:54:08

AIBU to weirdly enjoy this

Yes. Please don't tell anyone in RL.

blondieblondie Sun 12-Jun-16 21:55:24

I'm intrigued. Unless you mean a bum sneeze.

candykane25 Sun 12-Jun-16 21:56:57

Sneezes normally smell of nothing and sometimes smell slightly snotty.
It's certainly an unusual like.
My DD burped in my face today. I did not like it.

EverySecondCounts Sun 12-Jun-16 21:57:22

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nogrip Sun 12-Jun-16 21:59:31

That's ducking vile

rockchick78 Sun 12-Jun-16 22:00:36

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! grin

Sallygoroundthemoon Sun 12-Jun-16 22:01:08

That's disgusting.shock

EverySecondCounts Sun 12-Jun-16 22:04:30

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voodoolooloo Sun 12-Jun-16 22:04:48

My cat sneezes on my --coz she's a cu--nt. It smells like the stinky breath of my pervy geography teacher, mixed with shit and death.
Each to their own though love gringrin
Love the mouse description!

jobrum Sun 12-Jun-16 22:04:56

I've smelt my dds sneezes after she's had a cold. Smells exactly like snot which has sat in sinuses for a week. I do not like it.

alltoomuchrightnow Sun 12-Jun-16 22:08:05

It's a very strong smell to me and all sneezes smell the same.
I sneezed driving today and actually thought of this..what an appalling smell it is. One of my worst smells. DP's smell the same as mine.
OP you are odd !! smile

iwouldgoouttonight Sun 12-Jun-16 22:11:25

Reading this thread just made me sneeze. Wonder if it's contagious like yawning. I couldn't smell anything at all though. confused

Mari50 Sun 12-Jun-16 22:14:13

Sneezes smell? Wtf? Not normal and fairly disgusting. The idea of sneezing into my arm so I can sniff it is as attractive as farting into a bag to do the same. Yeuch.

backtowork2015 Sun 12-Jun-16 22:14:31

Never noticed a smell of a sneeze... a mouses breath? What does that smell like? When you say the smell of white blood cells is comforting I'm really confused. When I squeeze my dh's chunky blackheadsblush that pus absolutely reeks!!

EverySecondCounts Sun 12-Jun-16 22:14:39

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SalemSaberhagen Sun 12-Jun-16 22:16:39

I've never smelt a sneeze. DP always smells them though, he says it is vile.

backtowork2015 Sun 12-Jun-16 22:17:50

Are you one of those super smeller type people? That can distinguish individual scents in perfume and could write a wine label in waitrose?

mynamesnotMa Sun 12-Jun-16 22:19:06

Is it a dry snot smell. ?

EverySecondCounts Sun 12-Jun-16 22:25:12

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